Current Events > DSP Tries It: Bugged Topic Locking Mechanics (DSP Topic Part 2)

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Jagermeister513 posted...

jpenny2 posted...

Bad_Mojo posted...

LightningAce11 posted...

Why does he think people won't go on holiday or spend time with family during christmas over watching him?

Because DSP is a lunatic. He's not going to spend time with his family so why should you?

I really think he has such an inflated opinion of himself that he fully expects his fans will choose to watch his stream over spending time with their families. After all, this is the same guy who compared people trolling his girlfriend to terrorism.

"Only losers hang out with their families on Christmas, okay? Real mature adults like me can't afford to take holidays like Christmas off, okay? So please tip and cheer while I pretend to get drunk while I wait for Kat to come home from the Big Black Jim (snort)."

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"I can be good at streaming if I want to"

Insert panda dick sucking motion
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I guess a marathon brings in a little more money than a regular stream for him, so that's why he keeps doing them. I don't think his Halloween one even hit 600 viewers, and the only actually entertaining part was his meltdown over Tevin.
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jpenny2 posted...

I guess a marathon brings in a little more money than a regular stream for him, so that's why he keeps doing them. I don't think his Halloween one even hit 600 viewers, and the only actually entertaining part was his meltdown over Tevin.

Doesn't tevin play fighting games as much as Phil does?
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Pirate_Harris posted...

jpenny2 posted...

I guess a marathon brings in a little more money than a regular stream for him, so that's why he keeps doing them. I don't think his Halloween one even hit 600 viewers, and the only actually entertaining part was his meltdown over Tevin.

Doesn't tevin play fighting games as much as Phil does?

He plays some fighting games, but I haven't watched much of his non-DSP related stuff.
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jpenny2 posted...

Pirate_Harris posted...

jpenny2 posted...

I guess a marathon brings in a little more money than a regular stream for him, so that's why he keeps doing them. I don't think his Halloween one even hit 600 viewers, and the only actually entertaining part was his meltdown over Tevin.

Doesn't tevin play fighting games as much as Phil does?

He plays some fighting games, but I haven't watched much of his non-DSP related stuff.

I've heard he comments on phils playstyle when playing street fighter
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Bugged Poker Mechanics at 12:51. What a fucking moron.
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That poker stuff was unbelievable and yet somehow not surprising.

I lost because of something that is mathematically possible? The computer is fucking cheating, dood!
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Did anyone see super crown dsp?
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Me, and another person linked it earlier.
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Jagermeister513 posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0e7oEkV7Fo" data-time="

Bugged Poker Mechanics at 12:51. What a fucking moron.

Omfg... this guy right. Fuck me... I learned how to play poker from red dead redemption... this guy just fucking sucks more than me when I was playing my first game
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If the computer ends up with 5 aces in their hand, then he can complain about cheating. I don't know if anyone saw that one GTA playthrough where he was complaining about RNG because traffic was different each time he played a mission, but it reminds me of that.
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jpenny2 posted...

If the computer ends up with 5 aces in their hand, then he can complain about cheating. I don't know if anyone saw that one GTA playthrough where he was complaining about RNG because traffic was different each time he played a mission, but it reminds me of that.

Lol, wow
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Bad_Mojo posted...

jpenny2 posted...

If the computer ends up with 5 aces in their hand, then he can complain about cheating. I don't know if anyone saw that one GTA playthrough where he was complaining about RNG because traffic was different each time he played a mission, but it reminds me of that.

Lol, wow

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Pirate_Harris posted...

Bad_Mojo posted...

jpenny2 posted...

If the computer ends up with 5 aces in their hand, then he can complain about cheating. I don't know if anyone saw that one GTA playthrough where he was complaining about RNG because traffic was different each time he played a mission, but it reminds me of that.

Lol, wow

Yeah, it was pretty ridiculous, but it was just an extension of his usual level of delusion and denial. If he's crashing, it's because the game is generating traffic both randomly and in a way that is intentionally meant to fuck him over. It's definitely not because he insists on driving in the wrong lane.
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We should think up names for the next topic.

Are we gonna call it the DSPgaming general or DSP tries it?
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Is dsp still boning his daughter I mean PandaLee?
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Miz_iZ_AwSOme_X posted...

Is dsp still boning his daughter I mean PandaLee?

Nah the daughter got a restraining order and now phils all alone*
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B-b-B-But he has his "soul mate."

...Who the fuck says that anymore?
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LightningAce11 posted...

We should think up names for the next topic.

Are we gonna call it the DSPgaming general or DSP tries it?

Chill, Fun, and Interactive DSP General: Real Gamers Only; No Shills Allowed

Nintendo_Porn posted...

B-b-B-But he has his "soul mate."

...Who the fuck says that anymore?

And who says it about someone they seem to have zero chemistry with? Who makes their "soulmate" sit silently next to them for hours while they play single-player games?
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jpenny2 posted...

LightningAce11 posted...

We should think up names for the next topic.

Are we gonna call it the DSPgaming general or DSP tries it?

Chill, Fun, and Interactive DSP General: Real Gamers Only; No Shills Allowed

Nintendo_Porn posted...

