Current Events > Going halfway across the country to meet someone who will make me fake pregnant.

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TheAnthraxBunny 11/09/18 2:29:31 AM #1:	Ive made threads here before mentioning my desire to experience pregnancy despite being a man and not wanting a pup. Turns out, this guy knows how to do a lipo procedure thats like ab etching but instead it gives you a little pregnant stomach with a popped belly button. Hes a licensed surgeon and has shown me proof so theres no worry there, but I wonder if carrying this baby around long enough will make crave the feeling of giving birth. Im excited, but talking about it makes me worried this could be a slippery slope. Im not turning back now though. Its taken a long ass time to scrape together the funds for this. --- I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically <cite>TheAnthraxBunny posted [p:912091779] in Going half... [t:77185601]...</cite> <quote>Ive made threads here before mentioning my desire to experience pregnancy despite being a man and not wanting a pup. Turns out, this guy knows how to do a lipo procedure thats like ab etching but instead it gives you a little pregnant stomach with a popped belly button. Hes a licensed surgeon and has shown me proof so theres no worry there, but I wonder if carrying this baby around long enough will make crave the feeling of giving birth. Im excited, but talking about it makes me worried this could be a slippery slope. Im not turning back now though. Its taken a long ass time to scrape together the funds for this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 11/09/18 2:31:11 AM #2:	--- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:912091815] in Going half... [t:77185601]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Perascamin 11/09/18 2:31:21 AM #3:	Human Race: Stupidity Evolved --- I've grown. <cite>Perascamin posted [p:912091820] in Going half... [t:77185601]...</cite> <quote>Human Race: Stupidity Evolved</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mattnd2007 11/09/18 2:33:15 AM #4:	Wut --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie <cite>mattnd2007 posted [p:912091860] in Going half... [t:77185601]...</cite> <quote>Wut</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Minute 11/09/18 2:33:18 AM #5:	Hm. You, uh... Like... I mean... Yeah you know what? Good luck buddy, sincerely. --- http://error1355.com/ce/Minute.html <cite>Minute posted [p:912091862] in Going half... [t:77185601]...</cite> <quote>Hm. You, uh... Like... I mean... Yeah you know what? Good luck buddy, sincerely.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 11/09/18 2:34:39 AM #6:	Like, do they undo it after 9 months? Or is it a permanent thing? --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:912091884] in Going half... [t:77185601]...</cite> <quote>Like, do they undo it after 9 months? Or is it a permanent thing?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 11/09/18 2:39:43 AM #7:	cant u use an air pump or just eat a lot of beef stroganoff? --- http://error1355.com/ce/DocileOrangeCup.html https://imgur.com/UaVD352 <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:912092010] in Going half... [t:77185601]...</cite> <quote>cant u use an air pump or just eat a lot of beef stroganoff?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC 11/09/18 2:40:14 AM #8:	We'll need pics after the fact. Also, WTF? --- "I'm not sure how much simpler to put it: For more money than the next ten countries on the list combined I expect a goddamn Gundam." -- Voidgolem <cite>DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted [p:912092024] in Going half... [t:77185601]...</cite> <quote>We'll need pics after the fact. Also, WTF?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Malcrasternus 11/09/18 2:41:24 AM #9:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldda7vhmuxU" data-time=" --- https://imgur.com/yNe3tUF 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 "But not forgotten." <cite>Malcrasternus posted [p:912092056] in Going half... [t:77185601]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldda7vhmuxU" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nidhoggr 11/09/18 2:44:38 AM #10:	Bet he's a liberal. <cite>Nidhoggr posted [p:912092135] in Going half... [t:77185601]...</cite> <quote>Bet he's a liberal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheAnthraxBunny 11/09/18 10:41:45 AM #11:	Bump --- I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically <cite>TheAnthraxBunny posted [p:912103657] in Going half... [t:77185601]...</cite> <quote>Bump</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Romulox28 11/09/18 10:43:44 AM #12:	why not just take medication to make yourself become extremely bloated & constipated, and then give birth through your ass to a 7lb turd baby? --- https://imgur.com/LhwwG <cite>Romulox28 posted [p:912103748] in Going half... [t:77185601]...</cite> <quote>why not just take medication to make yourself become extremely bloated & constipated, and then give birth through your ass to a 7lb turd baby?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordRazziel 11/09/18 10:46:09 AM #13:	You could be a YouTube star, if you vlogged this --- https://i.imgtc.com/xg91pMF.gif On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion. <cite>LordRazziel posted [p:912103853] in Going half... [t:77185601]...</cite> <quote>You could be a YouTube star, if you vlogged this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheGoldenEel 11/09/18 10:46:33 AM #14:	Just drink a lot of beer like everyone in the midwest --- The words of The Golden Eel have been revealed... Games: http://backloggery.com/wrldindstries302 \\ Music: http://www.last.fm/user/DrMorberg/ <cite>TheGoldenEel posted [p:912103879] in Going half... [t:77185601]...</cite> <quote>Just drink a lot of beer like everyone in the midwest</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NES4EVER 11/09/18 10:47:28 AM #15:	Lazy. Achieve the belly like the rest of us through little physical activity and terrible diet. You even get boobs! --- *nu-horsemen 4evar* [A GameFAQs Moderator was deleted by this message] <cite>NES4EVER posted [p:912103918] in Going half... [t:77185601]...</cite> <quote>Lazy. Achieve the belly like the rest of us through little physical activity and terrible diet. You even get boobs!