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apolloooo
11/22/18 1:06:47 AM
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i am a guy, 25 years i have been living with balls i didnt know it bobs around the sack. try cupping your balls, even when you are static, it's like slurming inside there
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HashtagTartarus
11/22/18 1:11:04 AM
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Oldin
11/22/18 1:11:47 AM
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Dark_SilverX
11/22/18 1:12:46 AM
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HashtagTartarus posted...
Uh, you have nut worms. See a veterinarian and a priest.

This. The priest will castrate him with his teeth.
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pres_madagascar
11/22/18 1:14:43 AM
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Careful. You can get this thing called testicular tortion. Where when your body tugs on the cords holding your balls, to bring them inside the body when it's cold. That cord can get twisted and your ball can get stuck up there and start to die.

Happened to my dad. He now has one ball.
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apolloooo
11/22/18 1:18:57 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
Careful. You can get this thing called testicular tortion. Where when your body tugs on the cords holding your balls, to bring them inside the body when it's cold. That cord can get twisted and your ball can get stuck up there and start to die.

Happened to my dad. He now has one ball.

aaaah
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pres_madagascar
11/22/18 1:32:30 AM
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apolloooo posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Careful. You can get this thing called testicular tortion. Where when your body tugs on the cords holding your balls, to bring them inside the body when it's cold. That cord can get twisted and your ball can get stuck up there and start to die.

Happened to my dad. He now has one ball.

aaaah

Ya lol. If your ball stays up there longer than a few whores, you really need to go to a doctor.

They gave him testosterone gel though to compensate for the lack of the other ball. I tried it once, it was like getting pure energy. I just wanted to lift heavy objects.
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apolloooo
11/22/18 3:04:26 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
apolloooo posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Careful. You can get this thing called testicular tortion. Where when your body tugs on the cords holding your balls, to bring them inside the body when it's cold. That cord can get twisted and your ball can get stuck up there and start to die.

Happened to my dad. He now has one ball.

aaaah

Ya lol. If your ball stays up there longer than a few whores, you really need to go to a doctor.

They gave him testosterone gel though to compensate for the lack of the other ball. I tried it once, it was like getting pure energy. I just wanted to lift heavy objects.

dang. I dont think that ever happened to me thankfully
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Butterfiles
11/22/18 3:13:02 AM
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onii-chan~
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Reis
11/22/18 3:13:15 AM
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nice
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apolloooo
11/22/18 3:13:26 AM
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Butterfiles posted...
onii-chan~

I am not into imouto shit
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HylianFox
11/22/18 3:13:59 AM
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my balls always go up inside me when I masturbate
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pres_madagascar
11/22/18 3:14:39 AM
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HylianFox posted...
my balls always go up inside me when I masturbate


They're almost always pulled up inside or pulled closer to the body when you get a rager.
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HylianFox
11/22/18 3:16:01 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
HylianFox posted...
my balls always go up inside me when I masturbate


They're almost always pulled up inside or pulled closer to the body when you get a rager.

my sack's always pretty tight but nearly vanishes altogether when I bust a nut >_>
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pres_madagascar
11/22/18 3:32:08 AM
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HylianFox posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
HylianFox posted...
my balls always go up inside me when I masturbate


They're almost always pulled up inside or pulled closer to the body when you get a rager.

my sack's always pretty tight but nearly vanishes altogether when I bust a nut >_>

Makes me think of when you drink a Capri sun super fast and basically completely deflate it into nothing in seconds.
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apolloooo
11/22/18 3:52:09 AM
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HylianFox posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
HylianFox posted...
my balls always go up inside me when I masturbate


They're almost always pulled up inside or pulled closer to the body when you get a rager.

my sack's always pretty tight but nearly vanishes altogether when I bust a nut >_>

Interesting. I really never pay attention to my balls. Weird
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Aelia
11/22/18 3:57:37 AM
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Literally just read this on reddit. I had no idea.
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pres_madagascar
11/22/18 3:58:55 AM
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apolloooo posted...
HylianFox posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
HylianFox posted...
my balls always go up inside me when I masturbate


They're almost always pulled up inside or pulled closer to the body when you get a rager.

my sack's always pretty tight but nearly vanishes altogether when I bust a nut >_>

Interesting. I really never pay attention to my balls. Weird

As funny as this is gonna sound, when I was a teenager, before jackass took off, I used to watch the Tom Green show on mtv. When he did the special about him getting testicular cancer and made a song telling everyone to check their balls for lumps, I did, and have, since. He was just on the your mom's house podcast talking about how guys have actually credited him with them finding lumps early.

