Board 8 > This 27 y/o California Man is the most Popular SPERM DONOR in the WORLD!!!!

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Full Throttle
12/19/18 12:46:36 AM
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27 y/o Kyle Gordy from Los Angeles, California has fathered EIGHTEEN children from around the country and is now ready to go GLOBAL because of his popular SPERM that he donated in 2014 as many single women and couples who want a child want him because of his "good looks"!!

His facebook page has a string of positive pregnancy tests that he proudly shows off as he says his happiness isn't about raising kids of his own: He's just thrilled to help women who want children by donating his substance

Kyle is the world's most "popular sperm donor" as the sperm office admis that he has become quite an in-demand person since he started advertising them on facebook 4 years ago.

He said "I'm a very, very popular guy. 100 people hit me up every month. I'm in high demand. I can't help everyone but i usually donate to between 2 and 5 people every month"..and notes that services ARE FREE!!

Most of the women just take a sample of his sperm and inject it at home with a syringe while the others have SEX with him to get pregnant the "old fashioned way"

He said "When we have sex we try to make it fun. Sperm donation gives me and outlet, i have no pressure to find a girlfriend but i still get to have children. For me, sperm donation is a substitute for having a girlfriend"

He decided to donate in his early 20's when he realized he got bored of relationships

He notes that one couple have a child that is 4 and a 14 month old are already looking like him

Kyle has donated to LA, San Fran, Colorado and Texas clinics and he wouldn't mind going OVERSEAS to help impregnant europeans next..

He said "If anyone in the UK wants my services, i am happy to travel. I'd go anywhere to help women out, apart from North Korea or any war zone"

Most of the clients are 18-42 and gets a lot of "repeat business" and DOESN'T discriminate on age and makes sure that the child will be supported financially.

He says he comes from a good family with 2 educated parents, a lawyer and programmer mother and will be passing down those genes.

Kyle also argued that sperm banks may have trouble tracking the offspring of repeat donors so those offspring may not know when they encounter a BROTHER or SISTER as he takes "satisfaction" knowing he has kids in the world and have a great Father's Day party one day in 20 years....

His parents however are mixed as his mother has to repeatedly tell him that they are not really his kids

Kyle says lastly "My parents are fine about it though, my brother makes a lot of money and i make a lot of children. Women have told me i'm the hottest man they've come across and it makes me happy knowing that. I don't do any drugs, i don't smoke, i don't drink, i don't drink caffeine and i only eat sperm friendly food: wheat, brown rice, fruits and veggies. Right now i'm in university as both siblings of mine are engineers. The nuclear engineer is my TWIN. My grandpa was a scientist".

He also put up old photos of himself as a kid and brags about his IQ..and is passing his legacy around the owrld.

Do you think you'd be a popular sperm donor?

Kyle -

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/12/18/21/7584314-6508859-Passing_it_on_Kyle_says_he_is_a_favorable_choice_because_he_come-m-2_1545169847976.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/11/13/1415912757140_Image_galleryImage_Sperm_Donor_Kyle_Gordy.JPG

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/11/13/1415912763917_Image_galleryImage_Sperm_Donor_Kyle_Gordy.JPG

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/12/18/19/7584312-6508859-image-a-67_1545160270133.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/12/18/19/7584308-6508859-image-a-69_1545161036991.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/12/18/19/7584316-6508859-image-m-65_1545159889275.jpg

Kyle as a brat -

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/11/13/1415914143463_wps_53_Kid_pictures_from_Sperm_D.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/11/13/1415912863120_Image_galleryImage_Kid_pictures_from_Sperm_D.JPG
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Grand Kirby
12/19/18 1:27:25 AM
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Based on his description that first picture was some surprise.
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mnkboy907
12/19/18 2:03:16 AM
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Full Throttle posted...
..and notes that services ARE FREE!!

Well that explains it.
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