Current Events > 10 billion dollars but you don't get any of it

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Deal?

The money goes to the Al Gore 2020 campaign instead

Also, all elephants in the world turn into racoons

And all racoons turn into butterflies

And all butterflies turn into women's panties

And all women's panties turn into elephants

So it all kind of balances out
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frozenshock posted...

Also, all elephants in the world turn into racoons

And all racoons turn into butterflies

And all butterflies turn into women's panties

And all women's panties turn into elephants

So, uh, is there some sort of warning, or do dresser drawers suddenly explode into a very crowded bedroom full of elephants?

Questionmarktarius posted...

frozenshock posted...

Also, all elephants in the world turn into racoons

And all racoons turn into butterflies

And all butterflies turn into women's panties

And all women's panties turn into elephants

So, uh, is there some sort of warning, or do dresser drawers suddenly explode into a very crowded bedroom full of elephants?

These are the real questions
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Questionmarktarius posted...

frozenshock posted...

Also, all elephants in the world turn into racoons

And all racoons turn into butterflies

And all butterflies turn into women's panties

And all women's panties turn into elephants

So, uh, is there some sort of warning, or do dresser drawers suddenly explode into a very crowded bedroom full of elephants?

No warning. Dresser drawers do suddenly explode into a very crowded bedroom full of elephants.

You get a 24 hour warning period if you take the deal though. Just to warn your female friends to get rid of their panties (if they listen to you) and watch hilarity ensue.
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So, can I like, have a few hundred pair of panties, wait for them to turn into elephants, slaughter them for their ivory and sell it on the black market for profit?
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Watch hilarity ensue?

I don't think losing a super majority of the female population to be that hilarious. Lol
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MabusIncarnate posted...

So, can I like, have a few hundred pair of panties, wait for them to turn into elephants, slaughter them for their ivory and sell it on the black market for profit?

Well, yeah, but it's not exactly easy to slaughter an elephant. I mean, they're big and strong and all.

But if you have a plan, sure.

Maybe have the panties suspended high in the air so they just fall to their deaths or something.
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frozenshock posted...

MabusIncarnate posted...

So, can I like, have a few hundred pair of panties, wait for them to turn into elephants, slaughter them for their ivory and sell it on the black market for profit?

Well, yeah, but it's not exactly easy to slaughter an elephant. I mean, they're big and strong and all.

But if you have a plan, sure.

Maybe have the panties suspended high in the air so they just fall to their deaths or something.

Yeah this is smart. We should be business partners. I bet @Johnny_Nutcase would be happy to mop up the mess for minimum wage and a 6 pack of PBR.
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