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frozenshock
07/31/18 1:31:14 PM
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She asked me to go to the grocery to buy her parsley, kale and bananas.

Apparently, I brought coriander, salad and plantains >_>
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DragonGirlYuki
07/31/18 1:33:49 PM
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Lol
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ProfessorKukui
07/31/18 1:34:25 PM
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_IceSikle
07/31/18 1:40:20 PM
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O_o

Tbf she did raise you.
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Cleo_II
07/31/18 1:40:43 PM
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This is exactly why I dont send my husband to the grocery store anymore
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SSJ2GrimReaper
07/31/18 1:42:41 PM
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Cleo_II posted...
This is exactly why I dont send my husband to the grocery store anymore

Do you think he did it on purpose to get out of having to go grocery shopping
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_IceSikle
07/31/18 1:43:40 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
Cleo_II posted...
This is exactly why I dont send my husband to the grocery store anymore

Do you think he did it on purpose to get out of having to go grocery shopping

Sexist but I like the idea of the mind game.
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KamenRiderBlade
07/31/18 1:45:32 PM
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_IceSikle posted...
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
Cleo_II posted...
This is exactly why I dont send my husband to the grocery store anymore

Do you think he did it on purpose to get out of having to go grocery shopping

Sexist but I like the idea of the mind game.
Or he could actually be incompetent when it comes to basics.

How hard is it to read a sign and match it to your shopping list item?
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Corman321
07/31/18 1:46:40 PM
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To be fair, what kind of a cuck would be buying parsley and kale
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JMPzero
07/31/18 1:48:14 PM
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_IceSikle
07/31/18 1:49:04 PM
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KamenRiderBlade posted...
_IceSikle posted...
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
Cleo_II posted...
This is exactly why I dont send my husband to the grocery store anymore

Do you think he did it on purpose to get out of having to go grocery shopping

Sexist but I like the idea of the mind game.
Or he could actually be incompetent when it comes to basics.

How hard is it to read a sign and match it to your shopping list item?

She married a moron then?

Corman321 posted...
To be fair, what kind of a cuck would be buying parsley and kale

Grocery shopping now makes you a cuck? Please explain that logic.
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KamenRiderBlade
07/31/18 1:50:34 PM
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_IceSikle posted...
She married a moron then?
Some people can be smart in one area and a complete fool in another.

It does happen.
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_IceSikle
07/31/18 1:53:51 PM
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KamenRiderBlade posted...
_IceSikle posted...
She married a moron then?
Some people can be smart in one area and a complete fool in another.

It does happen.

True...but to be so bad at something so simple...
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Corman321
07/31/18 1:58:02 PM
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_IceSikle posted...
Grocery shopping now makes you a cuck? Please explain that logic.


Please explain your lack of logic. I didn't say anything about grocery shopping. I said eating kale makes you a cuck.
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PiOverlord
07/31/18 1:59:17 PM
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_IceSikle posted...
KamenRiderBlade posted...
_IceSikle posted...
She married a moron then?
Some people can be smart in one area and a complete fool in another.

It does happen.

True...but to be so bad at something so simple...

I'm pretty bad at a lot of simple things.
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El Mexicano Texano
07/31/18 1:59:43 PM
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How hard is it to read? Every grocery store I've gone too has labels
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_IceSikle
07/31/18 1:59:51 PM
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Corman321 posted...
what kind of a cuck would be buying parsley and kale

Yes...clearly my lack of reading comprehension.
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Cleo_II
07/31/18 2:02:39 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
Cleo_II posted...
This is exactly why I dont send my husband to the grocery store anymore

Do you think he did it on purpose to get out of having to go grocery shopping

Nope. Hes just not patient for it. And he doesnt know a lot of ingredients I ask for. For example, he had no idea what Panko breadcrumbs were. And he doesnt have the patience to look for it. Forget asking me where it is or looking up a picture. If he doesnt see it right away, hes not getting it. Period.

I once asked him to get me vanilla yogurt. He came home with no yogurt. I asked why. Apparently I wasnt specific enough on what brand I wanted.

Hes not stupid. Hes an engineer. Theyre a special sort lol
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Corman321
07/31/18 2:14:03 PM
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_IceSikle posted...
Corman321 posted...
what kind of a cuck would be buying parsley and kale

Yes...clearly my lack of reading comprehension.


Yeah, clearly.
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_IceSikle
07/31/18 2:17:02 PM
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XD
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KamenRiderBlade
07/31/18 2:18:02 PM
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Cleo_II posted...
Nope. Hes just not patient for it. And he doesnt know a lot of ingredients I ask for. For example, he had no idea what Panko breadcrumbs were. And he doesnt have the patience to look for it. Forget asking me where it is or looking up a picture. If he doesnt see it right away, hes not getting it. Period.

I once asked him to get me vanilla yogurt. He came home with no yogurt. I asked why. Apparently I wasnt specific enough on what brand I wanted.

