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GameboyTroy
09/20/18 4:38:01 PM
#102:


au_gold posted...
She finally replied.

Me: Well, I can promise you one thing: I wont kill you as long as you have sex with me. :)
Me: Hello?
Me: I'm kidding! Obviously, lol.
Me: I'm going to kill you regardless.
Her: ...
Me: Totally joking. :)
Her: please stop

smh
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CountCristoph
09/20/18 4:47:07 PM
#103:


Lol murder jokes. THEY ALWAYS KILL

I'll be here all week
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catboy0_0
09/20/18 5:17:15 PM
#104:


CountCristoph posted...
Lol murder jokes. THEY ALWAYS KILL

I'll be here all week

my sides are splitting and now I'm dead because you don't survive that sort of thing in reality
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Devimon
09/20/18 5:19:33 PM
#105:


Well TC there's no coming back from that one
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au_gold
09/20/18 6:03:10 PM
#106:


Hopefully I can patch things up with her tomorrow.
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doomcrusader
09/20/18 6:10:41 PM
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IfGodCouldDie
09/20/18 7:23:12 PM
#108:


I believe in you.
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Syncronous
09/20/18 11:17:13 PM
#109:


Send a dick pic
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GameboyTroy
09/21/18 5:13:29 PM
#110:


au_gold posted...
Hopefully I can patch things up with her tomorrow.

Definitely patch things up with her today if you can. If you can patch things up with her in person just do it.
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IfGodCouldDie
09/21/18 6:53:15 PM
#111:


Start doing yoga, because when you start banging her, you should lick her butthole while fucking her from behind.
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GameboyTroy
09/21/18 8:55:29 PM
#112:


Did you talk to her in person? Even though I can be shy I would like for you to talk to her in person. It can be fun talking to a girl that you like in person. You kind of have to talk to her in person eventually for things to happen, man.
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au_gold
09/21/18 10:23:59 PM
#113:


We talked for quite a bit today. After class we went to Starbucks. Turns out she has a few screws loose upstairs, unsurprisingly. She has DID, her dad left when she was 8, her mom is in rehab, her roommates are druggies. I told her that I'm a diagnosed sociopath, which I'd never told anyone. She was taken aback by it, but ironically she seemed much more comfortable with me after I told her.

Anyway, got her number. She expressed interest in hanging out. Now the question is what do I text her and when.
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Syncronous
09/21/18 11:17:38 PM
#114:


Daddy issues? Nice
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GameboyTroy
09/22/18 12:14:18 AM
#115:


au_gold posted...
We talked for quite a bit today. After class we went to Starbucks. Turns out she has a few screws loose upstairs, unsurprisingly. She has DID, her dad left when she was 8, her mom is in rehab, her roommates are druggies. I told her that I'm a diagnosed sociopath, which I'd never told anyone. She was taken aback by it, but ironically she seemed much more comfortable with me after I told her.

Anyway, got her number. She expressed interest in hanging out. Now the question is what do I text her and when.

I didn't know that she had a few screws loose upstairs. What is DID? She told you about what happened to her in her life. I'm a little bit surprised that you told her that you were a diagnosed sociopath already. How did she react to that?

Great job on getting her number. Ask her where she wants to hangout or just tell her where you want to hangout with her. I'm not sure when you should text her. Maybe text her or call her on Sunday. Oh, you already know that you are back in.
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CountCristoph
09/22/18 12:38:18 AM
#116:


DID = dissociative identity disorder

Thats a hell of a comeback you made TC. Always stick your dick in crazy

How about more pics to celebrate?
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GameboyTroy
09/22/18 1:02:45 AM
#117:


CountCristoph posted...
DID = dissociative identity disorder

Thats a hell of a comeback you made TC. Always stick your dick in crazy

How about more pics to celebrate?

It's funny that he went from her calling him a creep to getting her phone number and she's interested in hanging out with him. We chipped into helping him get this far with this girl. TC did most of the work.
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au_gold
09/22/18 7:28:49 PM
#118:


Well, thats the issue with her having DID. One of her personalities may think Im a creep, one is being nice to me, who knows how many others she has.
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Mr_Biscuit
09/22/18 7:42:37 PM
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au_gold
09/22/18 7:53:56 PM
#120:


Really didnt want her name getting out there but yeah, thanks.
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Mr_Biscuit
09/22/18 7:55:46 PM
#121:


Im just surprised we got this far ITT with some people, somehow, still believing it
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Mr_Biscuit
09/22/18 7:58:16 PM
#122:


Pro tip: her pinned post on Twitter is a censored clip of her getting railed by a dude
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au_gold
09/22/18 8:00:42 PM
#123:


Its true, though. No one would rightfully believe me if they knew it was her. She tries to keep her private and public personas as separate as possible.
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CountCristoph
09/22/18 8:11:33 PM
#124:


So TCs going to school with a semi famous model/pornstar? Thats awesome if true

If not, I really dont care this topic is funny as hell
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IfGodCouldDie
09/22/18 8:19:58 PM
#125:


IfGodCouldDie posted...
Start doing yoga, because when you start banging her, you should lick her butthole while fucking her from behind.

I'm doubling down on this if true.
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GameboyTroy
09/22/18 8:43:11 PM
#126:


au_gold posted...
Really didnt want her name getting out there but yeah, thanks.

Uh, I think he did a google image search on her.

