Current Events > Might have gotten an STD in Mexico *Conclusion*

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Grenade_Grunt
12/03/18 12:54:09 PM
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So as some of you may remember, I recently went to Mexico last month and had unprotected sex with a local there and about 2 weeks later, I started having red bumps on the tip. I went and got tested and the results are finally in....

I'm clean! So relieved and have definitely learned my lesson
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Behaviorism
12/03/18 12:56:17 PM
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Time to have more unprotected sex. That's what did
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_BIueMonk
12/03/18 12:58:41 PM
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well thats good. but what were the red bumps then
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slimfizzle2
12/03/18 1:03:08 PM
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_BIueMonk posted...
well thats good. but what were the red bumps then

His testicles
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Muffinz0rz
12/03/18 1:03:37 PM
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_BIueMonk posted...
what were the red bumps then

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emblem boy
12/03/18 1:04:34 PM
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Should probably get another test done in a few months of something
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Grenade_Grunt
12/03/18 1:08:13 PM
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_BIueMonk posted...
well thats good. but what were the red bumps then


Just minor irritation
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thrashmetal14
12/03/18 1:08:33 PM
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One time (when I was still a virgin teenager) I got a huge white cyst on my shaft. I was fucking terrified, especially given the fact that I was a virgin, but the doctor said it was just a skin tag and it went away a few months later.

This topic just reminded me of that. What a scary time.
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Grenade_Grunt
12/03/18 4:22:13 PM
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thrashmetal14 posted...
One time (when I was still a virgin teenager) I got a huge white cyst on my shaft. I was fucking terrified, especially given the fact that I was a virgin, but the doctor said it was just a skin tag and it went away a few months later.

This topic just reminded me of that. What a scary time.


Damn that sounds terrifying. It went away on its own?
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EliteLevel
12/03/18 4:26:31 PM
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Grenade_Grunt posted...
So as some of you may remember, I recently went to Mexico last month and had unprotected sex with a local there and about 2 weeks later, I started having red bumps on the tip. I went and got tested and the results are finally in....

I'm clean! So relieved and have definitely learned my lesson


So you created all that drama for nothing then? I feel cheated. I expected you to be diagnosed with a rare dick disease.
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rikasa
12/03/18 4:27:24 PM
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I enjoyed the saga. Good for you bud.
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Orlando_Jordan
12/03/18 4:32:14 PM
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You drank the tap water, didn't you?
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Grenade_Grunt
12/03/18 4:35:24 PM
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rikasa posted...
I enjoyed the saga. Good for you bud.


Thanks for following along! lol

Orlando_Jordan posted...
You drank the tap water, didn't you?


I didn't! But perhaps food I ate there was cooked with the tap water or something.
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LordFarquad1312
12/03/18 4:36:47 PM
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Nice end to the std scare arc.
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Ickeryy
12/03/18 4:44:04 PM
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thrashmetal14 posted...
One time (when I was still a virgin teenager) I got a huge white cyst on my shaft. I was fucking terrified, especially given the fact that I was a virgin, but the doctor said it was just a skin tag and it went away a few months later.

This topic just reminded me of that. What a scary time.


Same thing for me but it was a small ball of smegma.
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Grenade_Grunt
12/03/18 7:33:20 PM
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Ickeryy posted...
thrashmetal14 posted...
One time (when I was still a virgin teenager) I got a huge white cyst on my shaft. I was fucking terrified, especially given the fact that I was a virgin, but the doctor said it was just a skin tag and it went away a few months later.

This topic just reminded me of that. What a scary time.


Same thing for me but it was a small ball of smegma.


Us uncut crew gotta watch out for the smegma
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samurai bandit
12/03/18 7:35:13 PM
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One less problem, now you only need to worry about the girl possibly being pregnant
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legendarylemur
12/03/18 7:35:17 PM
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Yeah being uncut sucks. Personally I don't like that my head feels too fucking sensitive and vulnerable
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Grenade_Grunt
12/03/18 7:56:51 PM
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legendarylemur posted...
Yeah being uncut sucks. Personally I don't like that my head feels too fucking sensitive and vulnerable


YES. I agree completely.
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NeuralLaxative
12/03/18 8:11:58 PM
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Grenade_Grunt posted...
_BIueMonk posted...
well thats good. but what were the red bumps then


Just minor irritation


Or they tested you for the wrong things
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mach25687
12/03/18 8:29:47 PM
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NeuralLaxative posted...
Grenade_Grunt posted...
_BIueMonk posted...
well thats good. but what were the red bumps then


Just minor irritation


Or they tested you for the wrong things

Most test just do them all.
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NeuralLaxative
12/03/18 8:33:08 PM
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mach25687 posted...
NeuralLaxative posted...
Grenade_Grunt posted...
_BIueMonk posted...
well thats good. but what were the red bumps then


Just minor irritation


Or they tested you for the wrong things

Most test just do them all.


Oh? Tell me more
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Grenade_Grunt
12/04/18 12:38:37 PM
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NeuralLaxative posted...
Grenade_Grunt posted...
_BIueMonk posted...
well thats good. but what were the red bumps then


Just minor irritation


Or they tested you for the wrong things


They did test for everything as I told them my concerns.
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Sariana21
12/04/18 12:44:25 PM
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I didn't see your original thread, but small red bumps sounds like an allergy to me. I'm not a doctor, though, just someone with sensitive skin (and female, so I don't have the "fear factor" part but I get it).
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