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Darmik 08/03/18 1:56:45 AM #1:	https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/vagina-beer-made-essence-hot-13021963 A beer made from the 'vaginal lactic acid of hot underwear models' has gone on sale in Poland. The vagina beer has been launched by a brewery known as "The Order of Yoni" from the Polish capital city of Warsaw. Yoni is the Sanskrit word for female genitals. Customers can now buy the beer and taste the 'essence' of good looking models at various pubs after its debut on July 28 in the city of Katowice. The brewery's website colourfully describes the sensations customers might expect from the beer saying: "Imagine the woman of your dreams, your object of desire. Her charm, her sensuality, her passion."Now you can try how she tastes, feel her smell, hear her voice. "Now imagine her giving you a passionate massage and gently whispering anything you'd like to hear. "Now free your fantasies and imagine all of that can be encompassed in a bottle of beer." However, one of the first customers who tasted the beer, Grzegorz Majewski, was not over impressed, saying that at 25 zloty (5) a beer costs the same as a normal bottle of wine. Is beer supposed to get you hard? --- Kind Regards, Darmik <cite>Darmik posted [p:906185346] in Vagina bee... [t:76866524]...</cite> <quote>https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/vagina-beer-made-essence-hot-13021963 <quote>A beer made from the 'vaginal lactic acid of hot underwear models' has gone on sale in Poland. The vagina beer has been launched by a brewery known as "The Order of Yoni" from the Polish capital city of Warsaw. Yoni is the Sanskrit word for female genitals. Customers can now buy the beer and taste the 'essence' of good looking models at various pubs after its debut on July 28 in the city of Katowice. The brewery's website colourfully describes the sensations customers might expect from the beer saying: "Imagine the woman of your dreams, your object of desire. Her charm, her sensuality, her passion."Now you can try how she tastes, feel her smell, hear her voice. "Now imagine her giving you a passionate massage and gently whispering anything you'd like to hear. "Now free your fantasies and imagine all of that can be encompassed in a bottle of beer." However, one of the first customers who tasted the beer, Grzegorz Majewski, was not over impressed, saying that at 25 zloty (5) a beer costs the same as a normal bottle of wine. </quote> Is beer supposed to get you hard?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
0AbsoluteZero0 08/03/18 1:57:42 AM #2:	Well thats not creepy at all... --- -The Admirable <cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted [p:906185374] in Vagina bee... [t:76866524]...</cite> <quote>Well thats not creepy at all...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Back_Stabbath 08/03/18 1:57:55 AM #3:	dude naw --- https://imgur.com/Iv5fRLt <cite>Back_Stabbath posted [p:906185379] in Vagina bee... [t:76866524]...</cite> <quote>dude naw</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 08/03/18 1:59:01 AM #4:	@vegy --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:906185411] in Vagina bee... [t:76866524]...</cite> <quote>@vegy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pkmnlord 08/03/18 2:01:33 AM #5:	Reminds me of this old pic I saw of these japanese dudes in a line for these weird sick waifu urine snowcone things. --- https://imgur.com/MP7ZznH <cite>pkmnlord posted [p:906185482] in Vagina bee... [t:76866524]...</cite> <quote>Reminds me of this old pic I saw of these japanese dudes in a line for these weird sick waifu urine snowcone things.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 08/03/18 2:04:18 AM #6:	Darmik posted... https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/vagina-beer-made-essence-hot-13021963 A beer made from the 'vaginal lactic acid of hot underwear models' has gone on sale in Poland. The vagina beer has been launched by a brewery known as "The Order of Yoni" from the Polish capital city of Warsaw. Yoni is the Sanskrit word for female genitals. Customers can now buy the beer and taste the 'essence' of good looking models at various pubs after its debut on July 28 in the city of Katowice. The brewery's website colourfully describes the sensations customers might expect from the beer saying: "Imagine the woman of your dreams, your object of desire. Her charm, her sensuality, her passion."Now you can try how she tastes, feel her smell, hear her voice. "Now imagine her giving you a passionate massage and gently whispering anything you'd like to hear. "Now free your fantasies and imagine all of that can be encompassed in a bottle of beer." However, one of the first customers who tasted the beer, Grzegorz Majewski, was not over impressed, saying that at 25 zloty (5) a beer costs the same as a normal bottle of wine. Is beer supposed to get you hard? Quite the opposite. Ever hear of whiskey dick. --- Currently playing: BioShock 2 (x360), Monster Hunter World (xbone), H1Z1 (ps4) <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:906185567] in Vagina bee... [t:76866524]...