She likes playing Ocarina of Time. I played that game a lot back in the day when I was a kid.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BjA-4IIgTkd/?taken-by=jessicapayne.tv
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GameboyTroy
09/22/18 9:53:59 PM
#127:


Mr_Biscuit posted...
Pro tip: her pinned post on Twitter is a censored clip of her getting railed by a dude

Maybe TC might get to rail her in real life.
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Syncronous
09/23/18 12:25:25 AM
#128:


Mr_Biscuit posted...
Pro tip: her pinned post on Twitter is a censored clip of her getting railed by a dude

TC is being cucked already
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GameboyTroy
09/23/18 12:59:47 AM
#129:


Syncronous posted...
Mr_Biscuit posted...
Pro tip: her pinned post on Twitter is a censored clip of her getting railed by a dude

TC is being cucked already

I don't know, man. TC got her number.
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au_gold
09/23/18 2:05:14 AM
#130:


She can get plowed by as many guys as she wants as long as I can get a piece some day.
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IfGodCouldDie
09/23/18 2:21:05 AM
#131:


au_gold posted...
She can get plowed by as many guys as she wants as long as I can get a piece some day.

That's the attitude.
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catboy0_0
09/23/18 2:55:33 AM
#132:


CountCristoph posted...
Thats a hell of a comeback you made TC.

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au_gold
09/23/18 10:49:09 PM
#133:


Texted her today. Shes been busy working this weekend, aka shes been banging other guys. We planned a Starbucks date for tomorrow after class.
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GameboyTroy
09/24/18 12:12:47 AM
#134:


au_gold posted...
Texted her today. Shes been busy working this weekend, aka shes been banging other guys. We planned a Starbucks date for tomorrow after class.

Lol, try not to worry about her banging other guys because you're not actually a couple at the moment. It's great that you got that first date with her. Go get her au_gold. She's smokin' hot.
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Syncronous
09/24/18 12:23:04 AM
#135:


That nun pic she posted earlier... hnnng
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GameboyTroy
09/24/18 12:49:16 AM
#136:


Syncronous posted...
That nun pic she posted earlier... hnnng

Have you seen these ones?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnuuQeChnkq/?taken-by=jessicapayne.tv
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bkl6kXfAn-_/?taken-by=jessicapayne.tv
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Syncronous
09/24/18 7:54:07 PM
#137:


...

Brb
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GameboyTroy
09/24/18 9:00:54 PM
#138:


Syncronous posted...
...

Brb

Lol, you like those videos? They're fun to look at.

I wonder what's going on with the TC's date?
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OffTempo
09/24/18 9:07:58 PM
#139:


TC da man
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GameboyTroy
09/24/18 10:21:01 PM
#140:


OffTempo posted...
TC da man

Yeah, TC da man. I really should take the good advice from this thread for myself personally.
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au_gold
09/24/18 11:54:53 PM
#141:


Things went well today. She opened up more to me about her personalities. Jessica is her truest form - down to earth, likes superhero movies, listens to heavy metal. Jess is her bubbly personality - her inner child, loves to cuddle and watch Disney movies. Vixen is her dark side - feisty, sadomasochistic, likes breaking the rules. Thats how she described them, and that theyre not so much different personalities but that its the way she compartmentalizes her mood swings. Something like that.

Shes going to be out for the rest of the week on work and asked me to keep her posted about class. She gave me a goodbye kiss on the cheek which was nice. Ill probably text her tomorrow.
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GameboyTroy
09/25/18 12:44:51 AM
#142:


To be honest I was guessing that you might be banging her today but you're doing alright. It's possible to have sex on the first date or get a kiss on the lips or both.

She's got an interesting split personality thing going on. At least you got a kiss on the cheek. Keep on working on her feelings of attraction and building that tension with her. I think I'll leave this link here.

https://www.themodernman.com/blog/she-likes-me-but-doesnt-want-a-relationship.html
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au_gold
09/25/18 4:00:51 AM
#143:


Shes not the type to bang on the first date. Well, at least not Jessica. Vixen probably is.
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GameboyTroy
09/25/18 6:30:54 PM
#144:


au_gold posted...
Shes not the type to bang on the first date. Well, at least not Jessica. Vixen probably is.

Hmm, it seems like you're understanding how Jessica is which is good.
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GameboyTroy
09/25/18 8:35:13 PM
#145:


She has some interesting stuff on her twitter.
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CountCristoph
09/25/18 9:02:01 PM
#146:


GameboyTroy posted...
To be honest I was guessing that you might be banging her today but you're doing alright.

Lol do you go on lunch dates often?

Keep it up TC. Youll be fine while she spends the rest of the week plowing chads
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GameboyTroy
09/25/18 9:08:28 PM
#147:


CountCristoph posted...
GameboyTroy posted...
To be honest I was guessing that you might be banging her today but you're doing alright.

Lol do you go on lunch dates often?

Keep it up TC. Youll be fine while she spends the rest of the week plowing chads

No. What are you trying say to me?
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CountCristoph
09/25/18 10:54:44 PM
#148:


Nothing, its just not very common to have sex on a first date. TC is still swooning her. No point in rushing anything
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GameboyTroy
09/25/18 11:11:35 PM
#149:


CountCristoph posted...
Nothing, its just not very common to have sex on a first date. TC is still swooning her. No point in rushing anything

I'm aware that it's tough to have sex on the first date.
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MarqueeSeries
09/25/18 11:24:52 PM
#150:


Mr_Biscuit posted...
Pro tip: her pinned post on Twitter is a censored clip of her getting railed by a dude

You're a hero

Her Twitter is quite something
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GameboyTroy
09/26/18 1:19:04 AM
#151:


MarqueeSeries posted...
Mr_Biscuit posted...
Pro tip: her pinned post on Twitter is a censored clip of her getting railed by a dude

You're a hero

Her Twitter is quite something

Dude, she can do deep throating. This is so fascinating.

https://twitter.com/jessicapaynetv/status/1034647228822900736
https://twitter.com/jessicapaynetv/status/1040044511081193472
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