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CW_McGraw
11/10/18 2:02:07 AM
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I'm a big "Jesus H Christ" fan, but a good "Jesus, Mary, and all the saints in Ireland" throws these kids for a loop every now and again.
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MabusIncarnate
11/10/18 2:04:07 AM
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I drop a solid JFC every now and again
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Irony
11/10/18 2:04:37 AM
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Jesus H Tap-dancing Christ
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SaithSayer
11/10/18 2:15:08 AM
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God damnit is damn near a member of my family. My kids say God Dangit to keep from getting smacked.
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Ricemills
11/10/18 2:27:16 AM
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syringe.
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ALLCAPSNOSPACES
11/10/18 2:28:29 AM
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goddamnit or jesus tittyfucking christ
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MorbidFaithless
11/10/18 2:29:10 AM
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Godwhore
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SaithSayer
11/10/18 2:31:24 AM
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Also it is take the Lord's name in VAIN.

LOL in vein...like you're shooting Jesus' name into your veins.
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008Zulu
11/10/18 2:39:25 AM
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When I am particularly perturbed, I will bust out "Jesus Titty Fucking Christ!"
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OBCD
11/10/18 2:45:11 AM
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"Pffft God doesnt exist. I'm so confident. That's why He's on my mind 24/7. Yep. Super confident in my beliefs. That everything including intelligent life came from nothingness always having been til nothing decided to explode into everything. Can't you see me living by what should be the atheist set of guiding principles? Of living my only life to the fullest extent and not wasting it angrily obsessing over God? But manufacturing a faux sense of superiority on a message board is way better than those evil religious people always doing harm and being beneath me. Cuz I'm smarter. Cuz I said. Cuz science. I love science. Will you marry me, science? You give me something greater than myself to worship like I have an innate longing for, without any commitment of having to make positive change! I know! I'll say I'm good the way I am! Now i dont have to have to listen to that damn conscience whenever I do edgy, offensive stuff for the sake of being edgy and offensive. Someone recognize me as being cool and unique and someone to look up to."

"Crap... he summarized my general mentality so damn well... better act like he's crazy and tell him he doesnt know me and stuff."

Stop wasting your time on grossly excessive self-absorption and hedonism. Submit to true happiness. Challenge your mentality.

inb4angeranddodgingandtrolling
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sktgamer_13dude
11/10/18 2:49:36 AM
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DrizztLink
11/10/18 2:50:45 AM
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thronedfire2
11/10/18 3:05:21 AM
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JFC

usually while driving
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008Zulu
11/10/18 3:12:37 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
if2hgd9

Dammit Jesus, stop stealing my junk!
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OBCD
11/10/18 9:52:11 AM
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OBCD posted...
"Pffft God doesnt exist. I'm so confident. That's why He's on my mind 24/7. Yep. Super confident in my beliefs. That everything including intelligent life came from nothingness always having been til nothing decided to explode into everything. Can't you see me living by what should be the atheist set of guiding principles? Of living my only life to the fullest extent and not wasting it angrily obsessing over God? But manufacturing a faux sense of superiority on a message board is way better than those evil religious people always doing harm and being beneath me. Cuz I'm smarter. Cuz I said. Cuz science. I love science. Will you marry me, science? You give me something greater than myself to worship like I have an innate longing for, without any commitment of having to make positive change! I know! I'll say I'm good the way I am! Now i dont have to have to listen to that damn conscience whenever I do edgy, offensive stuff for the sake of being edgy and offensive. Someone recognize me as being cool and unique and someone to look up to."

"Crap... he summarized my general mentality so damn well... better act like he's crazy and tell him he doesnt know me and stuff."

Stop wasting your time on grossly excessive self-absorption and hedonism. Submit to true happiness. Challenge your mentality.

inb4angeranddodgingandtrolling


Like I knew. No valid responses. Sad, you would gamble your eternal fate on a belief you're not even confident enough to defend.
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Mr_Biscuit
11/10/18 9:52:39 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
I drop a solid JFC every now and again

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codey
11/10/18 9:53:43 AM
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JFC is one of the most satisfying string of words I can piece together when I'm frustrated
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Skye Reynolds
11/10/18 9:54:22 AM
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I tend not to. I curse a lot, but I don't say his name like that.

