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Zikten
11/30/18 12:10:58 AM
#1:


"Dear Santa"



A lonely 24 year old woman discovers a letter from a little girl asking Santa to send her daddy a new wife for Christmas, so she decides to seek them out in hopes of making herself their gift from Santa


now imagine if the genders were reversed and it was some creepy guy trying to force himself into a single mom's life
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SauI_Goodman
11/30/18 12:12:15 AM
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I think the real question here is why were you on the lifetime channel to begin with.
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YukihoHagiwara
11/30/18 12:14:52 AM
#3:


SauI_Goodman posted...
I think the real question here is why were you on the lifetime channel to begin with.

obviously to make fun of movie descriptors like the one in the first post

also tc if the genders were reversed I think I'd be more concerned with the little boy who's writing letters to mrs. claus
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NeoShadowhen
11/30/18 12:16:21 AM
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I think I've seen it.

It was the holidays. One has to be polite.

Although, I will admit the premise intrigued me. Something made it strangely erotic. It probably wasn't intended that way.
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HylianFox
11/30/18 12:30:23 AM
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everyone knows single dads are pathetic and that his kids will be warped and scarred for life without a woman's touch
>__>
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Irony
11/30/18 12:31:27 AM
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Lifetime: television for idiots
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Axiom
11/30/18 12:34:08 AM
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I forgot the domestic abuse channel still existed. Whenever it wasn't holidays when they showed sappy terrible love stories they would show movies about someone stalking beating or murdering their lover
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gunplagirl
11/30/18 12:39:51 AM
#8:


NeoShadowhen posted...
I think I've seen it.

It was the holidays. One has to be polite.

Although, I will admit the premise intrigued me. Something made it strangely erotic. It probably wasn't intended that way.

It's lifetime, it was definitely intended as subtext
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SSJGrimReaper
11/30/18 12:40:09 AM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
I think the real question here is why were you on the lifetime channel to begin with.

TC busted watching lifetime movies
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MakoReizei
11/30/18 12:41:25 AM
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I actually like the premise, because usually it's a single mom looking for a husband in movies like this
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Laserion
12/01/18 7:57:58 PM
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Lifetime: the whole week the man is the bad guy. Except on Saturdays, when there is a crazy woman of the week, who has to be crazy in order to be evil.
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soulunison2
12/01/18 8:07:11 PM
#13:


There should be a milf porn where a boy wishes to Mrs clause his dad had mommy and then mrs clause is nina Hartley
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02fran
12/03/18 5:02:23 PM
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Lifetime is slice of life Sci-fy
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