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UnfairRepresent
12/18/18 7:33:46 AM
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Well? - Results (11 votes)
I'd save Moscow
45.45% (5 votes)
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I'd save my dog
54.55% (6 votes)
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Evil Isamic terrorists are about to launch powerful nuclear weapons at Moscow. That will kill or seriously injure 12,000,000 people.

At the same time a crazy Frenchman has grabbed your dog, points a gun at it and says "this mangey mutt makes me sick. so disgusting! I'll be rid of it" and is about to shoot.

you're the only one there to prevent either event from happening but you can only stop 1.

WxaGEXH

Do you abort the launch or save Fido?
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SaithSayer
12/18/18 7:46:01 AM
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They won't have to be cold anymore.
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Were_Wyrm
12/18/18 7:47:15 AM
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Save Moscow, ask the Frenchmen if he'll off the other one too.
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FF_Redux
12/18/18 7:49:52 AM
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SSJCAT
12/18/18 7:52:25 AM
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sorry moscow
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Lord_Shadow
12/18/18 8:34:26 AM
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Is Putin in Moscow?
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monkmith
12/18/18 8:38:56 AM
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SaithSayer posted...
They won't have to be cold anymore.

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UnfairRepresent
12/19/18 1:17:32 PM
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Lord_Shadow posted...
Is Putin in Moscow?

Maybe
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DevsBro
12/19/18 1:20:41 PM
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Save Moscow, turn in the Frenchman to an asylum since he was threatenimg to shoot thin air. I'm guessing he went through with it too.
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Lost_All_Senses
12/19/18 1:47:52 PM
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Id save my pitbull. Someone has to watch my Daycare when I go out for lunch.
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Vicious_Dios
12/19/18 1:59:06 PM
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I love my pets, but the obvious choice here is Moscow.

It's no surprise that the ones I have tagged would sacrifice the lives of millions for a fucking pet. Yes, you don't know these people. Yes, you've bonded with your dog over the span of time you both shared together, but people clearly come first.

Seriously, what a bunch of mal-adjusted weirdos we have over here. *Sigh*
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Typhon
12/19/18 2:13:42 PM
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My dog, with no hesitation.
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DarthWendy
12/19/18 2:16:38 PM
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I'd save Moscow without hesitation.
Some fine broken moral compasses on this board, as expected.
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DarthGravid
12/19/18 2:30:47 PM
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I would rather shoot the dog myself than be responsible for the deaths of 12 million people.
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HenryAllbright
12/19/18 2:33:30 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Id save my pitbull. Someone has to watch my Daycare when I go out for lunch.


lol
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HenryAllbright
12/19/18 2:48:31 PM
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My dog would want me to save Moscow. He thinks sacrificing his life to save millions of Russian people would be a great step in improving relations between Russia and the US. He wants to set an example that one life in one country is just as valuable as a life in another, and that the sooner people catch onto this the quicker we can achieve world peace.
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garan
12/19/18 3:15:13 PM
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Lots of smoking hot chicks in Moscow need saving. Sorry, Doge.
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UnfairRepresent
12/19/18 3:26:48 PM
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DarthGravid posted...
I would rather shoot the dog myself than be responsible for the deaths of 12 million people.

you wouldn't be responsible for it
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HashtagTartarus
12/19/18 3:49:40 PM
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UnfairRepresent
12/21/18 4:56:33 AM
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one sided so far
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UnfairRepresent
12/22/18 10:27:31 PM
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HenryAllbright posted...
My dog would want me to save Moscow

It's a dog, it wants dinner and belly rubs
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uwnim
12/22/18 10:32:43 PM
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I convince the frenchman that my dog the identical twin of the dog he's really looking for and it is actually with the terrorists. This causes enough confusion among them that their planned launch fails. I leave the area with my dog having successfully saved both. <_<
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Offworlder1
12/22/18 11:42:23 PM
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Moscow, I love my pets but one life vs all the people in Moscow is not even a contest, theres no way a sane person would let all those people die for one pet.
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UnfairRepresent
12/24/18 2:32:54 PM
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uwnim posted...
I convince the frenchman that my dog the identical twin of the dog he's really looking for and it is actually with the terrorists. This causes enough confusion among them that their planned launch fails. I leave the area with my dog having successfully saved both. <_<

Are you high?
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Unsugarized_Foo
12/24/18 2:33:58 PM
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Save the Cow. Russians like dogs and would erect a life-size statue in his honor
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Mareen
12/24/18 2:35:42 PM
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I'd save Moscow. Far too many people to lose over one of my dogs.
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Mistere Man
12/24/18 2:50:15 PM
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I say to the guy please dont kill puppy le pew! Then he will be moved by the name and be unable to kill my dog while I hit the button saving Moscow.

This way I saved one thing and they spared the other. Then we go out for a jerry Lewis movie marathon, and both die from boredom or laughter.
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uwnim
12/24/18 11:05:14 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
uwnim posted...
I convince the frenchman that my dog the identical twin of the dog he's really looking for and it is actually with the terrorists. This causes enough confusion among them that their planned launch fails. I leave the area with my dog having successfully saved both. <_<

Are you high?

No, of course not. Straight edge.

There's nothing wrong with what I said. If frenchman is in the same area as me, which he'd have to be, then he's also capable of stopping the terrorists.
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