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ssj3vegeta
07/28/18 11:38:26 PM
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deal or no deal? - Results (11 votes)
no deal
27.27% (3 votes)
3
deal
72.73% (8 votes)
8
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FaultyGourry
07/28/18 11:40:16 PM
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lol @ that dude noticing he almost touches her chest and pulls his arm back so quick you'd think he almost touched a hot stove.
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Corman321
07/28/18 11:43:21 PM
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It's such an unfair advantage that the man has to worry about avoiding the chestial region
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Biofighter55
07/28/18 11:44:20 PM
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What happens if I lose?
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CiIantro
07/28/18 11:44:36 PM
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Oh look, another topic from CE's #1 creep. Are you even capable of making a topic about anything else?
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NeonOctopus
07/28/18 11:44:49 PM
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PiOverlord
07/28/18 11:45:37 PM
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I wouldn't beat her because the concept of sex slave is very...disturbing. Yikes Vegy.
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NOM
07/28/18 11:45:47 PM
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I've got like 250lbs on her, I'd just pick her up and powerbomb her.
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ssj3vegeta
07/28/18 11:46:01 PM
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Biofighter55 posted...
What happens if I lose?

Nothing, you never see her ever again
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Biofighter55
07/28/18 11:46:52 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
Biofighter55 posted...
What happens if I lose?

Nothing, you never see her ever again


Damn you vegy xc
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Questionmarktarius
07/28/18 11:47:54 PM
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Didn't Andy Kaufman try this already?
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Bad_Mojo
07/28/18 11:48:18 PM
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Deal

Scott Norton taught me the trick to win against most people
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Vegy
07/29/18 11:20:13 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
He should've just grabbed that chest and blame it on the heat of the moment lol

I'm sure she's used to it by now tbh
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_Goggalor_
07/29/18 11:22:15 AM
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NOM posted...
I've got like 250lbs on her, I'd just pick her up and powerbomb her.


No. No you wouldn't. That's Mackenzie Dern and she would kill you.
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deupd_u
07/29/18 11:24:42 AM
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Corman321 posted...
It's such an unfair advantage that the man has to worry about avoiding the chestial region

I'll slap a bitch's titties around, IDGAF.

NOM posted...
I've got like 250lbs on her, I'd just pick her up and powerbomb her.

Bragging about obesity
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SauI_Goodman
07/29/18 11:35:15 AM
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NOM posted...
I've got like 250lbs on her, I'd just pick her up and powerbomb her.


That's what Den Severn thought he'd do to Royce Gracie.

Anyways, Dern has this weird thing going on where she's pretending like she doesn't speak English.

Here she is "needing" a translator and speaking English with an accent just a couple months ago:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSbLqnEkud0" data-time="


Here she is speaking perfect English with no accent before the first video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Npfa4i8ws5M" data-time="&start=2


Still hot, though.
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TheSextMachine
07/29/18 12:07:11 PM
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Would it be a regular wrestling match or more like Ultimate Surrender where we have to strip each other down and make the other person orgasm?
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Mr_Biscuit
07/29/18 12:10:51 PM
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TheSextMachine posted...
Would it be a regular wrestling match or more like Ultimate Surrender where we have to strip each other down and make the other person orgasm?

Lol those videos are weird af
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FortuneCookie
07/29/18 12:11:52 PM
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If I tap out, does she make me her sex slave?

<_<;
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Christian RULES
07/29/18 12:13:00 PM
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It will take just one RKO
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Squall28
07/29/18 12:16:21 PM
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FaultyGourry posted...
lol @ that dude noticing he almost touches her chest and pulls his arm back so quick you'd think he almost touched a hot stove.


He's posturing up because she's going for a triangle. And girls legit don't care if you touch them during rolling. I've been all up in their crotches all the the time, and have touched their chest in order to maintain posture. As long as you aren't a creep about it, they don't care. They get it's part of the game.
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TheSextMachine
07/29/18 12:27:54 PM
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Mr_Biscuit posted...

