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Damn_Underscore
12/16/18 11:33:12 PM
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There's nothing wrong with the music or lyrics, it's just intentionally made to be as long as possible.
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BuckVanHammer
12/16/18 11:34:13 PM
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All christmas songs are garbage.

Whats with all the damn birds in that song? Christmas doesnt need all them birds.
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Ving_Rhames
12/16/18 11:34:14 PM
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When I was a kid, I always laughed when "FIIIIIIIIIVE GOLDEN RIIIIIINGS!" came up. It was just so jarringly dramatic compared to the rest of the song.
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Ultima Dragon
12/16/18 11:38:58 PM
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Strong agree, the repetitiveness of it really grates on my nerves. Far more so than any other Christmas song, although obviously they're all spammed ad nauseam this time of year.

There's a shit ton of spinoffs of it too with different items in ads and the like, and it's just like.. no.
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HiddenLurker
12/16/18 11:40:19 PM
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You people would not be complaining if you had to deal with leaping lords.
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ghettoraider81
12/16/18 11:44:41 PM
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Twelve Pains of Christmas.....

So annoying and grating.
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gguirao
12/17/18 2:06:38 AM
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HiddenLurker posted...
You people would not be complaining if you had to deal with leaping lords.

Between the lords, ladies, maids, pipers, and drummers, that song encourages selling human beings as property.
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Shotgunnova
12/17/18 2:11:10 AM
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Yeah, that's gotta be one of the crappiest Christmas songs.
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yusiko
12/17/18 3:15:48 AM
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on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me
a patridge in a pear tree

on the second day of christmas my true love gave to me
2 turtle doves
and a patridge in a pear tree

on the third day of christmas my true love gave to me
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a patridge in a pear tree

on the fourth day of christmas my true love gave to me
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a patridge in a pear tree

on the fifth day of christmas my true love gave to me
5 GOLDEN RINGS
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a patridge in a pear tree

on the sixth day of christmas my true love gave to me
............to be honest i always forget what comes next
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Questionmarktarius
12/17/18 3:36:31 PM
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NotWhiteNinja
12/17/18 3:37:06 PM
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Every Christmas song is the worst Christmas song.
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Shotgunnova
12/17/18 3:40:19 PM
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NotWhiteNinja posted...
Every Christmas song is the worst Christmas song.
Greensleeves is the GOAT
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