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Muffinz0rz
12/04/18 4:47:31 PM
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Gonna be one of those few days where I actually don't want to play foosball so I can get the fuck home and take a big steamer
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krazychao5
12/04/18 4:50:07 PM
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Who doesn't like to poop on company time?

the fuck is wrong with you?
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Akagami_Shanks
12/04/18 4:50:36 PM
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There was a string of days where I just had to go poop at work and it felt awful. I made it a point to go to secluded bathrooms to conduct my business. So if anyone saw me they wouldnt recognize me. They were always single person bathrooms too. Pooping makes me feel dirty idk why. I feel like I smell afterwards
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Twin3Turbo
12/04/18 4:50:42 PM
#4:


Pooping at work is the best way to do it.
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Muffinz0rz
12/04/18 4:52:17 PM
#5:


krazychao5 posted...
Who doesn't like to poop on company time?

the fuck is wrong with you?

Twin3Turbo posted...
Pooping at work is the best way to do it.

A combination of their shitty-ass paper-thin toilet paper and the possibility that it might end up being a messy shit that would require a shower afterwards

I don't wanna be wandering around the office with that in my asshole, let alone with three other dudes in a small foosball room
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clearaflagrantj
12/04/18 4:53:48 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
and the possibility that it might end up being a messy shit that would require a shower afterwards

Dude aim for the toilet
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HighOnSolar
12/04/18 4:54:14 PM
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clearaflagrantj posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
and the possibility that it might end up being a messy shit that would require a shower afterwards

Dude aim for the toilet

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Cheater87
12/04/18 4:54:19 PM
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Just use toilet paper or those seat covers.
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PhazonReborn
12/04/18 4:54:56 PM
#9:


Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That's why I poop on company time
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Muffinz0rz
12/04/18 4:55:20 PM
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HighOnSolar posted...
clearaflagrantj posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
and the possibility that it might end up being a messy shit that would require a shower afterwards

Dude aim for the toilet

bruh that has nothing to do with hitting or missing the toilet

sometimes a shit is sticky, like wiping peanut butter out of a shaggy carpet

toilet paper, let alone the single-ply here, just won't cut it if it ends up being one of those
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Muffinz0rz
12/04/18 5:51:58 PM
#11:


Alright well I made it home early because nobody wanted to play foosball and it ended up being a nice clean shit, but it was so big that I flushed before wiping because I didn't want to clog the toilet

It still clogged lmfao hahahaha
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a-c-a-b
12/04/18 5:59:34 PM
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I poop at work every chance I get.

Getting paid to poop is one of the best things about having a job.
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eggcorn
12/04/18 6:00:44 PM
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krazychao5 posted...
Who doesn't like to poop on company time?

the fuck is wrong with you?

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Omnislasher
12/04/18 6:01:08 PM
#14:


Muffinz0rz posted...
nobody wanted to play foosball


shocker
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Muffinz0rz
12/04/18 6:07:07 PM
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Omnislasher posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
nobody wanted to play foosball


shocker

Actually it was a shocker

The lack of foosball topics is because the foosball has been regular and I've been a regular as well. They finally realized (long ago) that Guy 3 was the real troll. Our boss even fucking told me how annoying he found Guy 3 to be hahahaha lmfao
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No_U_L7
12/04/18 6:08:26 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
krazychao5 posted...
Who doesn't like to poop on company time?

the fuck is wrong with you?

Twin3Turbo posted...
Pooping at work is the best way to do it.

A combination of their shitty-ass paper-thin toilet paper and the possibility that it might end up being a messy shit that would require a shower afterwards

I don't wanna be wandering around the office with that in my asshole, let alone with three other dudes in a small foosball room


solution to both is i bring my own wet wipes to work
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PhazonReborn
12/04/18 6:41:00 PM
#17:


I'm pooping for the second time at work
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krazychao5
12/05/18 9:25:22 AM
#18:


Eat better foods and you won't have such shitty shit.
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Muffinz0rz
12/05/18 10:17:28 AM
#19:


krazychao5 posted...
Eat better foods and you won't have such shitty shit.

N8MrMxZbVIfSw
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CircleOfManias
12/05/18 10:22:58 AM
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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time!
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clearaflagrantj
12/05/18 10:25:50 AM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
krazychao5 posted...
Eat better foods and you won't have such shitty shit.

N8MrMxZbVIfSw

Did this really have to be a gif
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EvalAngell
12/05/18 10:33:20 AM
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bro you might have some digestive issues if your bowel movements are the equivalent to sticky peanut butter
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Ryven
12/05/18 10:36:53 AM
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Where do you work that you get to mess around with foosball for a bit?
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Buzz Killjoy
12/05/18 10:41:05 AM
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No private bathrooms at my work. The chance of somebody coming in while you're trying to take a dump is pretty close to 100%.

Given the power and the fury that I generally unleash on the toilet, shitting at work is a risk I just can't take. My coworkers would never forget it.

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Muffinz0rz
12/05/18 10:47:24 AM
#25:


clearaflagrantj posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
krazychao5 posted...
Eat better foods and you won't have such shitty shit.

N8MrMxZbVIfSw

Did this really have to be a gif



Ryven posted...
Where do you work that you get to mess around with foosball for a bit?

