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CW_McGraw 11/10/18 2:02:07 AM #1: |
I'm a big "Jesus H Christ" fan, but a good "Jesus, Mary, and all the saints in Ireland" throws these kids for a loop every now and again.
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MabusIncarnate 11/10/18 2:04:07 AM #2: |
I drop a solid JFC every now and again
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Irony 11/10/18 2:04:37 AM #3: |
Jesus H Tap-dancing Christ
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SaithSayer 11/10/18 2:15:08 AM #4: |
God damnit is damn near a member of my family. My kids say God Dangit to keep from getting smacked.
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Ricemills 11/10/18 2:27:16 AM #5: |
syringe.
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ALLCAPSNOSPACES 11/10/18 2:28:29 AM #6: |
goddamnit or jesus tittyfucking christ
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MorbidFaithless 11/10/18 2:29:10 AM #7: |
Godwhore
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SaithSayer 11/10/18 2:31:24 AM #8: |
Also it is take the Lord's name in VAIN.
LOL in vein...like you're shooting Jesus' name into your veins. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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008Zulu 11/10/18 2:39:25 AM #9: |
When I am particularly perturbed, I will bust out "Jesus Titty Fucking Christ!"
--- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OBCD 11/10/18 2:45:11 AM #10: |
"Pffft God doesnt exist. I'm so confident. That's why He's on my mind 24/7. Yep. Super confident in my beliefs. That everything including intelligent life came from nothingness always having been til nothing decided to explode into everything. Can't you see me living by what should be the atheist set of guiding principles? Of living my only life to the fullest extent and not wasting it angrily obsessing over God? But manufacturing a faux sense of superiority on a message board is way better than those evil religious people always doing harm and being beneath me. Cuz I'm smarter. Cuz I said. Cuz science. I love science. Will you marry me, science? You give me something greater than myself to worship like I have an innate longing for, without any commitment of having to make positive change! I know! I'll say I'm good the way I am! Now i dont have to have to listen to that damn conscience whenever I do edgy, offensive stuff for the sake of being edgy and offensive. Someone recognize me as being cool and unique and someone to look up to."
"Crap... he summarized my general mentality so damn well... better act like he's crazy and tell him he doesnt know me and stuff." Stop wasting your time on grossly excessive self-absorption and hedonism. Submit to true happiness. Challenge your mentality. inb4angeranddodgingandtrolling ... Copied to Clipboard!
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sktgamer_13dude 11/10/18 2:49:36 AM #11: |
God fucking dammit
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DrizztLink 11/10/18 2:50:45 AM #12: |
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thronedfire2 11/10/18 3:05:21 AM #13: |
JFC
usually while driving --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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008Zulu 11/10/18 3:12:37 AM #14: |
DrizztLink posted...
Dammit Jesus, stop stealing my junk! --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OBCD 11/10/18 9:52:11 AM #15: |
OBCD posted...
"Pffft God doesnt exist. I'm so confident. That's why He's on my mind 24/7. Yep. Super confident in my beliefs. That everything including intelligent life came from nothingness always having been til nothing decided to explode into everything. Can't you see me living by what should be the atheist set of guiding principles? Of living my only life to the fullest extent and not wasting it angrily obsessing over God? But manufacturing a faux sense of superiority on a message board is way better than those evil religious people always doing harm and being beneath me. Cuz I'm smarter. Cuz I said. Cuz science. I love science. Will you marry me, science? You give me something greater than myself to worship like I have an innate longing for, without any commitment of having to make positive change! I know! I'll say I'm good the way I am! Now i dont have to have to listen to that damn conscience whenever I do edgy, offensive stuff for the sake of being edgy and offensive. Someone recognize me as being cool and unique and someone to look up to." Like I knew. No valid responses. Sad, you would gamble your eternal fate on a belief you're not even confident enough to defend. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mr_Biscuit 11/10/18 9:52:39 AM #16: |
MabusIncarnate posted...
I drop a solid JFC every now and again --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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codey 11/10/18 9:53:43 AM #17: |
JFC is one of the most satisfying string of words I can piece together when I'm frustrated
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Skye Reynolds 11/10/18 9:54:22 AM #18: |
I tend not to. I curse a lot, but I don't say his name like that.
I can really only think of two times I've said it in recent history. One was when I was stuck in traffic and the other time I can't remember the details on. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mr_Biscuit 11/10/18 9:54:49 AM #19: |
OBCD posted...
OBCD posted..."Pffft God doesnt exist. I'm so confident. That's why He's on my mind 24/7. Yep. Super confident in my beliefs. That everything including intelligent life came from nothingness always having been til nothing decided to explode into everything. Can't you see me living by what should be the atheist set of guiding principles? Of living my only life to the fullest extent and not wasting it angrily obsessing over God? But manufacturing a faux sense of superiority on a message board is way better than those evil religious people always doing harm and being beneath me. Cuz I'm smarter. Cuz I said. Cuz science. I love science. Will you marry me, science? You give me something greater than myself to worship like I have an innate longing for, without any commitment of having to make positive change! I know! I'll say I'm good the way I am! Now i dont have to have to listen to that damn conscience whenever I do edgy, offensive stuff for the sake of being edgy and offensive. Someone recognize me as being cool and unique and someone to look up to." The gimmick would be stronger if you waited longer for bites --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MJOLNRVII 11/10/18 9:55:22 AM #20: |
I say Jesus fucking shit Christ pretty often. I think I just randomly added a word to JFC for emphasis and it stuck.
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PMarth2002 11/10/18 9:56:21 AM #21: |
Jesus fucking christ on a pogostick.
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MrK3V 11/10/18 9:56:24 AM #22: |
God Fucking Dammit is my favorite
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OBCD 11/10/18 10:14:01 AM #23: |
Mr_Biscuit posted...
