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frozenshock 10/25/18 9:33:07 AM #1: |
My ex wanted to know how much i loved her so she wanted me to invade Australia and bring her a captured kangaroo in chains as a gift.
I tried to explain that i didnt have an army large enough to conquer all of australia but she was all like "if you really loved me you would find one". Like wtf why are girls like this? --- I don't hate people, people hate me. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Duncanwii 10/25/18 9:41:49 AM #2: |
I really dont think you need an entire army just to bring down one kangaroo...
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Duncanwii 10/25/18 9:47:03 AM #4: |
M_Live posted...
My girlfriend recently wanted me to acquire Greece for her, put a real strain on our relationship Maybe she meant grease and wanted you to fry her up some bacon? --- King K. Rool supporter for Super Smash Brothers Ultimate. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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eston 10/25/18 9:47:46 AM #5: |
Chicks, am I right
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vicedungwinsgam 10/25/18 9:50:18 AM #6: |
Notice how she picked pretty much the furthest possible landmark for you to travel to?
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Jtrunks 10/25/18 9:56:21 AM #8: |
One asked that I ascend to the level of a super saiyan. I don't think that's possible. :(
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fuzzylittlbunny 10/27/18 5:03:11 AM #9: |
I don't know why, but I thought this topic was going to be about that stupid duck face they make.
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Frolex 10/27/18 5:10:55 AM #10: |
frozenshock posted...
I tried to explain that i didnt have an army large enough to conquer all of australia pathetic, literally all you need is one emu --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ProfessorKukui 10/27/18 5:11:47 AM #11: |
Never forget the lives lost on November 2, 1932. o7
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ColdOne666 10/27/18 5:16:38 AM #12: |
Frolex posted...
frozenshock posted...I tried to explain that i didnt have an army large enough to conquer all of australia You still need an army to capture Australia to capture the Emu to capture Australia to capture the Kangaroo. --- FFX is the best game of all time. The only good Nintendo franchises are Pokemon and Fire Emblem. Comics are for kids. https://imgur.com/LJ3WSyB Reylo Ship ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VectorChaos 10/27/18 5:16:51 AM #13: |
Frolex posted...
frozenshock posted...I tried to explain that i didnt have an army large enough to conquer all of australia --- "Donald Trump has the most presidential penis of all time" - DifferentialEquation ... Copied to Clipboard!
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