</cite> <quote><cite>Darmik posted...</cite> <quote>https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/vagina-beer-made-essence-hot-13021963 <quote>A beer made from the 'vaginal lactic acid of hot underwear models' has gone on sale in Poland. The vagina beer has been launched by a brewery known as "The Order of Yoni" from the Polish capital city of Warsaw. Yoni is the Sanskrit word for female genitals. Customers can now buy the beer and taste the 'essence' of good looking models at various pubs after its debut on July 28 in the city of Katowice. The brewery's website colourfully describes the sensations customers might expect from the beer saying: "Imagine the woman of your dreams, your object of desire. Her charm, her sensuality, her passion."Now you can try how she tastes, feel her smell, hear her voice. "Now imagine her giving you a passionate massage and gently whispering anything you'd like to hear. "Now free your fantasies and imagine all of that can be encompassed in a bottle of beer." However, one of the first customers who tasted the beer, Grzegorz Majewski, was not over impressed, saying that at 25 zloty (5) a beer costs the same as a normal bottle of wine. </quote> Is beer supposed to get you hard?</quote> Quite the opposite. Ever hear of whiskey dick.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darmik 08/03/18 2:04:58 AM #7:	Will this be the first drinkable yeast infection? --- Kind Regards, Darmik <cite>Darmik posted [p:906185587] in Vagina bee... [t:76866524]...</cite> <quote>Will this be the first drinkable yeast infection?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tamashiini 08/03/18 2:06:36 AM #8:	Darmik posted... Will this be the first drinkable yeast infection? You did it, you made a gross thing even worse. Congratulations --- PSN: helicene Careful, Icarus. <cite>tamashiini posted [p:906185630] in Vagina bee... [t:76866524]...</cite> <quote><cite>Darmik posted...</cite> <quote>Will this be the first drinkable yeast infection?</quote> You did it, you made a gross thing even worse. Congratulations</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Star_Spirit 08/03/18 2:12:56 AM #9:	I had a fwb who squirted like an uncontrollable geyser. I would swallow every drop. I miss her for that reason alone. <cite>Star_Spirit posted [p:906185844] in Vagina bee... [t:76866524]...</cite> <quote>I had a fwb who squirted like an uncontrollable geyser. I would swallow every drop. I miss her for that reason alone.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 08/03/18 2:14:30 AM #10:	Darmik posted... Will this be the first drinkable yeast infection? no, I've seen videos where it was about that consistency --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:906185892] in Vagina bee... [t:76866524]...</cite> <quote><cite>Darmik posted...</cite> <quote>Will this be the first drinkable yeast infection?</quote> no, I've seen videos where it was about that consistency</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eggcorn 08/03/18 2:30:48 AM #11:	Star_Spirit posted... I had a fwb who squirted like an uncontrollable geyser. I would swallow every drop. I miss her for that reason alone. oh god barf --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. <cite>eggcorn posted [p:906186323] in Vagina bee... [t:76866524]...</cite> <quote><cite>Star_Spirit posted...</cite> <quote>I had a fwb who squirted like an uncontrollable geyser. I would swallow every drop. I miss her for that reason alone.</quote> oh god barf</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darmik 08/03/18 2:32:36 AM #12:	If the beer is red does that make it a Bloody Mary? --- Kind Regards, Darmik <cite>Darmik posted [p:906186365] in Vagina bee... [t:76866524]...</cite> <quote>If the beer is red does that make it a Bloody Mary?