The gimmick would be stronger if you waited longer for bites OBCD posted... Like I knew. No valid responses. Sad, you would gamble your eternal fate on a belief you're not even confident enough to defend. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Flockaveli 11/10/18 10:14:25 AM #24: |
God fucking dammit.
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YookaLaylee 11/10/18 10:14:55 AM #25: |
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FabIemaster 11/10/18 10:15:22 AM #26: |
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BruceWayneJr 11/10/18 10:16:13 AM #27: |
Sweet zombie jesus!
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VandorLee 11/10/18 10:16:53 AM #28: |
OBCD posted...
"Pffft God doesnt exist. I'm so confident. That's why He's on my mind 24/7. Yep. Super confident in my beliefs. That everything including intelligent life came from nothingness always having been til nothing decided to explode into everything. Can't you see me living by what should be the atheist set of guiding principles? Of living my only life to the fullest extent and not wasting it angrily obsessing over God? But manufacturing a faux sense of superiority on a message board is way better than those evil religious people always doing harm and being beneath me. Cuz I'm smarter. Cuz I said. Cuz science. I love science. Will you marry me, science? You give me something greater than myself to worship like I have an innate longing for, without any commitment of having to make positive change! I know! I'll say I'm good the way I am! Now i dont have to have to listen to that damn conscience whenever I do edgy, offensive stuff for the sake of being edgy and offensive. Someone recognize me as being cool and unique and someone to look up to." Meltdown from your God not existing. --- "God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God." Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OBCD 11/10/18 10:17:26 AM #29: |
VandorLee posted...
Meltdown from your God not existing. OBCD posted... Like I knew. No valid responses. Sad, you would gamble your eternal fate on a belief you're not even confident enough to defend. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 11/10/18 10:18:22 AM #30: |
OBCD posted...
OBCD posted..."Pffft God doesnt exist. I'm so confident. That's why He's on my mind 24/7. Yep. Super confident in my beliefs. That everything including intelligent life came from nothingness always having been til nothing decided to explode into everything. Can't you see me living by what should be the atheist set of guiding principles? Of living my only life to the fullest extent and not wasting it angrily obsessing over God? But manufacturing a faux sense of superiority on a message board is way better than those evil religious people always doing harm and being beneath me. Cuz I'm smarter. Cuz I said. Cuz science. I love science. Will you marry me, science? You give me something greater than myself to worship like I have an innate longing for, without any commitment of having to make positive change! I know! I'll say I'm good the way I am! Now i dont have to have to listen to that damn conscience whenever I do edgy, offensive stuff for the sake of being edgy and offensive. Someone recognize me as being cool and unique and someone to look up to." You need to work on your subtlety. I know that trolling this day and age has gone way down hill to "Ha I gottem to respond I'm a great troll!" but you should raise the bar higher. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VandorLee 11/10/18 10:20:48 AM #31: |
OBCD posted...
VandorLee posted...Meltdown from your God not existing. I dont have proof God doesnt exist, I have faith. --- "God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God." Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JlM 11/10/18 10:21:27 AM #32: |
Christ on a stick!
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SaithSayer 11/10/18 11:04:08 AM #33: |
OBCD posted...
"Pffft God doesnt exist. I'm so confident. That's why He's on my mind 24/7. Yep. Super confident in my beliefs. That everything including intelligent life came from nothingness always having been til nothing decided to explode into everything. Can't you see me living by what should be the atheist set of guiding principles? Of living my only life to the fullest extent and not wasting it angrily obsessing over God? But manufacturing a faux sense of superiority on a message board is way better than those evil religious people always doing harm and being beneath me. Cuz I'm smarter. Cuz I said. Cuz science. I love science. Will you marry me, science? You give me something greater than myself to worship like I have an innate longing for, without any commitment of having to make positive change! I know! I'll say I'm good the way I am! Now i dont have to have to listen to that damn conscience whenever I do edgy, offensive stuff for the sake of being edgy and offensive. Someone recognize me as being cool and unique and someone to look up to." I'd bite but I had pasta last night. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OBCD 11/10/18 7:31:03 PM #34: |
Sad. Not a single one able to refute. What more proof do you need?
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SaithSayer 11/11/18 8:29:00 AM #35: |
OBCD posted...
Sad. Not a single one able to refute. What more proof do you need? Nothing. Everything ridiculous that you've wanted to believe in is true. Enjoy your time in cloud land. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ThyCorndog 11/11/18 8:51:05 AM #36: |
OBCD posted...
"Pffft God doesnt exist. I'm so confident. That's why He's on my mind 24/7. Yep. Super confident in my beliefs. That everything including intelligent life came from nothingness always having been til nothing decided to explode into everything. Can't you see me living by what should be the atheist set of guiding principles? Of living my only life to the fullest extent and not wasting it angrily obsessing over God? But manufacturing a faux sense of superiority on a message board is way better than those evil religious people always doing harm and being beneath me. Cuz I'm smarter. Cuz I said. Cuz science. I love science. Will you marry me, science? You give me something greater than myself to worship like I have an innate longing for, without any commitment of having to make positive change! I know! I'll say I'm good the way I am! Now i dont have to have to listen to that damn conscience whenever I do edgy, offensive stuff for the sake of being edgy and offensive. Someone recognize me as being cool and unique and someone to look up to." I only think about religion when its brought up or I see it. Also really religious people look like cultists to me, with no difference. I'm polite to people irl and treat them normally but in the back of my mind I feel sorry for them. Then I move on to living my life and not thinking about imaginary shit --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SaithSayer 11/11/18 9:04:45 AM #37: |
Imaginary shit is awesome if you recognize it as imaginary.
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