Current Events > Ever sit on the toilet so long your legs fall asleep?

Topic List
Page List: 1
pres_madagascar
09/21/18 5:24:12 AM
#1:


And you go to stand up and your legs don't work?
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
shnangyboos
09/21/18 5:27:26 AM
#2:


More than I'd like to admit.
---
How's my posting?
Call http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/182361-human-resource-machine for any comments or concerns.
... Copied to Clipboard!
gmanthebest
09/21/18 5:31:48 AM
#3:


If you're sitting on the toilet that long, I'd say see a doctor if you haven't already.
---
What do I feel when I shoot an enemy? Recoil.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Bok_Choi
09/21/18 5:32:56 AM
#4:


the red spots from your elbows on your knees
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
#5
Post #5 was unavailable or deleted.
pres_madagascar
09/21/18 5:34:14 AM
#6:


Bok_Choi posted...
the red spots from your elbows on your knees

Yeop

gmanthebest posted...
If you're sitting on the toilet that long, I'd say see a doctor if you haven't already.

Nah, not that. Get distracted reading something and forget I'm where I am.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Thatguy13
09/21/18 5:45:08 AM
#7:


Yea and then holding on to something to avoid falling over
... Copied to Clipboard!
pres_madagascar
09/21/18 5:52:58 AM
#8:


Thatguy13 posted...
Yea and then holding on to something to avoid falling over

Yep lol. Then your legs tingle so walking is difficult.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
AceAttorneyist
09/21/18 6:39:15 AM
#9:


I've fallen asleep on the toilet many times. Not in the last few years, though.
---
(... D-Do I really inspire this sort of frothing desire from the female masses?)
... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent
09/21/18 6:40:44 AM
#10:


gmanthebest posted...
If you're sitting on the toilet that long, I'd say see a doctor if you haven't already.

---
^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
09/21/18 6:57:42 AM
#11:


Oddly, only one of my legs ever falls asleep. Usually the left one, I guess there's something in how I sit.
---
"So much cruelty and madness in these days of despair
That's not the way that I am, no, that's not the way that I am."
... Copied to Clipboard!
pres_madagascar
09/21/18 6:57:52 AM
#12:


UnfairRepresent posted...
gmanthebest posted...
If you're sitting on the toilet that long, I'd say see a doctor if you haven't already.

Again, pooping long since over, just still sitting there on my phone.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
soniiiety
09/21/18 6:58:25 AM
#13:


no but I did nearly fall asleep on the toilet to see what happens.

ended up with a very scary vision/hallucination
---
[i[a new signature](https://imgur.com/KbsIpxI)
... Copied to Clipboard!
pres_madagascar
09/21/18 6:58:54 AM
#14:


soniiiety posted...
no but I did nearly fall asleep on the toilet to see what happens.

ended up with a very scary vision/hallucination

I've fallen asleep shitting while drunk
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
soniiiety
09/22/18 9:36:52 AM
#15:


pres_madagascar posted...
soniiiety posted...
no but I did nearly fall asleep on the toilet to see what happens.

ended up with a very scary vision/hallucination

I've fallen asleep shitting while drunk


wow want to be friends? or your friend with toilet only?
---
[i[a new signature](https://imgur.com/KbsIpxI)
... Copied to Clipboard!
#16
Post #16 was unavailable or deleted.
Sada_Pop
09/22/18 11:24:45 AM
#17:


Nope. Never on the pot long enough for that to happen.
---
People would have you believe that the accusation of racism is more offensive than ACTUAL racism.
... Copied to Clipboard!
KainWind
09/22/18 11:26:47 AM
#18:


When you literally can't feel your legs and it feels like you are walking on pegs.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses
09/22/18 11:29:24 AM
#19:


I had it so bad it was that painful sleep to both legs and I had to pull myself out of there like I was DiCaprio on Wolf on Wall Street.
---
There will always be exceptions.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1