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FLUFFYGERM 08/03/18 2:33:31 AM #13:	imagine if it's just some fat fuck's ball sweat being bottled up and sold --- Do good. Eat communists. <cite>FLUFFYGERM posted [p:906186387] in Vagina bee... [t:76866524]...</cite> <quote>imagine if it's just some fat fuck's ball sweat being bottled up and sold</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darmik 08/03/18 2:34:31 AM #14:	Is there some dude out there who has Vagina Essence Harvester on his or her resume? --- Kind Regards, Darmik <cite>Darmik posted [p:906186419] in Vagina bee... [t:76866524]...</cite> <quote>Is there some dude out there who has Vagina Essence Harvester on his or her resume?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NES4EVER 08/03/18 2:37:08 AM #15:	Polish beer is amazing why would I want to diminish it with cooter juice. --- *nu-horsemen 4evar* [A GameFAQs Moderator was deleted by this message] <cite>NES4EVER posted [p:906186478] in Vagina bee... [t:76866524]...</cite> <quote>Polish beer is amazing why would I want to diminish it with cooter juice.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darmik 08/03/18 2:37:30 AM #16:	It's no homo if I drink this while I have sex with another man right? Ok I'll stop --- Kind Regards, Darmik <cite>Darmik posted [p:906186490] in Vagina bee... [t:76866524]...</cite> <quote>It's no homo if I drink this while I have sex with another man right? Ok I'll stop</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
legendarylemur 08/03/18 2:50:18 AM #17:	Yeah you stop that right now sir --- "Iwata was awesome" - Mr. Nintendo https://imgur.com/JGJqvwW <cite>legendarylemur posted [p:906186798] in Vagina bee... [t:76866524]...</cite> <quote>Yeah you stop that right now sir</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 08/03/18 2:51:34 AM #18:	Star_Spirit posted... I had a fwb who squirted like an uncontrollable geyser. I would swallow every drop. I miss her for that reason alone. She had a loose bladder and you drank piss. Good job. --- https://imgur.com/2FgO73L <cite>Chicken posted [p:906186834] in Vagina bee... [t:76866524]...</cite> <quote><cite>Star_Spirit posted...</cite> <quote>I had a fwb who squirted like an uncontrollable geyser. I would swallow every drop. I miss her for that reason alone.</quote> She had a loose bladder and you drank piss. Good job.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CiIantro 08/03/18 2:57:01 AM #19:	Darmik posted... It's no homo if I drink this while I have sex with another man right? Ok I'll stop Keep me and my fellow gays out of this. You can keep your nasty straight beer to yourself. <cite>CiIantro posted [p:906186944] in Vagina bee... [t:76866524]...</cite> <quote><cite>Darmik posted...</cite> <quote>It's no homo if I drink this while I have sex with another man right? Ok I'll stop</quote> Keep me and my fellow gays out of this. You can keep your nasty straight beer to yourself.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkTransient 08/03/18 2:58:50 AM #20:	Chicken posted... Star_Spirit posted... I had a fwb who squirted like an uncontrollable geyser. I would swallow every drop. I miss her for that reason alone. She had a loose bladder and you drank piss. Good job. --- http://www.facebook.com/loaocos/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAfJB3KYYDg <cite>DarkTransient posted [p:906186970] in Vagina bee... [t:76866524]...</cite> <quote><cite>Chicken posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Star_Spirit posted...</cite> <quote>I had a fwb who squirted like an uncontrollable geyser. I would swallow every drop. I miss her for that reason alone.</quote> She had a loose bladder and you drank piss. Good job.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darmik 08/03/18 3:55:12 AM #21:	What would the guy version of an alcoholic beverage be? Smegma Smirnoff? --- Kind Regards, Darmik <cite>Darmik posted [p:906188165] in Vagina bee... [t:76866524]...</cite> <quote>What would the guy version of an alcoholic beverage be? Smegma Smirnoff?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rika_Furude 08/03/18 3:55:47 AM #22:	my kind of alcohol --- https://imgur.com/oQHLBrx https://imgur.com/ah5IE8D https://imgur.com/USV84z9 https://imgur.com/PSjlohO <cite>Rika_Furude posted [p:906188176] in Vagina bee... [t:76866524]...</cite> <quote>my kind of alcohol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darmik 08/03/18 3:57:14 AM #23:	Darmik posted... What would the guy version of an alcoholic beverage be? Smegma Smirnoff? Cumpagne? --- Kind Regards, Darmik <cite>Darmik posted [p:906188208] in Vagina bee... [t:76866524]...