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au_gold
09/14/18 11:15:45 PM
#52:


SailorGoon posted...
au_gold posted...
IfGodCouldDie posted...
Alright, real talk, what did you say and what was her response?


Me: You look really nice in that picture!
Her: thank you!
Me: No, thank *you* for the deed material. :)
Her: um deed?
Me: Yes. Multiple times.
Her: wow ok
Her: creepy
Me: That was a compliment!
Me: Babe please :/
Me: I see you read that post at 9:04. Why are you ignoring me?

Thats where we are now. Im not sure where to go from here without coming off as desperate.

Bitch Lasagna

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au_gold
09/15/18 5:24:49 PM
#53:


She keeps on posting revealing pics and videos. Theres literally a thirty video of her jiggling her ass cheeks that I deeded to last night. I need to make things right with her.
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Number090684
09/15/18 5:30:25 PM
#54:


au_gold posted...
IfGodCouldDie posted...
Alright, real talk, what did you say and what was her response?


Me: You look really nice in that picture!
Her: thank you!
Me: No, thank *you* for the deed material. :)
Her: um deed?
Me: Yes. Multiple times.
Her: wow ok
Her: creepy
Me: That was a compliment!
Me: Babe please :/
Me: I see you read that post at 9:04. Why are you ignoring me?

Thats where we are now. Im not sure where to go from here without coming off as desperate.


lol

You already come of as desperate at "Babe please :/". lmao If you're looking for anything worthwhile she doesn't seem like she is worth your time given the way she looks and portrays herself online.
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Number090684
09/15/18 5:32:30 PM
#55:


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Pity about the ink


Same. Don't understand the obsession with the shit to be honest. Even if it is sometimes used as expression.
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Number090684
09/15/18 5:34:54 PM
#56:


au_gold posted...
She keeps on posting revealing pics and videos. Theres literally a thirty video of her jiggling her ass cheeks that I deeded to last night. I need to make things right with her.


Seems like she is cocktease looking for someone loaded to fuck around with. You probably aren't going to make things "right" with her unless you pony up the dough.
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smo86
09/15/18 5:41:09 PM
#57:


Metro2 posted...
Don't call women "females." It's condescending.


according to who?
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au_gold
09/15/18 5:58:45 PM
#58:


Should I tell her that I would worship her and treat her like a queen?
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WallStreetWolf
09/15/18 6:15:28 PM
#59:


We can probably help if you show us that video
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GameboyTroy
09/15/18 6:16:47 PM
#60:


au_gold posted...
Should I tell her that I would worship her and treat her like a queen?

Try not to be too nice to her.
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CountCristoph
09/15/18 9:59:28 PM
#61:


WallStreetWolf posted...
We can probably help if you show us that video

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SophieLuvsTofu
09/15/18 10:00:57 PM
#62:


I just read 1 page.

But.

TC you cannot expect someone to think you're charming if you say things like that...

Try saying oh wow those compliment your shirt or pant.
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SailorGoon
09/15/18 11:15:16 PM
#63:


au_gold posted...
SailorGoon posted...
au_gold posted...
IfGodCouldDie posted...
Alright, real talk, what did you say and what was her response?


Me: You look really nice in that picture!
Her: thank you!
Me: No, thank *you* for the deed material. :)
Her: um deed?
Me: Yes. Multiple times.
Her: wow ok
Her: creepy
Me: That was a compliment!
Me: Babe please :/
Me: I see you read that post at 9:04. Why are you ignoring me?

Thats where we are now. Im not sure where to go from here without coming off as desperate.

Bitch Lasagna

What?

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au_gold
09/16/18 3:33:53 PM
#64:


GameboyTroy posted...
au_gold posted...
Should I tell her that I would worship her and treat her like a queen?

Try not to be too nice to her.

But isnt honesty the way to go?

Im going to message her again today so things arent extra awkward in class tomorrow.
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GameboyTroy
09/16/18 5:57:35 PM
#65:


au_gold posted...
GameboyTroy posted...
au_gold posted...
Should I tell her that I would worship her and treat her like a queen?

Try not to be too nice to her.

But isnt honesty the way to go?

Im going to message her again today so things arent extra awkward in class tomorrow.