Hes not stupid. Hes an engineer. Theyre a special sort lol
You really need to train him on these basics like shopping. Kind of like training a dog! You got to break him in on shopping for groceries.
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PiOverlord
07/31/18 3:08:43 PM
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KamenRiderBlade posted...
Cleo_II posted...
Nope. Hes just not patient for it. And he doesnt know a lot of ingredients I ask for. For example, he had no idea what Panko breadcrumbs were. And he doesnt have the patience to look for it. Forget asking me where it is or looking up a picture. If he doesnt see it right away, hes not getting it. Period.

I once asked him to get me vanilla yogurt. He came home with no yogurt. I asked why. Apparently I wasnt specific enough on what brand I wanted.

Hes not stupid. Hes an engineer. Theyre a special sort lol
You really need to train him on these basics like shopping. Kind of like training a dog! You got to break him in on shopping for groceries.

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Cleo_II
07/31/18 3:20:30 PM
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KamenRiderBlade posted...
Cleo_II posted...
Nope. Hes just not patient for it. And he doesnt know a lot of ingredients I ask for. For example, he had no idea what Panko breadcrumbs were. And he doesnt have the patience to look for it. Forget asking me where it is or looking up a picture. If he doesnt see it right away, hes not getting it. Period.

I once asked him to get me vanilla yogurt. He came home with no yogurt. I asked why. Apparently I wasnt specific enough on what brand I wanted.

Hes not stupid. Hes an engineer. Theyre a special sort lol
You really need to train him on these basics like shopping. Kind of like training a dog! You got to break him in on shopping for groceries.


Its been almost 8 years, its not happening lol. I can send him to the store for simple things like milk and eggs. Thats about it. He gets in a total mood if I ask for anything that isnt common to him. Its not worth the headache
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tamashiini
07/31/18 3:34:26 PM
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_IceSikle posted...
KamenRiderBlade posted...
_IceSikle posted...
She married a moron then?
Some people can be smart in one area and a complete fool in another.

It does happen.

True...but to be so bad at something so simple...


My department head had a PhD in physical chemistry and legit did not know the difference between a heart and a kidney.
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KamenRiderBlade
07/31/18 3:41:12 PM
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tamashiini posted...
_IceSikle posted...
KamenRiderBlade posted...
_IceSikle posted...
She married a moron then?
Some people can be smart in one area and a complete fool in another.

It does happen.

True...but to be so bad at something so simple...


My department head had a PhD in physical chemistry and legit did not know the difference between a heart and a kidney.
You know those old stereo types of Scientists who are super smart but can't tie their own shoe laces?

Yeah, that stereo type exists for a very good reason.
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KamenRiderBlade
07/31/18 3:43:25 PM
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Cleo_II posted...
Its been almost 8 years, its not happening lol. I can send him to the store for simple things like milk and eggs. Thats about it. He gets in a total mood if I ask for anything that isnt common to him. Its not worth the headache
-_-

My mom spent the better part of 30+ years training my dad to be a safer driver.

It worked in the end, but it takes a constant berating from her to get him to slowly change over time.

I think you can slowly convert your hubbie to be a shopper.

My dad was the same way when my folks got married.

It takes the wife many years of "Training", but it does work over time.

Think of him like a long term project for you to mold.

If you give up on "Training" him, yeah he'll never change; but if you plug away at it, he'll eventually shape up to the man that you want him to be.
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frozenshock
07/31/18 3:52:10 PM
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KamenRiderBlade posted...
Cleo_II posted...
Its been almost 8 years, its not happening lol. I can send him to the store for simple things like milk and eggs. Thats about it. He gets in a total mood if I ask for anything that isnt common to him. Its not worth the headache
-_-

My mom spent the better part of 30+ years training my dad to be a safer driver.

It worked in the end, but it takes a constant berating from her to get him to slowly change over time.

I think you can slowly convert your hubbie to be a shopper.

My dad was the same way when my folks got married.

It takes the wife many years of "Training", but it does work over time.

Think of him like a long term project for you to mold.

If you give up on "Training" him, yeah he'll never change; but if you plug away at it, he'll eventually shape up to the man that you want him to be.


She's a dud, she's a fucking nightmare. I need a girl that I can train.
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KamenRiderBlade
07/31/18 3:53:21 PM
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frozenshock posted...
She's a dud, she's a fucking nightmare. I need a girl that I can train.
Well, she's going to try to train you first TC.

Are you ready to be trained / tamed / reshaped / repurposed?
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Cleo_II
07/31/18 3:55:29 PM
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KamenRiderBlade posted...
Cleo_II posted...
Its been almost 8 years, its not happening lol. I can send him to the store for simple things like milk and eggs. Thats about it. He gets in a total mood if I ask for anything that isnt common to him. Its not worth the headache
-_-

My mom spent the better part of 30+ years training my dad to be a safer driver.

It worked in the end, but it takes a constant berating from her to get him to slowly change over time.

I think you can slowly convert your hubbie to be a shopper.

My dad was the same way when my folks got married.

It takes the wife many years of "Training", but it does work over time.

Think of him like a long term project for you to mold.

If you give up on "Training" him, yeah he'll never change; but if you plug away at it, he'll eventually shape up to the man that you want him to be.

