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Blue_Inigo
07/22/18 5:57:05 PM
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Those Trojans were dumb lol. They thought with their dicks
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furb
07/22/18 5:58:47 PM
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Imagine judging a devine beauty pageant and picking Aphrodite
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ThePrinceFish
07/22/18 5:59:42 PM
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If I was a Trojan soldier, I'd have been pretty pissed off that I was being asked to die so that my prince could get his dick wet.
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__aCEr__
07/22/18 5:59:51 PM
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What the hell am I gonna do with a giant wooden horse?
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Rad_Chad
07/22/18 6:00:48 PM
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seems fair to me bro
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Blue_Inigo
07/22/18 6:01:22 PM
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I bet Helen wasnt even that hot. Probably had a flat ass
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Micah_93
07/22/18 6:04:43 PM
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Helen wasn't even worth it.

That dumb ho.
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Skye Reynolds
07/22/18 6:08:33 PM
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furb posted...
Imagine judging a devine beauty pageant and picking Aphrodite


Who wouldn't choose her? <_<
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Blue_Inigo
07/22/18 9:34:49 PM
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Imagine judging a devine beauty pageant and picking Aphrodite

Whats the problem
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