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Anisoptera
10/08/18 4:31:10 PM
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Moonraker
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10/08/18 4:31:30 PM
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Puss in boots
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10/08/18 4:31:58 PM
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Nuffinz0rz
10/08/18 4:32:32 PM
#4:


Quantum of Solace
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Monolith1676
10/08/18 4:32:40 PM
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OHMSS or DAD
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KiwiTerraRizing
10/08/18 4:32:57 PM
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A View to a Kill
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MuayThai85
10/08/18 4:36:16 PM
#7:


Nuffinz0rz posted...
Quantum of Solace


QoS is better than like half the Bond movies. You're obviously someone who hasn't watched anything outside of the Craig films and maybe Goldeneye.
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cmiller4642
10/08/18 4:37:03 PM
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Probably Die Another Day.

A View to a Kill and Moonraker are good for the cheesy aspects. Die Another Day was just stupid over the top shit.
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Behaviorism
10/08/18 4:38:33 PM
#9:


Die Another Day

No other answer is correct
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brestugo
10/08/18 4:39:38 PM
#10:


Live & Let Die

"Hey let's make a Bond Blaxploitation movie!"
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alphagamble
10/08/18 4:41:18 PM
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Diamonds are Forever and Spectre are the worst
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Megaman50100
10/08/18 4:41:32 PM
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What about asian bond in You Only Live Twice?
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BruceWayneJr
10/08/18 4:45:09 PM
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Moonraker's awesome. Die Another Day is pure shit.
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Ruvan22
10/08/18 4:45:46 PM
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Was Die Another Day the last Brosnan one with the NK plot? If so that one..
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10/08/18 4:46:19 PM
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PrettyBoyFloyd
10/08/18 4:46:29 PM
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Quantum of Solace was/is a odd movie in the series... but it's not the worst.

People were expecting something different but just got a add on from Casino Royale... as with all the Craig movies.

Anyway I have a huge dislike for Moonraker mostly because of the Star Wars/Star Trek like nonsense.

But I don't dislike it enough to where I can't stand to watch it.
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KiwiTerraRizing
10/08/18 4:52:15 PM
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Not the worst but Spectre was so bad considering it followed the best Bond movie ever.
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Nuffinz0rz
10/08/18 4:53:01 PM
#18:


MuayThai85 posted...
Nuffinz0rz posted...
Quantum of Solace


QoS is better than like half the Bond movies. You're obviously someone who hasn't watched anything outside of the Craig films and maybe Goldeneye.

No need to get so aggressive fam, yes I've only seen the Craig films because I'm only 25 and didn't care to go out of my way to find the rest.
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Airhammy
10/08/18 4:53:23 PM
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I'm not really sure which one I personally dislike most. I own them all, and there are some I've watched far more than others. I don't hate Moonraker. As much as I like Brosnan, Die Another Day is likely up there, but I still like watching it.
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TheKentster
10/08/18 4:54:15 PM
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Quantum of Solace and it's not even close
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PhazonReborn
10/08/18 4:54:23 PM
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Easily Die another Day.

It's so fucking bad
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RaulJenkins
10/08/18 4:55:25 PM
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Poop:

24) Quantum of Solace

Bad food that will be turned into poop:

23) Diamonds are Forever
22) Die Another Day

Meh:

21) A View to A Kill
20) Spectre
19) Tomorrow Never Dies
18) The World is Not Enough

Decent:

17) For Your Eyes Only
16) The Man With the Golden Gun
15) Octopussy

Good:

14) Live and Let Die
13) Skyfall
12) Thunderball

Great:

11) Dr. No
10) Moonraker
9) On Her Majesty's Secret Service
8) Goldfinger

Awesome:

7) The Spy Who Loved Me
6) Goldeneye
5) License to Kill
4) Casino Royale

Top 3:

3) The Living Daylights
2) From Russia With Love
1) You Only Live Twice
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Shotgunnova
10/08/18 4:56:37 PM
#23:


Behaviorism posted...
Die Another Day

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PhazonReborn
10/08/18 4:56:38 PM
#24:


Actually The World is Not Enough is also extremely bad.

And so is Tomorrow never Dies.

In fact, all of the Brosnan Bond movies outside of Goldeneye are fucking turds
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Shotgunnova
10/08/18 4:57:36 PM
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I liked Tomorrow Never Dies. >={
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Airhammy
10/08/18 4:58:25 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
I liked Tomorrow Never Dies. >={


As did I

and Diamonds Are Forever is a favorite of mine as well.
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KiwiTerraRizing
10/08/18 5:05:49 PM
#27:


RaulJenkins posted...
Poop:

24) Quantum of Solace

Bad food that will be turned into poop:

23) Diamonds are Forever
22) Die Another Day

Meh:

21) A View to A Kill
20) Spectre
19) Tomorrow Never Dies
18) The World is Not Enough

Decent:

17) For Your Eyes Only
16) The Man With the Golden Gun
15) Octopussy

Good:

14) Live and Let Die
13) Skyfall
12) Thunderball

Great:

11) Dr. No
10) Moonraker
9) On Her Majesty's Secret Service
8) Goldfinger

Awesome:

7) The Spy Who Loved Me
6) Goldeneye
5) License to Kill
4) Casino Royale

Top 3:

3) The Living Daylights
2) From Russia With Love
1) You Only Live Twice


Skyfall is the best Bond by a mile
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White Eagle
10/08/18 5:07:20 PM
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Moonraker literally plays the generic love at first sight music when Jaws sees his love interest, so it's definitely on the bad side of corniness/campiness and isn't redeemable, IMO.