B-b-B-But he has his "soul mate."

...Who the fuck says that anymore?

And who says it about someone they seem to have zero chemistry with? Who makes their "soulmate" sit silently next to them for hours while they play single-player games?

I guess panda leaving must've destroyed what little fun he had in his brain and made him more controlling
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We should just riff on DSP/detractor series imo

Fun topic names are key anyways
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Alpha218 posted...

We should just riff on DSP/detractor series imo

Fun topic names are key anyways

The life and times of a manchild: staring DarkSydePhil aka Phil burnell aka DSP
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DSP Tries it: Ep. 3 - Revenge of The Goutface Killah
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DSP General 4(th Place at EVO)
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jpenny2 posted...

DSP General 4(th Place at EVO)

Lmao that should definitely be the 4th topic title

Maybe the 3rd should riff on the This is how you dont videos
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Alpha218 posted...

jpenny2 posted...

DSP General 4(th Place at EVO)

Lmao that should definitely be the 4th topic title

Maybe the 3rd should riff on the This is how you dont videos

This is how you don't make a topic
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Nintendo_Porn posted...

B-b-B-But he has his "soul mate."

...Who the fuck says that anymore?

People like Phil who have only been in one other serious relationship in their lives. He really acts like some Jr high kid that got his first handjob.
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I'm not gonna lie I am a bit new to the DSP hate train.

But when I saw him playing one of my favorite games, and saw this I almost started screaming at my computer screen.

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Bugged ladder mechanics.

The gouty fool can't even answer one question.
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Superlinkbro posted...

I'm not gonna lie I am a bit new to the DSP hate train.

But when I saw him playing one of my favorite games, and saw this I almost started screaming at my computer screen.

Yeah, it's one thing to watch him be terrible at some game you've never played, but it's different when he's playing a game you like. It defies logic that a man who plays video games five or six hours a day, six days a week can be so bad at them. If I sat down and did any activity for five hours every day, I would expect to improve at it over time.
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Not when you lost your passion for it.
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*Snorts*
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*Burps*
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OMG, he has a political rant up? Saw the video title on Snort Burnells channel. Cant wait to listen to that when I get home
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Hearing his glorified hikki ass talk about that had me rolling...and that's coming from an introvert.
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Nintendo_Porn posted...

Not when you lost your passion for it.

Part of his problem is that he's never held accountable for his actions. Almost any other streamer who lost their passion for streaming would be forced to quit--who wants to watch a gaming streamer who hates playing games? But DSP's fans continue to support him no matter how awful he is at every aspect of his life.
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Bad_Mojo posted...

OMG, he has a political rant up? Saw the video title on Snort Burnells channel. Cant wait to listen to that when I get home

His new word of the day is "morals".
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The detractors are actually donating more to Phil than actual fans. Are they just keeping him afloat so he can keep floundering?
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I don't think too many detractors are intentionally trying to keep him going, but there are a lot of them that make small troll tips and cheers without realizing how quickly those add up.
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I love those parts in the Snort Burnell vids with the pig and the cat right after the intro. And those endings with "Phil's fat, Phil's a loser", etc.
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His rant on voting and how it's something only celebrities and rich streamers have time for was ridiculous. Only DSP can take an issue like that and somehow make it all about his jealousy of other people's success.
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I thought Washington state had mail-in ballots anyways... part of the reason some races there arent called is because it takes so long to count ballots due to the fact that such a large portion of the population uses them
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Why doesn't Phil have time for anything? All he does is play games.
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You think he can afford stamps? He has literally zero disposable income even though he works he ass off to put out fun content for you guys. Maybe rich assholes like fucking PewDiePie can afford stamps, but not Phil. And when is he supposed to find the time to get to a mailbox, dood?
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jpenny2 posted...

You think he can afford stamps? He has literally zero disposable income even though he works he ass off to put out fun content for you guys. Maybe rich assholes like fucking PewDiePie can afford stamps, but not Phil. And when is he supposed to find the time to get to a mailbox, dood?

You forgot to add more snorts
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Pirate_Harris posted...

jpenny2 posted...

You think he can afford stamps? He has literally zero disposable income even though he works he ass off to put out fun content for you guys. Maybe rich assholes like fucking PewDiePie can afford stamps, but not Phil. And when is he supposed to find the time to get to a mailbox, dood?

You forgot to add more snorts

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jpenny2 posted...

Pirate_Harris posted...

jpenny2 posted...

You think he can afford stamps? He has literally zero disposable income even though he works he ass off to put out fun content for you guys. Maybe rich assholes like fucking PewDiePie can afford stamps, but not Phil. And when is he supposed to find the time to get to a mailbox, dood?

You forgot to add more snorts

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Is that now? Oh and there is blood coming from my ears
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LightningAce11 posted...

Why doesn't Phil have time for anything? All he does is play games.

He's also got to make his authentic Italian sugar water sauce dood.
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Jagermeister513 posted...

LightningAce11 posted...

Why doesn't Phil have time for anything? All he does is play games.

He's also got to make his authentic Italian sugar water sauce dood.

No no no it's AUTHENTIC ITALIANO TOMATTO SAUCY
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