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DarkieDLXVI
09/22/18 12:05:40 AM
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Dont cry.
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Medussa
09/22/18 12:07:24 AM
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I would die.
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rikasa
09/22/18 12:07:30 AM
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the chick fil a cows would be soooo sad
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MabusIncarnate
09/22/18 12:08:00 AM
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There's still turkey, quail, duck, and pheasant.
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SimpleMan
09/22/18 12:08:57 AM
#5:


MabusIncarnate posted...
There's still turkey, quail, duck, and pheasant.

And goose.
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DarkieDLXVI
09/22/18 12:10:20 AM
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SimpleMan posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
There's still turkey, quail, duck, and pheasant.

And goose.


And not chicken.
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brestugo
09/22/18 12:14:44 AM
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The Illuminati running Big Chicken would never allow it.
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MabusIncarnate
09/22/18 12:15:38 AM
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SimpleMan posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
There's still turkey, quail, duck, and pheasant.

And goose.

I was gonna say that, but I never have eaten goose, so I can't stand by it as something i'd eat normally.
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DocDelicious
09/22/18 12:23:10 AM
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Awesome. Chickens are disgusting, dirty birds.
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spudger
09/22/18 12:24:14 AM
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@Chicken
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Sexypwnstar
09/22/18 12:25:10 AM
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Only thing I will miss are eggs.

And it's a huge deal.
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Chicken
09/22/18 6:47:24 AM
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Is this a death threat
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MoistenedYouth
09/22/18 6:51:41 AM
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Chicken posted...
Is this a death threat

dodo treat
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Yomi
09/22/18 6:52:26 AM
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Good.
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L0Z
09/22/18 6:55:51 AM
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delicious velociraptors descendants are still delicious.
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DarkieDLXVI
09/22/18 9:53:36 AM
#16:


Dump.
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Bok_Choi
09/22/18 9:55:10 AM
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turkey is leaner and bigger
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WilliamPorygon
09/22/18 9:56:19 AM
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My favorite Bit Heroes YouTuber would be absolutely gutted. :(
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Hawaiian_punch
09/22/18 9:56:37 AM
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SimpleMan posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
There's still turkey, quail, duck, and pheasant.

And goose.
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SaithSayer
09/22/18 10:00:40 AM
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Considering how mean geese and swans are... I would think it would be common knowledge if they tasted good.

Y'know what? Even if it ISN'T good...I wanna eat at least one. Fuck geese!
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RoboLaserGandhi
09/22/18 10:03:27 AM
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Turkey time
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MoistenedYouth
09/22/18 11:03:16 AM
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cheep cheep cheep
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Caution999
09/22/18 11:43:10 AM
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The bigger loss here would be the eggs
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MabusIncarnate
09/22/18 11:45:16 AM
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Sexypwnstar posted...
Only thing I will miss are eggs.

And it's a huge deal.

Quail eggs might be inconvenient due to their size, but they are tastier than chicken eggs. It would require much more work as about 3 quail eggs equal one chicken egg, but taste wise they are a viable replacement.
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Gafemage
09/22/18 11:54:25 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
There's still turkey, quail, duck, and pheasant.

All arguably tastier birds (well duck & quail, anyways), but I dont think any could adequately replace jerk chicken, wings, or traditional fried chicken.
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MoistenedYouth
09/22/18 11:54:33 AM
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Goats posted...
I'm sure there are other types of birds that we could raise instead farfetch'd

moltres

it's already cook
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