You should give your balls a good feel every couple of months to check for lumps.
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bnui_ransder
11/22/18 4:00:55 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
your ball stays up there longer than a few whores, you really need to go to a doctor.


Yeah, after a couple and no changes, it's time to get checked
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Zack_Attackv1
11/22/18 5:01:13 AM
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YukihoHagiwara
11/22/18 5:01:50 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
Careful. You can get this thing called testicular tortion. Where when your body tugs on the cords holding your balls, to bring them inside the body when it's cold. That cord can get twisted and your ball can get stuck up there and start to die.

Happened to my dad. He now has one ball.

this just in, "stop touching yourself"
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Mistere Man
11/22/18 6:15:25 AM
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Spooking posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
I just wanted to lift heavy objects.

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Planet fitness no judgements

Yeah right.
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pres_madagascar
11/22/18 9:10:05 AM
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YukihoHagiwara posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Careful. You can get this thing called testicular tortion. Where when your body tugs on the cords holding your balls, to bring them inside the body when it's cold. That cord can get twisted and your ball can get stuck up there and start to die.

Happened to my dad. He now has one ball.

this just in, "stop touching yourself"

No, do touch yourself. Feel your balls regularly.
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apolloooo
11/22/18 9:10:42 AM
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I just felt my balls thanks.

I do it several times a month yea
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pres_madagascar
11/22/18 9:12:53 AM
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apolloooo posted...
I just felt my balls thanks.

I do it several times a month yea

I find the best time imo is in the shower. Your shit is at its most elastic because of the warm waiter, and you have to fondle that area to clean it anyway.
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monkmith
11/22/18 9:13:31 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
Careful. You can get this thing called testicular tortion. Where when your body tugs on the cords holding your balls, to bring them inside the body when it's cold. That cord can get twisted and your ball can get stuck up there and start to die.

Happened to my dad. He now has one ball.

have a friend who had this, at the time he described it as "THE WORST FUCKING PAIN EVER, FUCKING KILL ME!!!!!!". i can only assume it hurt.
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Guy_Fieri
11/22/18 9:16:18 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
YukihoHagiwara posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Careful. You can get this thing called testicular tortion. Where when your body tugs on the cords holding your balls, to bring them inside the body when it's cold. That cord can get twisted and your ball can get stuck up there and start to die.

Happened to my dad. He now has one ball.

this just in, "stop touching yourself"

No, do touch yourself. Feel your balls regularly.

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apolloooo
11/22/18 9:16:58 AM
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Thabks guy fiery. Yer cool
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YukihoHagiwara
11/22/18 9:17:11 AM
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well it's good to know I can resume with my regular business
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pres_madagascar
11/22/18 9:18:01 AM
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monkmith posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Careful. You can get this thing called testicular tortion. Where when your body tugs on the cords holding your balls, to bring them inside the body when it's cold. That cord can get twisted and your ball can get stuck up there and start to die.

Happened to my dad. He now has one ball.

have a friend who had this, at the time he described it as "THE WORST FUCKING PAIN EVER, FUCKING KILL ME!!!!!!". i can only assume it hurt.

My dad couldn't handle it well. Like, he was a fuckin trooper, but fighting that pain took so much out of him he was almost too weak to walk. Then after they initially first fixed the tangle, he laid on the couch with ice on his sack for a week.
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vocedelmorte
11/22/18 9:18:14 AM
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touch yourself
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Dyinglegacy
11/22/18 9:19:28 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
testicular tortion.


FUCK
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monkmith
11/22/18 9:20:13 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
monkmith posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Careful. You can get this thing called testicular tortion. Where when your body tugs on the cords holding your balls, to bring them inside the body when it's cold. That cord can get twisted and your ball can get stuck up there and start to die.

Happened to my dad. He now has one ball.

have a friend who had this, at the time he described it as "THE WORST FUCKING PAIN EVER, FUCKING KILL ME!!!!!!". i can only assume it hurt.

My dad couldn't handle it well. Like, he was a fuckin trooper, but fighting that pain took so much out of him he was almost too weak to walk. Then after they initially first fixed the tangle, he laid on the couch with ice on his sack for a week.

i can understand it, you ever been hit even lightly in the nuts before? its somewhere between horrible cramps and death, just saps the strength right out of you.
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Oldin
11/22/18 9:32:59 AM
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Butterfiles posted...
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tama-chan
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