Lol those videos are weird af

It is just sex wrestling.
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CanuckCowboy
07/29/18 12:31:46 PM
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Wrestling and bjj are totally different so....
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Muffinz0rz
07/29/18 12:34:35 PM
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Can I intentionally lose / not play and become her sex slave instead?
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CanuckCowboy
07/29/18 12:38:39 PM
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_Goggalor_ posted...
NOM posted...
I've got like 250lbs on her, I'd just pick her up and powerbomb her.


No. No you wouldn't. That's Mackenzie Dern and she would kill you.


Also i don't think buddy is walking around at 315lbs or so.
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Vegy
07/29/18 12:42:45 PM
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TheSextMachine posted...
Would it be a regular wrestling match or more like Ultimate Surrender where we have to strip each other down and make the other person orgasm?

I encountered dose last night, it was great

FortuneCookie posted...
If I tap out, does she make me her sex slave?

<_<;

No
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NOM
07/29/18 2:05:46 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
_Goggalor_ posted...
NOM posted...
I've got like 250lbs on her, I'd just pick her up and powerbomb her.


No. No you wouldn't. That's Mackenzie Dern and she would kill you.


Also i don't think buddy is walking around at 315lbs or so.

I'm actually 340lbs and I get around really well for a super obese guy. I run(not very fast! lol) I'm pretty agile and I used to backyard wrestle.

If I just fell on her she'd probably break something and I'd win.

(I'm losing weight btw. Not proud of being a fat fuck by any means!)
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smoliske
07/29/18 2:22:12 PM
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imagine if you ran a mile a day for the last 5000 days instead of posting on gamefaqs
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TheSextMachine
07/29/18 2:37:47 PM
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Vegy posted...

I encountered dose last night, it was great

They are. I have been trying to get my girlfriend to try sex wrestling but she really has no wrestling skills and I am not a small dude so it tends to be one sided.
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V-E-G-Y-
07/29/18 10:37:35 PM
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SauI_Goodman
07/29/18 10:39:18 PM
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smoliske posted...
imagine if you ran a mile a day for the last 5000 days instead of posting on gamefaqs


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ssj3vegeta
07/31/18 8:47:14 PM
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Zodd3224
07/31/18 8:50:29 PM
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There is no downside to at least giving it a try
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ssj3vegeta
07/31/18 8:54:53 PM
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Zodd3224
07/31/18 8:58:02 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
You may get hurt


Zodd3224 posted...
There is no downside to at least giving it a try

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soulunison2
07/31/18 8:58:33 PM
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I dont understand how people find dern attractive
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soulunison2
07/31/18 8:59:12 PM
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NOM posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
_Goggalor_ posted...
NOM posted...
I've got like 250lbs on her, I'd just pick her up and powerbomb her.


No. No you wouldn't. That's Mackenzie Dern and she would kill you.


Also i don't think buddy is walking around at 315lbs or so.

I'm actually 340lbs and I get around really well for a super obese guy. I run(not very fast! lol) I'm pretty agile and I used to backyard wrestle.

If I just fell on her she'd probably break something and I'd win.

(I'm losing weight btw. Not proud of being a fat fuck by any means!)


Nah man, elevator sweep is literally the answer to that
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gguirao
07/31/18 11:26:07 PM
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PiOverlord posted...
I wouldn't beat her because the concept of sex slave is very...disturbing. Yikes Vegy..

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SauI_Goodman
07/31/18 11:29:01 PM
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soulunison2 posted...
I dont understand how people find dern attractive


Maybe not during a fight when her hair is all braided up, but what's not to like?

https://www.paystopost.com/imgs/mackenzie_dern_6.jpg
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soulunison2
07/31/18 11:30:08 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
soulunison2 posted...
I dont understand how people find dern attractive


Maybe not during a fight when her hair is all braided up, but what's not to like?

https://www.paystopost.com/imgs/mackenzie_dern_6.jpg


Like I do BJJ and shes the poster girl for hot BJJ girls and I dont see it
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SauI_Goodman
07/31/18 11:31:42 PM
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soulunison2 posted...
SauI_Goodman posted...
soulunison2 posted...
I dont understand how people find dern attractive


Maybe not during a fight when her hair is all braided up, but what's not to like?

https://www.paystopost.com/imgs/mackenzie_dern_6.jpg


Like I do BJJ and shes the poster girl for hot BJJ girls and I dont see it


What about Kyra Gracie?
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