</cite> <quote><cite>Darmik posted...</cite> <quote>What would the guy version of an alcoholic beverage be? Smegma Smirnoff?</quote> Cumpagne?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle2 08/03/18 3:58:45 AM #24:	Man. Dude smell my beer. It smells like skunky vagina --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! <cite>slimfizzle2 posted [p:906188232] in Vagina bee... [t:76866524]...</cite> <quote>Man. Dude smell my beer. It smells like skunky vagina</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iPhone_7 08/03/18 4:00:12 AM #25:	tuna-flavored beer? --- Sig User Logic https://imgur.com/lA5fm7w <cite>iPhone_7 posted [p:906188261] in Vagina bee... [t:76866524]...</cite> <quote>tuna-flavored beer?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DaemMkIV7 08/03/18 4:35:01 AM #26:	I'm waiting for the day these things get used for porn. --- "I'll send in detectives! I'll send in police! I'll send in EVERYTHING IN MY POWER!!!" <cite>DaemMkIV7 posted [p:906188877] in Vagina bee... [t:76866524]...</cite> <quote>I'm waiting for the day these things get used for porn.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chev427BB 08/03/18 4:44:05 AM #27:	This disgusts me. Do they export it? --- https://imgur.com/YKhehBQ <cite>Chev427BB posted [p:906189069] in Vagina bee... [t:76866524]...</cite> <quote>This disgusts me. Do they export it?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Parappa09 08/03/18 4:45:22 AM #28:	Chev427BB posted... This disgusts me. Do they export it? lol --- https://imgur.com/us5qLQb http://beta.last.fm/user/Jay92Jay <cite>Parappa09 posted [p:906189088] in Vagina bee... [t:76866524]...</cite> <quote><cite>Chev427BB posted...</cite> <quote>This disgusts me. Do they export it?</quote> lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle2 08/03/18 4:48:18 AM #29:	DaemMkIV7 posted... I'm waiting for the day these things get used for porn. I don't know what porn your watching but I've seen plenty of vagina being used for porn --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! <cite>slimfizzle2 posted [p:906189143] in Vagina bee... [t:76866524]...</cite> <quote><cite>DaemMkIV7 posted...</cite> <quote>I'm waiting for the day these things get used for porn.</quote> I don't know what porn your watching but I've seen plenty of vagina being used for porn</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ehhwhatever 08/03/18 4:49:49 AM #30:	If the model drinks beer it will smell like hell. --- nobody walks in L.A." <cite>ehhwhatever posted [p:906189172] in Vagina bee... [t:76866524]...</cite> <quote>If the model drinks beer it will smell like hell.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crazyman93 08/03/18 4:52:34 AM #31:	0AbsoluteZero0 posted... Well thats not creepy at all... It's not. Largely because it's too fucking disgusting to focus on anything creepy about it. Seriously, why do I always find this shit after or while eating? --- let's lubricate friction material! ~nickels, Cars & Trucks <cite>Crazyman93 posted [p:906189221] in Vagina bee... [t:76866524]...</cite> <quote><cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted...</cite> <quote>Well thats not creepy at all...</quote> It's not. Largely because it's too fucking disgusting to focus on anything creepy about it. Seriously, why do I always find this shit after or while eating?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle2 08/03/18 4:54:55 AM #32:	Quit ordering food from wherever you have been if you keep finding shit while eating --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! <cite>slimfizzle2 posted [p:906189260] in Vagina bee... [t:76866524]...</cite> <quote>Quit ordering food from wherever you have been if you keep finding shit while eating</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kineth 08/03/18 4:55:25 AM #33:	Darmik posted... Will this be the first drinkable yeast infection? Beer is already brewed with yeast.. --- If you're not looking for any honest discussion, agreement, meeting halfway or middle ground, don't bother arguing with me. Selfish narcissists need not apply. <cite>Kineth posted [p:906189270] in Vagina bee... [t:76866524]...</cite> <quote><cite>Darmik posted...</cite> <quote>Will this be the first drinkable yeast infection?</quote> Beer is already brewed with yeast..