Current Events > My name is Ross, and yeah, I open bags of chips with scissors.

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EffectAndCause 12/10/18 2:26:00 PM #1:	I could never find the balance of force. If you pull too delicately it takes forever to open, but if you pull too aggressively it rips the actual bag and you cant seal it properly so they go stale. And sometimes the glue is applied poorly so even if youre careful it still rips the bag! I accept whatever judgement shall come my way. --- https://imgur.com/wMshiEN <cite>EffectAndCause posted [p:913890045] in My name is... [t:77288999]...</cite> <quote>I could never find the balance of force. If you pull too delicately it takes forever to open, but if you pull too aggressively it rips the actual bag and you cant seal it properly so they go stale. And sometimes the glue is applied poorly so even if youre careful it still rips the bag! I accept whatever judgement shall come my way.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 12/10/18 2:27:31 PM #2:	Thats why chip bag clips are only for alpha chip males --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister <cite>nevershine posted [p:913890122] in My name is... [t:77288999]...</cite> <quote>Thats why chip bag clips are only for alpha chip males</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 12/10/18 2:27:51 PM #3:	My 6 year old is pretty good at opening bags, maybe he could teach you --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg https://imgur.com/8kjZU <cite>eston posted [p:913890143] in My name is... [t:77288999]...</cite> <quote>My 6 year old is pretty good at opening bags, maybe he could teach you</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pancake 12/10/18 2:28:08 PM #4:	I could never find the balance of force. it takes a few eggs to find an omelette my guy. --- https://i.imgtc.com/wKgp7al.gif <cite>Pancake posted [p:913890162] in My name is... [t:77288999]...</cite> <quote>I could never find the balance of force. it takes a few eggs to find an omelette my guy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 12/10/18 2:28:56 PM #5:	Are they generic/store brand chips? --- Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand. Sampson, Terrordactyl <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:913890196] in My name is... [t:77288999]...</cite> <quote>Are they generic/store brand chips?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiralDrift 12/10/18 2:29:33 PM #6:	Imagine being such a clod you can't even pull open a bag without ripping it apart. --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. <cite>SpiralDrift posted [p:913890226] in My name is... [t:77288999]...</cite> <quote>Imagine being such a clod you can't even pull open a bag without ripping it apart.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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