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HenryAllbright
12/10/18 1:28:19 PM
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One time I was just wasting staples by holding the stapler open and pressing down on the metal part with my thumb, and slowly my thumb slid over to the part where the staples come out so I eventually put a staple right into my thumb.

This other time I was doing something similar, but this time I wasn't just wasting staples. I was pretending the stapler was a gun and that I was shooting people by holding the stapler open and pressing on the metal part with my pointer finger whenever I wanted to shoot my pretend gun. At one point, I pressed down when my finger was over the part where the staples come out, so I stapled my pointer finger.
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Yomi
12/10/18 1:28:48 PM
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D.
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_Lyonidias
12/10/18 1:29:32 PM
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D, one time i intentionally stapled myself though
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BuckVanHammer
12/10/18 1:29:36 PM
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C.

Waiting in my moms office bored. Stapled my thumb on accident.
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HenryAllbright
12/10/18 1:30:34 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wgbJCb2330" data-time="&start=59

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Jetblackmoon
12/10/18 1:35:45 PM
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C. Was like a month or two ago. Our stapler at work ran out of staples and I was replacing them. When I went to close it, my finger slid underneath the bit where the staples come out and I got myself.

It really didn't hurt that bad, but for some reason I started getting dizzy and my ears were ringing. I don't know how I managed to keep talking to customers. I wasn't focused at all.
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Puglia77
12/10/18 1:49:14 PM
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_Lyonidias posted...
D, one time i intentionally stapled myself though

This. And nothing happened. Took the staple out just fine from my thumb, no bleeding. I was 11.
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ThyCorndog
12/10/18 1:50:32 PM
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someone has intentionally stapled me before
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thronedfire2
12/10/18 1:52:52 PM
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Not accidentally
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HenryAllbright
12/10/18 1:53:17 PM
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ThyCorndog posted...
someone has intentionally stapled me before


Did they think you were a piece of paper or something?
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HenryAllbright
12/10/18 1:53:35 PM
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Man, lots of self-mutilators in this topic....
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ThyCorndog
12/10/18 1:56:15 PM
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HenryAllbright posted...
ThyCorndog posted...
someone has intentionally stapled me before


Did they think you were a piece of paper or something?

it was in either elementary school or middle school and I said something to piss off one of my classmates next to me when we were on a big table working together. he grabbed the stapler while screaming and stapled my hand
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ImTheMacheteGuy
12/10/18 1:56:32 PM
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Yes accidentally, once intentionally.
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Vicious_Dios
12/10/18 2:02:09 PM
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Once, through no fault of my own, I stapled the edge of my left middle finger with one of these bad boys:

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I yelled out "I'm glad God gave me a finger to staple the shot out of it instead of this goddamn wire!" The plumbers at the other side of hall just laughed even though one of them was a 'gofer' fresh out of high school who bumped into my ladder just as I was hammer that thing in to the rafters.
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_Lyonidias
12/10/18 3:02:00 PM
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Puglia77 posted...
_Lyonidias posted...
D, one time i intentionally stapled myself though

This. And nothing happened. Took the staple out just fine from my thumb, no bleeding. I was 11.


Yeah I was 9 lol
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EndOfDiscOne
12/10/18 3:03:43 PM
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In 5th grade we did this for fun, in our arms. Just a couple of times. It didn't hurt.
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thronedfire2
12/10/18 7:56:37 PM
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HenryAllbright posted...
Man, lots of self-mutilators in this topic....


Ive done much worse than a couple little staples >_>
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Havik
12/10/18 7:58:48 PM
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D.
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Awesome
12/10/18 8:01:43 PM
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i stapled finger on purpose once and another time i turned on a lighter and put my finger over it for a while and burned it, couldnt sleep for days
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BewmHedshot
12/10/18 8:06:17 PM
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D, but I have accidentally electrocuted myself with a low power system in the school lab. Felt like a vibrator pressed against my spinal cord.
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