But I think Die Another Day is the worst.
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Irony
10/08/18 5:17:30 PM
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Nuffinz0rz posted...
Quantum of Solace

This
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cmiller4642
10/09/18 1:00:10 AM
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Omg I loved LALD. Its so funk-ay and Kananga is a great villain. Not to mention the over the top voodoo.
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Manocheese
10/09/18 1:03:15 AM
#31:


Diamonds Are Forever is the worst, followed by Quantum of Solace.

Moonraker and Tomorrow Never Dies are in the top three.
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au_gold
10/09/18 1:19:11 AM
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Irony posted...
Nuffinz0rz posted...
Quantum of Solace

This

Without question. Maybe the worst action editing I've ever seen in a movie.

You can complain about Die Another Day and Moonraker being cheesy, over-the-top schlock, but at least they have entertainment value. QoS is just a dull mess.
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PrettyBoyFloyd
10/09/18 8:34:24 PM
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cmiller4642 posted...
Omg I loved LALD. Its so funk-ay and Kananga is a great villain. Not to mention the over the top voodoo.

Pepper and the Taxi dude is where it's at.

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ledbowman
10/09/18 8:37:57 PM
#34:


Die Another Day
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Prestoff
10/09/18 8:39:29 PM
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I've only seen the Daniel Craig bond films, but Quantum of Solace was by far the weirdest out of place Bond films compared to Casino Royale, Skyfall, and Spectre in my opinion.
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Anisoptera
10/09/18 8:40:34 PM
#36:


Worst Bond song?
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Infinite 2003
10/09/18 8:43:06 PM
#37:


Can't believe no one's said The Man With The Golden Gun yet
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GeneralKenobi85
10/09/18 8:44:13 PM
#38:


MuayThai85 posted...
Nuffinz0rz posted...
Quantum of Solace


QoS is better than like half the Bond movies. You're obviously someone who hasn't watched anything outside of the Craig films and maybe Goldeneye.

I've seen them all and Quantum is by far the worst.
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au_gold
10/09/18 8:46:16 PM
#39:


Anisoptera posted...
Worst Bond song?

The Quantum song. Just awful.
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Skye Reynolds
10/09/18 8:46:44 PM
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At the end of the day, it's probably The Man With the Golden Gun.

Bond meets his equal with a gun -- an ex-KGB sharpshooter who uses a custom made golden gun, never misses, and charges a million a bullet. Scaramanga is played by Christopher Lee; famed Dracula actor, World War 2 veteran, and partial inspiration for the character of 007 himself. And Bond shoots him as he's turning around.

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mustachedmystic
10/09/18 8:48:48 PM
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The one where Bond pulled a wheelie in a semi.
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HylianFox
10/09/18 8:51:23 PM
#42:


PhazonReborn posted...
Actually The World is Not Enough is also extremely bad.

the only thing that sucks about TWINE is they killed off Valentin
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White Eagle
10/09/18 9:13:13 PM
#43:


au_gold posted...
Anisoptera posted...
Worst Bond song?

The Quantum song. Just awful.

Yeah, Quantum or Die Another Day.
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geno_16
10/09/18 9:14:10 PM
#44:


HylianFox posted...
PhazonReborn posted...
Actually The World is Not Enough is also extremely bad.

the only thing that sucks about TWINE is they killed off Valentin

And Denise Richards. Dear god does she suck in this movie. It's a shame because Sophie Marceau, Robert Carlyle, and Robbie Coltrane were all great, but all of them were overshadowed by the horrendousness of Denise Richards.

Anyway I've always hated OHMSS the most. Aside from just being a straight-up boring movie, George Lazenby is by far the worst Bond actor and unfortunately OHMSS was probably the one Bond film that really needed a good actor in the role of Bond, making an already boring movie now bad as well. That said, I would not argue against someone claiming Die Another Day as the worst as Die Another Day is pretty abysmal too.

As for worst song. The Alicia Keys one from Quantum of Solace. End discussion.
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White Eagle
10/09/18 9:17:52 PM
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OHMSS is actually pretty polarizing for Bond fans. I don't know if anyone is still posting on the Bond special interest board here, but when people would make top 10 or top 5 best/worst lists, most people put OHMSS at one of the two extremes. Same with Lazenby.

Personally, I liked it.
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Alex1976
10/09/18 9:29:16 PM
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For me, it's a toss-up between Die Another Day and Quantum of Solace.
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BewmHedshot
10/09/18 11:17:05 PM
#47:


There's literally no redeeming features to A View to a Kill other than seeing pre-embalming Christopher Walken.
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BruceWayneJr
10/09/18 11:18:28 PM
#48:


BewmHedshot posted...
There's literally no redeeming features to A View to a Kill other than seeing pre-embalming Christopher Walken.


Grace Jones, John Steed and Duran Duran.
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GeneralKenobi85
10/10/18 12:00:03 AM
#49:


White Eagle posted...
OHMSS is actually pretty polarizing for Bond fans. I don't know if anyone is still posting on the Bond special interest board here, but when people would make top 10 or top 5 best/worst lists, most people put OHMSS at one of the two extremes. Same with Lazenby.

Personally, I liked it.

Yeah I loved OHMSS and thought Lazenby was great. Tracy is also the best Bond girl in the series in my opinion.
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Joelypoely
10/10/18 12:09:44 AM
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Quantum of Solace or possibly Moonraker (I can't properly remember whether Moonraker was bad or hilariously bad)
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