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DoubleDare
12/01/18 10:17:54 AM
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and liked it, they asked me my name, I said a fake name.

But then I kinda felt bad I said a wrong name, like if I go back I may have to continue using it.

Or perhaps if I go again they'll forget my name and I'll just say my real first name or just continue using the fake name? I dunno.
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PokemonExpert44
12/01/18 10:23:41 AM
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Did you get a lap dance from anyone?
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Fam_Fam
12/01/18 10:27:01 AM
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rofl you think they'll remember your name

cute
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DoubleDare
12/01/18 10:28:52 AM
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PokemonExpert44 posted...
Did you get a lap dance from anyone?


Yea, she was kinda awkward at it, but cute AF.

Btw Ive been to a few strip clubs the past month.
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NeoShadowhen
12/01/18 10:30:39 AM
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I always use a fake name. Just commit to a fake name now that you'll use in all sketchy circumstances going forward.
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Blue_Target
12/01/18 10:31:41 AM
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They wouldn't even remember your name after a minute.
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DoubleDare
12/01/18 10:31:48 AM
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NeoShadowhen posted...
I always use a fake name. Just commit to a fake name now that you'll use in all sketchy circumstances going forward.


Yea, its easier.
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MarkStarWars
12/01/18 10:43:36 AM
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a fake name lmao
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gp1829
12/01/18 10:43:58 AM
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Why did you use a fake name?
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Coca-Cola
12/01/18 10:45:23 AM
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gp1829 posted...
Why did you use a fake name?

They use fake names so may as well do the same
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AlecSkorpio
12/01/18 10:46:12 AM
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I literally use an alias for everything these days.

Taco Bell order? It's for Alec

Strip club? I'm Alec

Pizza Order? Rusty Shackleford or Barnaby Jones

It's just fun and hopefully keeps me off the radar.
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gp1829
12/01/18 10:47:43 AM
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AlecSkorpio posted...
I literally use an alias for everything these days.

Taco Bell order? It's for Alec

Strip club? I'm Alec

Pizza Order? Rusty Shackleford or Barnaby Jones

It's just fun and hopefully keeps me off the radar.


What radar? How paranoid are you?
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AlecSkorpio
12/01/18 11:16:16 AM
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gp1829 posted...
What radar? How paranoid are you?


You'd be surprised how much junk mail you get just from giving a name.

It's also why I use a throw away email address for businesses.

Although with the Pizza it's purely for fun.
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Carlbertomfg
12/01/18 11:25:40 AM
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People let me tell you 'Bout my new best friend - BARNABY JONES
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AlecSkorpio
12/01/18 11:48:20 AM
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Carlbertomfg posted...
People let me tell you 'Bout my new best friend - BARNABY JONES


That's where I took it from. My parents were like "That was a show in the 70's" and I was like "I don't care."

Yeah, I've been ordering pizza as Barnaby Jones for like 10 years now.
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DoubleDare
12/01/18 11:50:44 AM
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What if I started liking one of them? lol

Also yea always give a crappy yahoo account when I'm asked for an email
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candyapplered
12/01/18 11:54:41 AM
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What was your fake name, doubledare?
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DoubleDare
12/01/18 11:56:30 AM
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candyapplered posted...
What was your fake name, doubledare?


Steve lol thats always what I use for a fake name.
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SauI_Goodman
12/01/18 11:57:40 AM
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I used to sign my name as Santa Clause when I paid with a credit card. Cashier dgaf and neither did my credit card company lol.
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SuperShake666
12/01/18 12:01:42 PM
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NeoShadowhen posted...
I always use a fake name. Just commit to a fake name now that you'll use in all sketchy circumstances going forward.


Chuck Finley
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roos1046 Reborn
12/01/18 12:04:38 PM
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DoubleDare posted...
What if I started liking one of them? lol



You would be the type of pathetic person that would.

LMAO
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DoubleDare
12/01/18 12:05:07 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
I used to sign my name as Santa Clause when I paid with a credit card. Cashier dgaf and neither did my credit card company lol.


Why i don't sign with a fake name, I used to do my First and last name.
Now I just do my initials, so much easier and quicker.
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bknight
12/01/18 12:07:38 PM
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If you're asian you can go with Huang Loa.
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