</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 08/03/18 5:15:54 AM #34:	Darmik posted... It's no homo if I drink this while I have sex with another man right? Ok I'll stop feeling sick. think i had some bad beef. going to spew hot and spicy beef chunks into the toilet. edit: it went all over the toilet seat, gawd damnit. --- I'm pretty much Stu from Rugrats making pudding at 4 in morning because I've lost control of my life - Polycosm <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:906189616] in Vagina bee... [t:76866524]...</cite> <quote><cite>Darmik posted...</cite> <quote>It's no homo if I drink this while I have sex with another man right? Ok I'll stop</quote> feeling sick. think i had some bad beef. going to spew hot and spicy beef chunks into the toilet. edit: it went all over the toilet seat, gawd damnit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bluebomber182 08/03/18 6:17:57 AM #35:	who else expected japan before clicking this? --- Everyday is Rusev Day! <cite>Bluebomber182 posted [p:906190596] in Vagina bee... [t:76866524]...</cite> <quote>who else expected japan before clicking this?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DaemMkIV7 08/03/18 3:05:09 PM #36:	slimfizzle2 posted... DaemMkIV7 posted... I'm waiting for the day these things get used for porn. I don't know what porn your watching but I've seen plenty of vagina being used for porn Think of the kinky stuff they'll do with the pussy beer. --- "I'll send in detectives! I'll send in police! I'll send in EVERYTHING IN MY POWER!!!" <cite>DaemMkIV7 posted [p:906210742] in Vagina bee... [t:76866524]...</cite> <quote><cite>slimfizzle2 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DaemMkIV7 posted...</cite> <quote>I'm waiting for the day these things get used for porn.</quote> I don't know what porn your watching but I've seen plenty of vagina being used for porn</quote> Think of the kinky stuff they'll do with the pussy beer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lewis_Black 08/03/18 3:07:13 PM #37:	That sounds about as disgusting as those women who made pastries using their menstral blood. --- Moderating me is an attack on Jewish people. You are not an antisemite, are you? <cite>Lewis_Black posted [p:906210833] in Vagina bee... [t:76866524]...</cite> <quote>That sounds about as disgusting as those women who made pastries using their menstral blood.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vyrulisse 08/03/18 3:08:20 PM #38:	This is probably like those phone sex ads where you'd see super hot girls but it was really Large Marge on the phone. --- https://imgur.com/6VeX04D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7Gkh_9hyi8 <cite>Vyrulisse posted [p:906210885] in Vagina bee... [t:76866524]...</cite> <quote>This is probably like those phone sex ads where you'd see super hot girls but it was really Large Marge on the phone.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkman124 08/03/18 3:10:32 PM #39:	what a stupid marketing gimmick lactic acid is lactic acid. you can buy grains with it sprayed on. it doesnt really matter where it came from. similarly, the bacteria that produces it is cultivated frequently for brewers' use, and separated from everything else it's just a non-harmful bacteria that consumes sugars during early (or late) fermentation stages to produce a mildly tart beer in the berlinner weisse style while the primary yeast does the rest. --- And when the hourglass has run out, eternity asks you about only one thing: whether you have lived in despair or not. <cite>Darkman124 posted [p:906210990] in Vagina bee... [t:76866524]...</cite> <quote>what a stupid marketing gimmick lactic acid is lactic acid. you can buy grains with it sprayed on. it doesnt really matter where it came from. similarly, the bacteria that produces it is cultivated frequently for brewers' use, and separated from everything else it's just a non-harmful bacteria that consumes sugars during early (or late) fermentation stages to produce a mildly tart beer in the berlinner weisse style while the primary yeast does the rest.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThanksUglyGod 08/03/18 3:14:10 PM #40:	"Please don't be Japan..." opens topic "Poland? That's...huh." <cite>ThanksUglyGod posted [p:906211162] in Vagina bee... [t:76866524]...</cite> <quote>"Please don't be Japan..." opens topic "Poland? That's...huh."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tappor 08/03/18 3:14:56 PM #41:	Yummy! --- *Still, Move Forward!* <cite>Tappor posted [p:906211199] in Vagina bee... [t:76866524]...</cite> <quote>Yummy!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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