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V-E-G-Y-
11/09/18 12:45:19 PM
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Fam_Fam
11/09/18 12:47:26 PM
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yes sexism and oppression is hilarious
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SH_expert44
11/09/18 12:48:07 PM
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Oh the 50s. What a time to be alive
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iClockwork
11/09/18 12:48:49 PM
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A lot of todays young ladies could learn a thing or two from this.
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iPhone_7
11/09/18 12:50:58 PM
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Fam_Fam posted...
yes sexism and oppression is hilarious

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Turbam
11/09/18 12:59:31 PM
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Don't marry him if he has too many loose buttons


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yusiko
11/09/18 1:08:06 PM
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wow double date with a gay, happily married couple
that is surprisngly progressive for a 1958 article
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ocelot51
11/09/18 1:31:59 PM
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yusiko posted...
wow double date with a gay, happily married couple
that is surprisngly progressive for a 1958 article


They probably mean gay as the classical definition: Joyful or lively.
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Aloner
11/09/18 1:40:57 PM
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M_Live posted...
This is the kind of stuff people are referring to when they say "Make America Great Again" lol

The dating woes are the same now, just gender flipped.
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V-E-G-Y-
11/09/18 2:01:34 PM
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ocelot51 posted...
yusiko posted...
wow double date with a gay, happily married couple
that is surprisngly progressive for a 1958 article


They probably mean gay as the classical definition: Joyful or lively.

When did dat word start meaning homosexuality?
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Questionmarktarius
11/09/18 2:04:37 PM
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V-E-G-Y- posted...
ocelot51 posted...
yusiko posted...
wow double date with a gay, happily married couple
that is surprisngly progressive for a 1958 article


They probably mean gay as the classical definition: Joyful or lively.

When did dat word start meaning homosexuality?

Sometime after the Flintstones, presumably.
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philsov
11/09/18 2:09:59 PM
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87 - don't discuss the price of clothing
88 - make your own clothing

93 - ask about his ex's
94 - don't talk about your ex's

107 - send him a meme
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Questionmarktarius
11/09/18 2:10:55 PM
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I'm reasonably certain the death rate for married and single men is the exact same 100%.
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HylianFox
11/09/18 2:14:41 PM
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6 read the obituaries and find eligible widowers


wow
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HylianFox
11/09/18 2:19:26 PM
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17 be friendly to ugly men, handsome is as handsome does


these keep getting better and better
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Questionmarktarius
11/09/18 2:21:16 PM
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Meanwhile, Paul Simon managed to distill the opposite down to fifty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABXtWqmArUU" data-time="
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HylianFox
11/09/18 2:21:47 PM
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23 go to all high school/college reunions, there may be widowers there


again, widowers, because single men simply don't exist
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Questionmarktarius
11/09/18 2:22:41 PM
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HylianFox posted...
23 go to all high school/college reunions, there may be widowers there


again, widowers, because single men simply don't exist

It was the 50s, when guys were either married at 19 or secretly gay - sometimes both.
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HylianFox
11/09/18 2:23:58 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
HylianFox posted...
23 go to all high school/college reunions, there may be widowers there


again, widowers, because single men simply don't exist

It was 50s, where guys were either married at 19 or secretly gay - sometimes both.

really, just about the only way to get some is hope that a hunky guy's wife kicks the bucket >__>
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HylianFox
11/09/18 2:26:11 PM
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38 dropping a handkerchief still works


do people even still carry hankies around with them? I know my dad does but he's weird like that
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HylianFox
11/09/18 2:29:19 PM
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41 don't let him fish for your name the next time you meet. none of this "guess who" stuff


hahaahaha WHAT!?
Him: "Hey, we've bumped into each other a few times now, and I don't even know your name..."

Her: "tee hee, that's for me to know and you to find out!"
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Anarchy_Juiblex
11/09/18 2:33:36 PM
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A lot of good ideas.

What's the 2018 version, be a shrill feminist without a clear gender or sexuality?
Dress frumpy because, "if he can't handle you at your worst . . . "
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Anarchy_Juiblex
11/09/18 2:45:37 PM
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HylianFox posted...
41 don't let him fish for your name the next time you meet. none of this "guess who" stuff


hahaahaha WHAT!?
Him: "Hey, we've bumped into each other a few times now, and I don't even know your name..."

Her: "tee hee, that's for me to know and you to find out!"


I think the point is, he either cares enough to remember it the first time you met, or he can man up and ask.
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Questionmarktarius
11/09/18 2:46:46 PM
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Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
What's the 2018 version, be a shrill feminist without a clear gender or sexuality?