Being honest is the best thing to do. She's in your class? Go talk to her in person.
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au_gold
09/16/18 6:22:05 PM
#66:


Okay, Ill tell her that I want to worship her like a queen in person, but Id still like to send a message to smooth things over before then.
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smo86
09/16/18 6:42:05 PM
#67:


why are people responding to TC seriously
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au_gold
09/16/18 6:58:15 PM
#68:


This is a serious topic.
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GameboyTroy
09/16/18 8:16:13 PM
#69:


au_gold posted...
Okay, Ill tell her that I want to worship her like a queen in person, but Id still like to send a message to smooth things over before then.

Okay, smooth things over with her.
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au_gold
09/16/18 9:08:32 PM
#70:


Well, I think things are improving.

Me: Hey. Did you finish the chapter 7 questions by any chance?
Her: yea except number 9
Her: *sends homework pic*
Me: Thank you!
Me: Sorry about before, by the way. I didnt mean to offend you.
Her: no worries lol
Me: You are very pretty, though. :)
Her: thank you
Me: Youre very welcome.
Me: You should wear yoga pants more often.
Her: lmao
Me: Anyway, Ill see you tomorrow. Goodnight! Dream of me. :)

She read the message. Im actually looking forward to seeing her tomorrow.
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CountCristoph
09/16/18 9:33:05 PM
#71:


Youre in bro
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Tappor
09/16/18 9:34:14 PM
#72:


tc actually managed to salvage this

what a god
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GameboyTroy
09/16/18 10:43:17 PM
#73:


au_gold posted...
Well, I think things are improving.

Me: Hey. Did you finish the chapter 7 questions by any chance?
Her: yea except number 9
Her: *sends homework pic*
Me: Thank you!
Me: Sorry about before, by the way. I didnt mean to offend you.
Her: no worries lol
Me: You are very pretty, though. :)
Her: thank you
Me: Youre very welcome.
Me: You should wear yoga pants more often.
Her: lmao
Me: Anyway, Ill see you tomorrow. Goodnight! Dream of me. :)

She read the message. Im actually looking forward to seeing her tomorrow.

Nice! I need to try this advice I found on youtube for myself first hand and in person. You might want to thank this youtuber.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpjFHKuH-BQELT8lj85vmRw
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au_gold
09/17/18 9:54:44 PM
#74:


She didn't come to class today. I guess I'll be seeing her Wednesday then.
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GameboyTroy
09/17/18 11:07:33 PM
#75:


au_gold posted...
She didn't come to class today. I guess I'll be seeing her Wednesday then.

Wait until Wednesday.
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CountCristoph
09/17/18 11:14:48 PM
#76:


CountCristoph posted...
WallStreetWolf posted...
We can probably help if you show us that video

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MarqueeSeries
09/17/18 11:19:51 PM
#77:


Looks like you did everything right to me. She's missing out
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GameboyTroy
09/17/18 11:59:24 PM
#78:


CountCristoph posted...
CountCristoph posted...
WallStreetWolf posted...
We can probably help if you show us that video

Isn't the picture enough for you guys?
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CountCristoph
09/18/18 1:08:19 AM
#79:


GameboyTroy posted...
CountCristoph posted...
CountCristoph posted...
WallStreetWolf posted...
We can probably help if you show us that video

Isn't the picture enough for you guys?

No
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au_gold
09/18/18 1:23:27 AM
#80:


I don't know how to turn Instagram videos into gifs, and I'm certainly not posting her Instagram. But this is an idea of the pictures she posts on a daily basis.

FBDSvTP
R55XRja
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southcoast09
09/18/18 1:40:39 AM
#81:


Dayum
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CountCristoph
09/18/18 1:40:55 AM
#82:


Damn dude

Tear that ass up
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GameboyTroy
09/18/18 2:33:28 AM
#83:


au_gold posted...
I don't know how to turn Instagram videos into gifs, and I'm certainly not posting her Instagram. But this is an idea of the pictures she posts on a daily basis.

FBDSvTP
R55XRja

Whoa, she looks good.
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au_gold
09/18/18 7:01:20 PM
#84:


She looks even better in person. Im tempted to send her a DM asking how shes doing.
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GameboyTroy
09/18/18 8:24:17 PM
#85:


au_gold posted...
She looks even better in person. Im tempted to send her a DM asking how shes doing.

Of course she looks better in person.
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OffTempo
09/18/18 8:33:57 PM
#86:


TC is actually my role model
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GameboyTroy
09/18/18 8:42:39 PM
#87:


OffTempo posted...
TC is actually my role model

I think he let me know about Teddy Moutinho if I recall correctly.
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OffTempo
09/18/18 8:45:30 PM
#88:


Just looked up Teddy Moutinho, TC a true hero
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au_gold
09/18/18 8:53:55 PM
#89:


OffTempo posted...
TC is actually my role model

Im flattered, but Im also a diagnosed sociopath so I suggest finding better role models.