I can really only think of two times I've said it in recent history. One was when I was stuck in traffic and the other time I can't remember the details on.
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Mr_Biscuit
11/10/18 9:54:49 AM
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OBCD posted...
OBCD posted...
"Pffft God doesnt exist. I'm so confident. That's why He's on my mind 24/7. Yep. Super confident in my beliefs. That everything including intelligent life came from nothingness always having been til nothing decided to explode into everything. Can't you see me living by what should be the atheist set of guiding principles? Of living my only life to the fullest extent and not wasting it angrily obsessing over God? But manufacturing a faux sense of superiority on a message board is way better than those evil religious people always doing harm and being beneath me. Cuz I'm smarter. Cuz I said. Cuz science. I love science. Will you marry me, science? You give me something greater than myself to worship like I have an innate longing for, without any commitment of having to make positive change! I know! I'll say I'm good the way I am! Now i dont have to have to listen to that damn conscience whenever I do edgy, offensive stuff for the sake of being edgy and offensive. Someone recognize me as being cool and unique and someone to look up to."

"Crap... he summarized my general mentality so damn well... better act like he's crazy and tell him he doesnt know me and stuff."

Stop wasting your time on grossly excessive self-absorption and hedonism. Submit to true happiness. Challenge your mentality.

inb4angeranddodgingandtrolling


Like I knew. No valid responses. Sad, you would gamble your eternal fate on a belief you're not even confident enough to defend.

The gimmick would be stronger if you waited longer for bites
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MJOLNRVII
11/10/18 9:55:22 AM
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I say Jesus fucking shit Christ pretty often. I think I just randomly added a word to JFC for emphasis and it stuck.
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PMarth2002
11/10/18 9:56:21 AM
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Jesus fucking christ on a pogostick.
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MrK3V
11/10/18 9:56:24 AM
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God Fucking Dammit is my favorite

also "Jeeeeesus fuck"
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OBCD
11/10/18 10:14:01 AM
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Mr_Biscuit posted...
The gimmick would be stronger if you waited longer for bites


OBCD posted...
Like I knew. No valid responses. Sad, you would gamble your eternal fate on a belief you're not even confident enough to defend.
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Flockaveli
11/10/18 10:14:25 AM
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God fucking dammit.
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YookaLaylee
11/10/18 10:14:55 AM
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FabIemaster
11/10/18 10:15:22 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
if2hgd9

Came here to post this.
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BruceWayneJr
11/10/18 10:16:13 AM
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Sweet zombie jesus!
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VandorLee
11/10/18 10:16:53 AM
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OBCD posted...
"Pffft God doesnt exist. I'm so confident. That's why He's on my mind 24/7. Yep. Super confident in my beliefs. That everything including intelligent life came from nothingness always having been til nothing decided to explode into everything. Can't you see me living by what should be the atheist set of guiding principles? Of living my only life to the fullest extent and not wasting it angrily obsessing over God? But manufacturing a faux sense of superiority on a message board is way better than those evil religious people always doing harm and being beneath me. Cuz I'm smarter. Cuz I said. Cuz science. I love science. Will you marry me, science? You give me something greater than myself to worship like I have an innate longing for, without any commitment of having to make positive change! I know! I'll say I'm good the way I am! Now i dont have to have to listen to that damn conscience whenever I do edgy, offensive stuff for the sake of being edgy and offensive. Someone recognize me as being cool and unique and someone to look up to."

"Crap... he summarized my general mentality so damn well... better act like he's crazy and tell him he doesnt know me and stuff."

Stop wasting your time on grossly excessive self-absorption and hedonism. Submit to true happiness. Challenge your mentality.

inb4angeranddodgingandtrolling


Meltdown from your God not existing.
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OBCD
11/10/18 10:17:26 AM
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VandorLee posted...
Meltdown from your God not existing.

OBCD posted...
Like I knew. No valid responses. Sad, you would gamble your eternal fate on a belief you're not even confident enough to defend.
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Turbam
11/10/18 10:18:22 AM
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OBCD posted...
OBCD posted...
"Pffft God doesnt exist. I'm so confident. That's why He's on my mind 24/7. Yep. Super confident in my beliefs. That everything including intelligent life came from nothingness always having been til nothing decided to explode into everything. Can't you see me living by what should be the atheist set of guiding principles? Of living my only life to the fullest extent and not wasting it angrily obsessing over God? But manufacturing a faux sense of superiority on a message board is way better than those evil religious people always doing harm and being beneath me. Cuz I'm smarter. Cuz I said. Cuz science. I love science. Will you marry me, science? You give me something greater than myself to worship like I have an innate longing for, without any commitment of having to make positive change! I know! I'll say I'm good the way I am! Now i dont have to have to listen to that damn conscience whenever I do edgy, offensive stuff for the sake of being edgy and offensive. Someone recognize me as being cool and unique and someone to look up to."

