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DevsBro
08/09/18 1:48:33 PM
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I have a meeting I need to dodge
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ConfessPlease
08/09/18 1:48:56 PM
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Tell them you're sick
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BuckVanHammer
08/09/18 1:49:27 PM
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Have an arbys near by?
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Letron_James
08/09/18 1:50:11 PM
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Say you have diarrhea
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
08/09/18 1:50:16 PM
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ConfessPlease posted...
Tell them you're sick

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DragonGirlYuki
08/09/18 1:50:44 PM
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Shoot yourself in the foot.
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SF_Okami
08/09/18 1:51:04 PM
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Raid the company fridge, chow down on EVERYTHING
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smoke_break
08/09/18 1:51:19 PM
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Doodoo on yourself.
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MAGA2020
08/09/18 1:51:19 PM
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R.I.P. TCs job
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Were_Wyrm
08/09/18 1:51:24 PM
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If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a meeting.
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Chicken
08/09/18 1:52:25 PM
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Stir your finger around inside of your belly botton and then put the finger in your mouth.
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Cleo_II
08/09/18 1:52:36 PM
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Go to chipotle
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dib153
08/09/18 1:54:15 PM
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Drink a LOT of liquor, vomit while you're calling them
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KamenRiderBlade
08/09/18 2:05:56 PM
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@DragonGirlYuki posted...
Shoot yourself in the foot.
That goes beyond being sick
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KamenRiderBlade
08/09/18 2:06:18 PM
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@Cleo_II posted...
Go to chipotle
That's a low blow =D
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Alkaloid
08/09/18 2:09:31 PM
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All I have to do is drink a pint of chocolate milk and I'll have instant stomach cramps followed by diarrhea

The joys of lactose intolerance
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KamenRiderBlade
08/09/18 2:10:18 PM
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Alkaloid posted...
The joys of lactose intolerance
Isn't there a pill for that to give you temporary immunity?
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Shotgunnova
08/09/18 2:11:03 PM
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Eat cereal with water in it.
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Paragon21XX
08/09/18 2:12:41 PM
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Drink an entire bottle of laxatives.
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KILBOTz
08/09/18 2:13:00 PM
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Tell them you have bone spurs and make it political if they question the validity of you excuse.
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YUHH
08/09/18 2:13:38 PM
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slimfizzle2
08/09/18 2:15:18 PM
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Drink a bottle of syrup of ipecac.
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QassTank
08/09/18 2:16:20 PM
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Just attend the meeting... Easier than trying to dodge it.
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