I prefer just accepting that we each have our individual strengths and weaknesses.

For example, hes incredibly handy around the house. He can fix pretty much anything, including car related stuff. He also sets up all the IT and fixes any issues we get. Im not good at any of that and he accepts that about me. He doesnt ask me to watch videos on how to repair stuff. He just does it.

He also mows the lawn and takes out the trash. I have no desire to do any of that. But I do my part, like cooking and groceries since hes pretty much useless when it comes to those things.

I dont think its wise to treat people as projects. It leads to years of resentment imo
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
07/31/18 3:56:03 PM
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Cleo_II posted...
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
Cleo_II posted...
This is exactly why I dont send my husband to the grocery store anymore

Do you think he did it on purpose to get out of having to go grocery shopping

Nope. Hes just not patient for it. And he doesnt know a lot of ingredients I ask for. For example, he had no idea what Panko breadcrumbs were. And he doesnt have the patience to look for it. Forget asking me where it is or looking up a picture. If he doesnt see it right away, hes not getting it. Period.

I once asked him to get me vanilla yogurt. He came home with no yogurt. I asked why. Apparently I wasnt specific enough on what brand I wanted.

Hes not stupid. Hes an engineer. Theyre a special sort lol

If he's an engineer, you need to be exacting. "1 six-pack of Dannon vanilla yogurt. If Dannon is not available, Breyers or Yoplait are acceptable alternatives."
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KamenRiderBlade
07/31/18 3:56:58 PM
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Cleo_II posted...
I dont think its wise to treat people as projects. It leads to years of resentment imo
Up to you. I'm just saying that there are multiple ways for marriages to work, if you're ok with your hubbie not being able to do something as basic as "Get the groceries", so be it.
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KamenRiderBlade
07/31/18 3:58:00 PM
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...
If he's an engineer, you need to be exacting. "1 six-pack of Dannon vanilla yogurt. If Dannon is not available, Breyers or Yoplait are acceptable alternatives."
The man isn't a living machine for her to input software codes / conditions!
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
07/31/18 4:00:19 PM
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KamenRiderBlade posted...
DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...
If he's an engineer, you need to be exacting. "1 six-pack of Dannon vanilla yogurt. If Dannon is not available, Breyers or Yoplait are acceptable alternatives."
The man isn't a living machine for her to input software codes / conditions!

Have you ever known an engineer? They tend to be very precise. To their mind, not getting any yogurt is preferable to possibly getting the wrong kind.
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KamenRiderBlade
07/31/18 4:01:55 PM
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...
Have you ever known an engineer? They tend to be very precise. To their mind, not getting any yogurt is preferable to possibly getting the wrong kind.
Yeah, I am an engineer. Many of my friends are engineers. Most of us don't have that issue when it comes to basic shopping.
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SSJCAT
07/31/18 4:02:50 PM
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whats up with these stubborn dudes who wont learn how to buy some food lol
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Cleo_II
07/31/18 4:03:14 PM
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...

If he's an engineer, you need to be exacting. "1 six-pack of Dannon vanilla yogurt. If Dannon is not available, Breyers or Yoplait are acceptable alternatives."

Lmao pretty much exactly that. I have to give him specific quantities, brands, weights, etc. I cant just put cilantro on a list, I need to specify 1 bunch of cilantro. Its too much of a pain so I just do it myself

KamenRiderBlade posted...
Cleo_II posted...
I dont think its wise to treat people as projects. It leads to years of resentment imo
Up to you. I'm just saying that there are multiple ways for marriages to work, if you're ok with your hubbie not being able to do something as basic as "Get the groceries", so be it.


Hes ok with me not doing something as basic as mow the lawn, or take out the trash so yeah Im ok with it.

I think I can count on one hand the number of times Ive taken out the trash since we moved in together lol
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
07/31/18 4:05:08 PM
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KamenRiderBlade posted...
DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...
Have you ever known an engineer? They tend to be very precise. To their mind, not getting any yogurt is preferable to possibly getting the wrong kind.
Yeah, I am an engineer. Many of my friends are engineers. Most of us don't have that issue when it comes to basic shopping.

If I offended you, I sincerely apologize. But every single engineer I've known has been like a cast member from Dilbert. ^_^
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KamenRiderBlade
07/31/18 4:06:25 PM
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Cleo_II posted...
Hes ok with me not doing something as basic as mow the lawn, or take out the trash so yeah Im ok with it.

I think I can count on one hand the number of times Ive taken out the trash since we moved in together lol
You should probably get a robotic lawn mower by this point.

They have Roomba equivalents for mowing lawn.

And sadly there is no robot for "Taking out the Trash", but since he's your personal robot ^_-, that solves that problem.
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KamenRiderBlade
07/31/18 4:07:37 PM
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...
If I offended you, I sincerely apologize. But every single engineer I've known has been like a cast member from Dilbert. ^_^
-_-

What a bunch of Stereo-Typical Engineers.

We don't need to perpetuate that "Stereo-Type" and they're full filling it by being who they are and not being able to handle such a simple task.
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