And yes, Teddys ass is the eighth wonder of the world.
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GameboyTroy
09/18/18 9:33:11 PM
#90:


au_gold posted...
OffTempo posted...
TC is actually my role model

Im flattered, but Im also a diagnosed sociopath so I suggest finding better role models.

And yes, Teddys ass is the eighth wonder of the world.

Teddy looks really good.

I didn't know that you are a diagnosed sociopath.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BmYduDWAU9h/?taken-by=teddybearosito
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OffTempo
09/18/18 9:36:12 PM
#91:


^
Me neither.
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au_gold
09/19/18 9:02:55 PM
#92:


So, I may have set things back a little bit.

Me: Hey! You seemed a little distant in class today.
Her: yea sorry
Me: Everything okay?
Her: idk lol im kinda scared
Me: Of what?
Her: this is rly dumb but the other night u told me to dream of u and i did but u were chasing me down this dark hallway trying to kill me and i woke up sweating
Her: i swear to god im not making this up lol my friend said its either a very good sign or very bad lol
Me: Wow, lmao. That sounds intense.
Me: Well, I can promise you one thing: I wont kill you as long as you have sex with me. :)
Me: Hello?

Should I clarify that it was a joke? Again, human emotions arent my specialty. But its good that shes thinking about me, right?
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GameboyTroy
09/19/18 10:28:15 PM
#93:


au_gold posted...
So, I may have set things back a little bit.

Me: Hey! You seemed a little distant in class today.
Her: yea sorry
Me: Everything okay?
Her: idk lol im kinda scared
Me: Of what?
Her: this is rly dumb but the other night u told me to dream of u and i did but u were chasing me down this dark hallway trying to kill me and i woke up sweating
Her: i swear to god im not making this up lol my friend said its either a very good sign or very bad lol
Me: Wow, lmao. That sounds intense.
Me: Well, I can promise you one thing: I wont kill you as long as you have sex with me. :)
Me: Hello?

Should I clarify that it was a joke? Again, human emotions arent my specialty. But its good that shes thinking about me, right?

Lol, what the hell? I don't know what to say about that dream. That dream was weird. It was just a dream right?
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CountCristoph
09/19/18 10:37:07 PM
#94:


au_gold posted...
Me: Well, I can promise you one thing: I wont kill you as long as you have sex with me. :)

Lmao smooth af
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GameboyTroy
09/19/18 11:39:48 PM
#95:


CountCristoph posted...
au_gold posted...
Me: Well, I can promise you one thing: I wont kill you as long as you have sex with me. :)

Lmao smooth af

He has to avoid being desperate and play hard to get with her and give her a challenge.
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catboy0_0
09/19/18 11:53:56 PM
#96:


this topic is gold
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CountCristoph
09/20/18 12:34:14 AM
#97:


Literally
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GameboyTroy
09/20/18 2:06:27 AM
#98:


au_gold posted...
So, I may have set things back a little bit.

Me: Hey! You seemed a little distant in class today.
Her: yea sorry
Me: Everything okay?
Her: idk lol im kinda scared
Me: Of what?
Her: this is rly dumb but the other night u told me to dream of u and i did but u were chasing me down this dark hallway trying to kill me and i woke up sweating
Her: i swear to god im not making this up lol my friend said its either a very good sign or very bad lol
Me: Wow, lmao. That sounds intense.
Me: Well, I can promise you one thing: I wont kill you as long as you have sex with me. :)
Me: Hello?

Should I clarify that it was a joke? Again, human emotions arent my specialty. But its good that shes thinking about me, right?

It's usually a good thing that a girl is thinking about you. I'm just going to leave this link here.

https://www.themodernman.com/blog/how-to-make-a-woman-want-you-sexually.html
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Syncronous
09/20/18 2:32:29 AM
#99:


Tag
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au_gold
09/20/18 4:23:32 PM
#100:


She finally replied.

Me: Well, I can promise you one thing: I wont kill you as long as you have sex with me. :)
Me: Hello?
Me: I'm kidding! Obviously, lol.
Me: I'm going to kill you regardless.
Her: ...
Me: Totally joking. :)
Her: please stop
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catboy0_0
09/20/18 4:24:09 PM
#101:


au_gold posted...
Her: please stop

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