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HylianFox
09/16/18 5:16:06 PM
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Like, Homer used his gun recklessly and the NRA members are horrified.
Today, Homer's behavior is encourage by the NRA:

"Guns? Guns aren't the problem! Guns don't hurt anybody, they wouldn't even hurt a fly. You can use your gun for just about everything. Everyone should buy a gun, and use it any chance they get."
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Caution999
09/16/18 5:17:10 PM
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NRA members would still be horrified by a man who uses his gun to turn on his TV

Give me a break
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Freddie_Mercury
09/16/18 5:19:32 PM
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Five days? But I'm mad now!
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jpenny2
09/16/18 5:20:25 PM
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Assault weapons have gotten a lot of bad press lately, but they're manufactured for a reason: to take out today's modern super animals, such as the flying squirrel and the electric eel.
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Doom_Art
09/16/18 5:24:45 PM
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Caution999 posted...
NRA members would still be horrified by a man who uses his gun to turn on his TV

Give me a break

The current guy leading the NRA sold weapons to Iran to fund death squads in south America

Nothing about the NRA is responsible rn
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TheRealDill2000
09/16/18 5:28:02 PM
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jpenny2 posted...
Assault weapons have gotten a lot of bad press lately, but they're manufactured for a reason: to take out today's modern super animals, such as the flying squirrel and the electric eel.

That sounds familiar. Is it a quote from something?
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jpenny2
09/16/18 5:28:56 PM
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TheRealDill2000 posted...
jpenny2 posted...
Assault weapons have gotten a lot of bad press lately, but they're manufactured for a reason: to take out today's modern super animals, such as the flying squirrel and the electric eel.

That sounds familiar. Is it a quote from something?

Yes.
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TheRealDill2000
09/16/18 5:30:32 PM
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jpenny2 posted...
TheRealDill2000 posted...
jpenny2 posted...
Assault weapons have gotten a lot of bad press lately, but they're manufactured for a reason: to take out today's modern super animals, such as the flying squirrel and the electric eel.

That sounds familiar. Is it a quote from something?

Yes.

Ummmmm...can you share what is was?
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mustachedmystic
09/16/18 5:32:44 PM
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Hey yutz, guns aren't toys. They're for family protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and keeping the King of England out of your face.
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Doom_Art
09/16/18 5:34:41 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
Hey yutz, guns aren't toys. They're for family protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and keeping the King of England out of your face.

If I didn't have this gun, the King of England could just walk in here any time he wants and start shoving you around.
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mustachedmystic
09/16/18 5:34:41 PM
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TheRealDill2000 posted...
Ummmmm...can you share what is was?


The same place every other quote in this topic came from.
The Simpsons, specifically the episode mentioned in the topic title
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jpenny2
09/16/18 5:43:26 PM
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A gun is not a weapon, Marge, it's a tool, like a butcher knife or a harpoon, or uh, uh... an alligator.
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Freddie_Mercury
09/16/18 5:46:16 PM
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TheRealDill2000 posted...
jpenny2 posted...
TheRealDill2000 posted...
jpenny2 posted...
Assault weapons have gotten a lot of bad press lately, but they're manufactured for a reason: to take out today's modern super animals, such as the flying squirrel and the electric eel.

That sounds familiar. Is it a quote from something?

Yes.

Ummmmm...can you share what is was?


https://imgur.com/wHCBYyk
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Hayame Zero
09/16/18 5:47:20 PM
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I kind of feel this way. In the 90s, the NRA were hobbyists who were about gun safety. Gun safety was their predominant rule.

Then after school shootings, they started taking in more defensive nutjobs. It's not the same organization as it was pre-Columbine.
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Arcanine2009
09/16/18 5:47:53 PM
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It's weird how American culture is so obsessed with the Constitution and call it flawless in the modern age. Just like the Bible.
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Hayame Zero
09/16/18 5:55:07 PM
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Arcanine2009 posted...
It's weird how American culture is so obsessed with the Constitution and call it flawless in the modern age. Just like the Bible.


I think it was Thomas Jefferson that said it needed to be updated every 20 years or so to reflect changing times.

The 2nd amendment was a little different over 200 years ago when A. The technology was more inferior and cumbersome and B. A war with the British was happening on our soil.
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TheRealDill2000
09/16/18 6:12:48 PM
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Freddie_Mercury posted...
TheRealDill2000 posted...
jpenny2 posted...
TheRealDill2000 posted...
jpenny2 posted...
Assault weapons have gotten a lot of bad press lately, but they're manufactured for a reason: to take out today's modern super animals, such as the flying squirrel and the electric eel.

That sounds familiar. Is it a quote from something?

Yes.

Ummmmm...can you share what is was?


https://imgur.com/wHCBYyk

I asked a question. That doesn't make me stupid. It just shows I'm ignorant and want to change.
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