Who even still gets married in 2018?
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HylianFox
11/09/18 2:48:08 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
What's the 2018 version, be a shrill feminist without a clear gender or sexuality?

Who even still gets married in 2018?

Sad, lonely people that's who.
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voldothegr8
11/09/18 2:52:12 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
What's the 2018 version, be a shrill feminist without a clear gender or sexuality?

Who even still gets married in 2018?

About 5 million people a year in the US
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t_paynes_ghost
11/09/18 2:53:50 PM
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HylianFox posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
What's the 2018 version, be a shrill feminist without a clear gender or sexuality?

Who even still gets married in 2018?

Sad, lonely people that's who.


I'd love to hear how this works.
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HylianFox
11/09/18 2:53:54 PM
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56 if you look good in sweaters, wear one every third date


that's... weirdly specific

and what if it's 80 degrees?
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Anarchy_Juiblex
11/09/18 2:58:26 PM
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lol@124.
Make and sell toupees, bald men are easy catches.

Roasted. .
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HylianFox
11/09/18 2:58:53 PM
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58 get a sunburn


oh yeah, nothin' sexier than skin cancer!

(I think they meant, "get a tan"... I hope?)
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0AbsoluteZero0
11/09/18 3:01:03 PM
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58. Get a sunburn

Just... what?
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OwlRammer
11/09/18 3:10:21 PM
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"make a lot of money" I like that one <_<

also "If he's rich, tell him you like his money - the honesty will intrigue him!" that sounds like it would have the opposite effect
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HylianFox
11/09/18 3:11:14 PM
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OwlRammer posted...
also "If he's rich, tell him you like his money - the honesty will intrigue him!" that sounds like it would have the opposite effect

again this was the 50s, being a gold-digger is expected
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HylianFox
11/09/18 3:34:10 PM
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72 don't whine - girls who whine stay on the vine!


and men who rape are no better than the ape!

76 double-date with a gay, happily married couple - let him see what it's like!


gay people got married in the 50s!? >__>
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HylianFox
11/09/18 3:37:26 PM
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80 talk to his father about business and agree that taxes are too high!


ah, so he's Republican
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Questionmarktarius
11/09/18 3:54:07 PM
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HylianFox posted...
80 talk to his father about business and agree that taxes are too high!


ah, so he's Republican

It was the Eisenhower era. Taxes were too high.
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HylianFox
11/09/18 4:17:27 PM
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93 find out about the girls he hasn't married. don't repeat the mistakes they made


the girls he hasn't married? that's like half the world's population
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V-E-G-Y-
11/09/18 4:50:22 PM
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HylianFox posted...
93 find out about the girls he hasn't married. don't repeat the mistakes they made


the girls he hasn't married? that's like half the world's population

I think dey mean his ex's lol
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Esrac
11/09/18 4:58:15 PM
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Fam_Fam posted...
yes sexism and oppression is hilarious


Sometimes, yeah.
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HylianFox
11/09/18 4:59:49 PM
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97 hide your Phi Beta Kappa key if you own one - Junior can play with it later


umm... what?
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HylianFox
11/09/18 5:04:37 PM
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okay, everything under "Anything Goes" is the kind of shit Cosmo would later become famous for
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ssj3vegeta_
11/09/18 11:23:22 PM
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bkkorps
11/09/18 11:44:40 PM
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V-E-G-Y- posted...
ocelot51 posted...
yusiko posted...
wow double date with a gay, happily married couple
that is surprisngly progressive for a 1958 article


They probably mean gay as the classical definition: Joyful or lively.

When did dat word start meaning homosexuality?


when the gays took it over.
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SquirrelyDan
11/09/18 11:51:18 PM
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Pretty funny read.
HylianFox posted...
41 don't let him fish for your name the next time you meet. none of this "guess who" stuff


hahaahaha WHAT!?
Him: "Hey, we've bumped into each other a few times now, and I don't even know your name..."

Her: "tee hee, that's for me to know and you to find out!"

No, like if you see he can't recall your name you should tell him again to prevent him from feeling uncomfortable. Don't play games. Men don't like women making them feel dumb.
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legendarylemur
11/09/18 11:52:49 PM
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I think a few of those apply to everybody. Like be nice to everybody since you never know if they know anybody
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V-E-G-Y-
11/10/18 9:34:09 AM
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bkkorps posted...
V-E-G-Y- posted...
ocelot51 posted...
yusiko posted...
wow double date with a gay, happily married couple
that is surprisngly progressive for a 1958 article


They probably mean gay as the classical definition: Joyful or lively.

When did dat word start meaning homosexuality?


when the gays took it over.

When was dat
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