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heineken14 11/09/18 10:49:13 AM #16:	--- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. <cite>Heineken14 posted [p:912103999] in Going half... [t:77185601]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiralDrift 11/09/18 10:53:06 AM #17:	Just get fat, man. --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. <cite>SpiralDrift posted [p:912104177] in Going half... [t:77185601]...</cite> <quote>Just get fat, man.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SquirrelyDan 11/09/18 10:56:00 AM #18:	LordRazziel posted... You could be a YouTube star, if you vlogged this No doubt. --- Rams fan in L.A., then in St. Louis, and in L.A. again Something was said. <cite>SquirrelyDan posted [p:912104321] in Going half... [t:77185601]...</cite> <quote><cite>LordRazziel posted...</cite> <quote>You could be a YouTube star, if you vlogged this</quote> No doubt.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheAnthraxBunny 11/09/18 12:09:14 PM #19:	Bump --- I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically <cite>TheAnthraxBunny posted [p:912107766] in Going half... [t:77185601]...</cite> <quote>Bump</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheAnthraxBunny 11/09/18 6:49:51 PM #20:	One more bump --- I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically <cite>TheAnthraxBunny posted [p:912127866] in Going half... [t:77185601]...</cite> <quote>One more bump</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 11/09/18 6:52:16 PM #21:	Spoilers: ~~the doctor is going to implant an alien fetus into TC~~ --- Hmm... <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:912127992] in Going half... [t:77185601]...</cite> <quote>Spoilers: the doctor is going to implant an alien fetus into TC</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VictimComplex 11/09/18 6:53:52 PM #22:	Paragon21XX posted... Spoilers: ~~the doctor is going to implant an alien fetus into TC~~ If TC actually gives birth, he inherits Disney World. ~~I know that's fake news, but it's fun~~ --- By Wish of a dude with cool knives <cite>VictimComplex posted [p:912128065] in Going half... [t:77185601]...</cite> <quote><cite>Paragon21XX posted...</cite> <quote>Spoilers: the doctor is going to implant an alien fetus into TC</quote> If TC actually gives birth, he inherits Disney World. I know that's fake news, but it's fun</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_Karate_II 11/09/18 6:55:40 PM #23:	Why? --- Currently Playing: Resident Evil 4 Mercenaries Mode,Resident Evil 6 Mercenaries Mode & Call of Duty Ghosts <cite>Mr_Karate_II posted [p:912128156] in Going half... [t:77185601]...</cite> <quote>Why?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slothica 11/09/18 6:56:56 PM #24:	I think it's only fair that he booty fucks you first, just so you both put a little effort into it. --- I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked. slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE <cite>slothica posted [p:912128225] in Going half... [t:77185601]...</cite> <quote>I think it's only fair that he booty fucks you first, just so you both put a little effort into it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Freddie_Mercury 11/09/18 6:57:42 PM #25:	--- piranha plant <cite>Freddie_Mercury posted [p:912128269] in Going half... [t:77185601]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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iPhone_7 11/09/18 7:09:22 PM #27:	This is the future liberals want. --- Sig User Logic https://imgur.com/lA5fm7w <cite>iPhone_7 posted [p:912128952] in Going half... [t:77185601]...</cite> <quote>This is the future liberals want.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Roxborough4Ever 11/09/18 7:10:42 PM #28:	iPhone_7 posted... This is the future liberals want. X-cist alert --- You feast on red herring because it is your birthright. <cite>Roxborough4Ever posted [p:912129011] in Going half... [t:77185601]...</cite> <quote><cite>iPhone_7 posted...</cite> <quote>This is the future liberals want.</quote> X-cist alert</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimCarrysToe 11/09/18 7:15:43 PM #29:	--- kiss balloon pop Woops, now you're pregnant. I feel so out of place here.... <cite>JimCarrysToe posted [p:912129253] in Going half... [t:77185601]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheoryzC 11/09/18 7:18:09 PM #30:	--- This is where my sigs suppose to be. <cite>TheoryzC posted [p:912129392] in Going half... [t:77185601]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 11/09/18 7:19:31 PM #31:	TC can you answer some of the questions we have or are you just gonna keep replying with "bump?" --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:912129465] in Going half... [t:77185601]...</cite> <quote>TC can you answer some of the questions we have or are you just gonna keep replying with "bump?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AcFan87 11/09/18 7:21:14 PM #32:	The fuck did I just read? backs away from thread slowly <cite>AcFan87 posted [p:912129562] in Going half... [t:77185601]...</cite> <quote>The fuck did I just read? backs away from thread slowly</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AcFan87 11/09/18 7:22:23 PM #33:	Romulox28 posted... why not just take medication to make yourself become extremely bloated & constipated, and then give birth through your ass to a 7lb turd baby? Best answer by far! <cite>AcFan87 posted [p:912129627] in Going half... [t:77185601]...</cite> <quote><cite>Romulox28 posted...</cite> <quote>why not just take medication to make yourself become extremely bloated & constipated, and then give birth through your ass to a 7lb turd baby?</quote> Best answer by far!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YukihoHagiwara 11/11/18 5:22:07 PM #34:	thronedfire2 posted... --- 7Dd_jr_dF0Y <cite>YukihoHagiwara posted [p:912231154] in Going half... [t:77185601]...</cite> <quote><cite>thronedfire2 posted...</cite> <quote></quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eggcorn 11/11/18 5:27:03 PM #35:	--- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. <cite>eggcorn posted [p:912231440] in Going half... [t:77185601]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 11/11/18 5:45:00 PM #36:	I forgot about this topic --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:912232466] in Going half... [t:77185601]...</cite> <quote>I forgot about this topic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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