Current Events > Is anyone going to watch the roast of Bruce Willis?

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au_gold
07/29/18 9:33:00 PM
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Ever since Die Hard 5 and the new Death Wish, Im convinced Bruce Willis is the laziest actor working today. It should be fun watching people tear him to shreds.
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Megaman50100
07/29/18 9:36:33 PM
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only available on Comedy Central?
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FortuneCookie
07/29/18 9:38:20 PM
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Only if it involves terrorists finally catching John McClane and using a flamethrower against him.

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au_gold
07/29/18 9:40:00 PM
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Its airing on multiple channels. MTV, BET, etc.
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au_gold
07/29/18 9:55:22 PM
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T-minus 5 minutes.
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au_gold
07/29/18 10:02:07 PM
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Starting with a Pulp Fiction reference. Nice.
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au_gold
07/29/18 11:21:34 PM
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His daughters are hot.
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TheSextMachine
07/29/18 11:30:46 PM
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Demi can still get it.
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TheDarkCircle
07/29/18 11:32:02 PM
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no need, he roasted himself pretty well the last 10 years of his career
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TheoryzC
07/29/18 11:32:17 PM
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Is Kevin Smith there?
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Anime_Killer17
07/29/18 11:33:22 PM
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He's legit emotional with Demi there
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au_gold
07/29/18 11:39:09 PM
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Did he really turn down Oceans 11 for a music career?
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SH_expert44
07/29/18 11:43:36 PM
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what was wrong with Death Wish?
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au_gold
07/29/18 11:49:46 PM
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It was a shitty cash-grab remake and Bruce sleepwalked through the whole thing.

Jeff Ross killed it.
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