Sales. As long as numbers are good, nobody really gives a shit

EvalAngell posted...
bro you might have some digestive issues if your bowel movements are the equivalent to sticky peanut butter

I was exaggerating. It's a quote from The League
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SSJGrimReaper
12/05/18 10:51:10 AM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
krazychao5 posted...
Who doesn't like to poop on company time?

the fuck is wrong with you?

Twin3Turbo posted...
Pooping at work is the best way to do it.

A combination of their shitty-ass paper-thin toilet paper and the possibility that it might end up being a messy shit that would require a shower afterwards

I don't wanna be wandering around the office with that in my asshole, let alone with three other dudes in a small foosball room

xTiTnDAP0RiCo9k85W
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Muffinz0rz
12/05/18 10:52:06 AM
#27:


SSJGrimReaper posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
krazychao5 posted...
Who doesn't like to poop on company time?

the fuck is wrong with you?

Twin3Turbo posted...
Pooping at work is the best way to do it.

A combination of their shitty-ass paper-thin toilet paper and the possibility that it might end up being a messy shit that would require a shower afterwards

I don't wanna be wandering around the office with that in my asshole, let alone with three other dudes in a small foosball room

xTiTnDAP0RiCo9k85W

xx7AIoz
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Ambience
12/05/18 11:07:27 AM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
messy shit that would require a shower afterwards

Sign of poor diet
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Muffinz0rz
12/05/18 11:12:35 AM
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Ambience posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
messy shit that would require a shower afterwards

Sign of poor diet

Muffinz0rz posted...
krazychao5 posted...
Eat better foods and you won't have such shitty shit.

N8MrMxZbVIfSw

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SSJGrimReaper
12/05/18 11:16:07 AM
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Ambience posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
messy shit that would require a shower afterwards

Sign of poor diet

too many muffins!
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Muffinz0rz
12/05/18 11:26:34 AM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
Ambience posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
messy shit that would require a shower afterwards

Sign of poor diet

too many muffins!

No such thing
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Ambience
12/05/18 11:27:16 AM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Ambience posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
messy shit that would require a shower afterwards

Sign of poor diet

Muffinz0rz posted...
krazychao5 posted...
Eat better foods and you won't have such shitty shit.

N8MrMxZbVIfSw

I wasn't telling you what to do. I was saying you have poor diet if that is the case.
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krazychao5
12/05/18 11:36:14 AM
#33:


just took a nice, long dookie at work.

feels great
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Muffinz0rz
12/05/18 11:36:48 AM
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Ambience posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Ambience posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
messy shit that would require a shower afterwards

Sign of poor diet

Muffinz0rz posted...
krazychao5 posted...
Eat better foods and you won't have such shitty shit.

N8MrMxZbVIfSw

I wasn't telling you what to do. I was saying you have poor diet if that is the case.

I wasn't using the gif for you, I was just saying the topic of my diet has already been covered
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Lunaaaa
12/05/18 11:40:35 AM
#35:


krazychao5 posted...
Who doesn't like to poop on company time?

the fuck is wrong with you?

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Muffinz0rz
12/05/18 11:41:15 AM
#36:


Lunaaaa posted...
krazychao5 posted...
Who doesn't like to poop on company time?

the fuck is wrong with you?

Muffinz0rz posted...
A combination of their shitty-ass paper-thin toilet paper and the possibility that it might end up being a messy shit that would require a shower afterwards

I don't wanna be wandering around the office with that in my asshole, let alone with three other dudes in a small foosball room

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SSJGrimReaper
12/05/18 12:33:33 PM
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poopinz0rz
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HenryAllbright
12/05/18 12:37:05 PM
#38:


If it was me, I would just go in my pants. But I work from home where there's nobody around to make fun of me for pooping my pants.
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Ruvan22
12/05/18 8:06:40 PM
#39:


HenryAllbright posted...
If it was me, I would just go in my pants. But I work from home where there's nobody around to make fun of me for pooping my pants.


Not even any pets?
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Lordgold666
12/05/18 8:22:48 PM
#40:


i really hope he smashed gash w that mud butt
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Muffinz0rz
12/05/18 9:14:58 PM
#41:


Lordgold666 posted...
i really hope he smashed gash w that mud butt

Sad to report I did not

The poop was clean though and she wants to come over sunday to, and I quote, "drink"

That's promising right
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Lordgold666
12/05/18 10:06:13 PM
#42:


oh, shes ready..

shes ready
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Muffinz0rz
12/05/18 10:08:15 PM
#43:


Lordgold666 posted...
oh, shes ready..

shes ready

As am I
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Lordgold666
12/05/18 10:26:46 PM
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wish you luck bud, report back the deetz
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Muffinz0rz
12/05/18 10:28:55 PM
#45:


Lordgold666 posted...
wish you luck bud, report back the deetz

Thanks fam

Hopefully it's reporting the deetz and not the deeds
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YukihoHagiwara
12/05/18 10:30:17 PM
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C_Pain
12/05/18 10:30:39 PM
#47:


At work you can use as much tp as you want even if its thin because the roll is giant. And the toilet is industrial so it can flush anything.
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Muffinz0rz
12/05/18 11:01:06 PM
#48:


C_Pain posted...
At work you can use as much tp as you want even if its thin because the roll is giant. And the toilet is industrial so it can flush anything.

I agree but after a while it starts to hurt
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