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ThurmanMerman
08/30/18 10:02:57 PM
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just gotta be careful on the highway. back roads them country roads are perfect spot to squeak your peepster on the dashboard
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Muffinz0rz
08/30/18 10:04:18 PM
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Halo478
08/30/18 10:05:25 PM
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joestarrr
08/30/18 10:08:25 PM
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Halo478 posted...
read that as jacking off your hamster was gonna say eww


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ThurmanMerman
08/30/18 10:08:31 PM
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Halo478 posted...
read that as jacking off your hamster was gonna say eww


no. only jacking off the crumster til you clam all over the place.
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ThurmanMerman
08/31/18 9:26:47 AM
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just got done massaging my schlingster. life is great
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FF_Redux
08/31/18 9:39:53 AM
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Several weeks ago me and David were on the highway he was driving. I was busy with both hands. Was exciting to pass trucks.
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ThurmanMerman
08/31/18 1:30:04 PM
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FF_Redux posted...
Several weeks ago me and David were on the highway he was driving. I was busy with both hands. Was exciting to pass trucks.


i have an uncle named david. hes a nice guy but gets very angry and red in the face if i make a mess of my oatmeal.
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soulunison2
08/31/18 1:30:46 PM
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Man your own jackhammer
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hollow_shrine
08/31/18 1:33:11 PM
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FL81
08/31/18 1:59:01 PM
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ThurmanMerman
08/31/18 6:07:16 PM
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soulunison2 posted...
Man your own jackhammer


gotta get the ztroksz in somehow

FL81 posted...
great account name, hope it doesn't get banned


never. ty. ill think of this post while im clamming out my clumsickle tonight.
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