"Crap... he summarized my general mentality so damn well... better act like he's crazy and tell him he doesnt know me and stuff."

Stop wasting your time on grossly excessive self-absorption and hedonism. Submit to true happiness. Challenge your mentality.

inb4angeranddodgingandtrolling


Like I knew. No valid responses. Sad, you would gamble your eternal fate on a belief you're not even confident enough to defend.

You need to work on your subtlety.
I know that trolling this day and age has gone way down hill to "Ha I gottem to respond I'm a great troll!" but you should raise the bar higher.
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VandorLee
11/10/18 10:20:48 AM
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OBCD posted...
VandorLee posted...
Meltdown from your God not existing.

OBCD posted...
Like I knew. No valid responses. Sad, you would gamble your eternal fate on a belief you're not even confident enough to defend.


I dont have proof God doesnt exist, I have faith.
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JlM
11/10/18 10:21:27 AM
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Christ on a stick!
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SaithSayer
11/10/18 11:04:08 AM
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OBCD posted...
"Pffft God doesnt exist. I'm so confident. That's why He's on my mind 24/7. Yep. Super confident in my beliefs. That everything including intelligent life came from nothingness always having been til nothing decided to explode into everything. Can't you see me living by what should be the atheist set of guiding principles? Of living my only life to the fullest extent and not wasting it angrily obsessing over God? But manufacturing a faux sense of superiority on a message board is way better than those evil religious people always doing harm and being beneath me. Cuz I'm smarter. Cuz I said. Cuz science. I love science. Will you marry me, science? You give me something greater than myself to worship like I have an innate longing for, without any commitment of having to make positive change! I know! I'll say I'm good the way I am! Now i dont have to have to listen to that damn conscience whenever I do edgy, offensive stuff for the sake of being edgy and offensive. Someone recognize me as being cool and unique and someone to look up to."

"Crap... he summarized my general mentality so damn well... better act like he's crazy and tell him he doesnt know me and stuff."

Stop wasting your time on grossly excessive self-absorption and hedonism. Submit to true happiness. Challenge your mentality.

inb4angeranddodgingandtrolling

I'd bite but I had pasta last night.
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OBCD
11/10/18 7:31:03 PM
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Sad. Not a single one able to refute. What more proof do you need?
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SaithSayer
11/11/18 8:29:00 AM
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OBCD posted...
Sad. Not a single one able to refute. What more proof do you need?

Nothing. Everything ridiculous that you've wanted to believe in is true. Enjoy your time in cloud land.
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ThyCorndog
11/11/18 8:51:05 AM
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OBCD posted...
"Pffft God doesnt exist. I'm so confident. That's why He's on my mind 24/7. Yep. Super confident in my beliefs. That everything including intelligent life came from nothingness always having been til nothing decided to explode into everything. Can't you see me living by what should be the atheist set of guiding principles? Of living my only life to the fullest extent and not wasting it angrily obsessing over God? But manufacturing a faux sense of superiority on a message board is way better than those evil religious people always doing harm and being beneath me. Cuz I'm smarter. Cuz I said. Cuz science. I love science. Will you marry me, science? You give me something greater than myself to worship like I have an innate longing for, without any commitment of having to make positive change! I know! I'll say I'm good the way I am! Now i dont have to have to listen to that damn conscience whenever I do edgy, offensive stuff for the sake of being edgy and offensive. Someone recognize me as being cool and unique and someone to look up to."

"Crap... he summarized my general mentality so damn well... better act like he's crazy and tell him he doesnt know me and stuff."

Stop wasting your time on grossly excessive self-absorption and hedonism. Submit to true happiness. Challenge your mentality.

inb4angeranddodgingandtrolling

I only think about religion when its brought up or I see it. Also really religious people look like cultists to me, with no difference. I'm polite to people irl and treat them normally but in the back of my mind I feel sorry for them. Then I move on to living my life and not thinking about imaginary shit
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SaithSayer
11/11/18 9:04:45 AM
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Imaginary shit is awesome if you recognize it as imaginary.
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