Current Events > Job scarcity just a conspiracy to get people enlisted in the military?

(+) Yeah! (+)

Think about it

You graduate from college, and unless you took one of the top programs that can get you into a good job, there isn't really a job market for you. You end up working minimum wage and bitching on here about communism, or on r/NEET.

But you want to get out of mommy's house. You want to make your own life. And the military offers you a career where you can actually afford to have your own place and a girlfriend.

Conspiracy? I think so.
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I can confirm the Illuminati is involved. Let me know if you want more info.
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Really a plot by the underground people trying to get people to leave the surface or make it weak.
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