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FinalBraveNUT
11/21/18 10:00:04 AM
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Response.

LoL I saw this on FB and thought it was hilarious.
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FinalBraveNUT
11/21/18 10:05:40 AM
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Id post mine but my parents are dead. So humor me.
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Alakazamtrainer
11/21/18 10:06:25 AM
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"I don't microwave turkies"
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Wynters387
11/21/18 10:07:04 AM
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FinalBraveNUT posted...
Id post mine but my parents are dead. So humor me.


So they'd be rolling in their grave knowing you're microwaving a turkey instead of baking it
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pinky0926
11/21/18 10:08:37 AM
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This wouldn't work on my parents, they know I'm more pretentious about food than they are
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_Lyonidias
11/21/18 10:10:59 AM
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Mine just decided to be an ass to me for asking lol
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ThyCorndog
11/21/18 10:11:18 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
This wouldn't work on my parents, they know I'm more pretentious about food than they are

it could still work. they might think you've gone off the deep end. like you got so pretentious with cooking that you ended up on the other side and now you're microwaving turkeys
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FinalBraveNUT
11/21/18 10:12:09 AM
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Wynters387 posted...
FinalBraveNUT posted...
Id post mine but my parents are dead. So humor me.


So they'd be rolling in their grave knowing you're microwaving a turkey instead of baking it


Thats the point. Just to get the response out of your parents Lol if they thinking your serious.
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FinalBraveNUT
11/21/18 10:12:49 AM
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_Lyonidias posted...
Mine just decided to be an ass to me for asking lol


L o L what d they say!
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Sad_Face
11/21/18 10:12:53 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
This wouldn't work on my parents, they know I'm more pretentious about food than they are

This, though I actually the skills to back it up since I have worked professionally in the kitchen.
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PoopPotato
11/21/18 10:12:59 AM
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15 minutes per pound (your sister) already got me.
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FinalBraveNUT
11/21/18 10:13:58 AM
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ThyCorndog posted...
pinky0926 posted...
This wouldn't work on my parents, they know I'm more pretentious about food than they are

it could still work. they might think you've gone off the deep end. like you got so pretentious with cooking that you ended up on the other side and now you're microwaving turkeys


Yeah ....lol expecially if your hosting Thanksgiving responses should be interesting
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Wynters387
11/21/18 10:14:47 AM
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FinalBraveNUT posted...
Wynters387 posted...
FinalBraveNUT posted...
Id post mine but my parents are dead. So humor me.


So they'd be rolling in their grave knowing you're microwaving a turkey instead of baking it


Thats the point. Just to get the response out of your parents Lol if they thinking your serious.


nope just wanted to make a bad joke tis all
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pinky0926
11/21/18 10:18:01 AM
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ThyCorndog posted...
pinky0926 posted...
This wouldn't work on my parents, they know I'm more pretentious about food than they are

it could still work. they might think you've gone off the deep end. like you got so pretentious with cooking that you ended up on the other side and now you're microwaving turkeys


good point

Sad_Face posted...
pinky0926 posted...
This wouldn't work on my parents, they know I'm more pretentious about food than they are

This, though I actually the skills to back it up since I have worked professionally in the kitchen.


hey what you trying to say >:/
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Sad_Face
11/21/18 10:19:27 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
hey what you trying to say >:/

That I share your sentiments but I'm not pretentious. I know I can cook well and I reserve the right to ***** and moan about food I know I could have made better.
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Gheb
11/21/18 10:24:26 AM
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I'm a vegetarian so my parents would be more confused and immediately suspicious.

This is why I prefer simple pranks like hiding fake spiders throughout their house.
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PowerMang
11/22/18 1:58:58 PM
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bump

"I never did that google it. Lol"
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Azarias
11/22/18 2:12:59 PM
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My family and I are at the same house having dinner, so I just told her that one of my friends texted me that question, she just chuckled, said she was glad we weren't eating over there.
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kingdrake2
11/22/18 2:18:00 PM
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FinalBraveNUT posted...
Id post mine but my parents are dead. So humor me.


all of us aren't alone. will never forget how they died.

father died of stroke
mom died of heart attack/breathing issues.
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