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I remember what people's teeth look like as if I was remembering a face.

I have severe OCD and its shameful
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I remember people's faces like you remember peoples teeth
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i have high libido and can ejaculate for about 10 times consecutively

i met my ex husband on omegle
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_Lyonidias posted...

i met my ex husband on omegle

What? Joe you're too young to have been married.
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Duncanwii posted...

_Lyonidias posted...

i met my ex husband on omegle

What? Joe you're too young to have been married.

never said it was a good idea. was married for 2.5 years, knew him for 1 year before we got married (was 17 when we met, 18 when we married). I didnt even tell my parents until after the fact lmaoooo
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anyway.... i guess another non controversial weird thing about me is that Im kinda ambidextrous but generally left handed (stuff like writing and drawing). i use my right hand to throw stuff tho
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I love the smell of dust.
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I can blow bubbles out of my tear ducts underwater.
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I despise almost any amount of attention or recognition.
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i never know if a girl likes me or not

i've always been wrong
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i used to be able to touch my nose with my tongue

i started reading at the age of 3

hmmmm
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My right ring finger isn't fully functional. The joint nearest the tip when flat with the rest is roughly 15 degrees down/in off center and gets zero response via tendon. It'll still pivot slightly(14-16ish degrees of motion, left can easily go 45ish for comparison) when influenced by external force such as pressing against something, but has nothing of its own. It also cannot go fully straight or bend much further than its default state without essentially breaking something skeletal. The finger itself is more difficult to move/use compared to other fingers by a noticable amount and has a default curve/pull that happens to work well for an xbox 360/one controller hold.

Don't know where it came from, but I must have been super young or born with it. I used to wonder why it was such a pain in the ass to type correctly with my right hand years ago, then figured it out sometime later.

I've never shaved with a real razor in my entire life.

I have a mole on my face that I'm pretty sure it would slice right off and I'll bleed to death. I'll nick it sometimes with a mustache trimmer and it will bleed for like an hour
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I feel very alienated from people