Current Events > Your reaction: A cute girl asks you to open her bag of Doritos for her
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UnfairRepresent 07/20/18 4:24:55 PM #1: |
You're walking down the street one day when you see a cute foreign girl struggling to open a packet of Doritos.
After a few attempts she looks at you and says "Excuse me. I'm sorry to bother you but could you open this for me?"  What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mist_Turnips 07/20/18 4:25:50 PM #2: |
Punch the bag for no apparent reason
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TeaMilk 07/20/18 4:29:06 PM #3: |
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bobtuse 07/20/18 4:31:15 PM #4: |
TeaMilk posted...
what flavor are they This guy asking the real questions --- . ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SpiralDrift 07/20/18 4:32:43 PM #5: |
I take the bag, flip it over and start reading the ingredients. About halfway through I make a disgusted look as if taken aback by something awful, then I open it and hand it to her. I shake my head and walk away.
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LinksLiege 07/21/18 9:14:22 PM #6: |
*open bag*
*eat chip in front of her* "W-what are you doing...?" "You didn't earn these." *leave with bag* --- This is LinksLiege's signature. It is fantastic. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 07/22/18 4:10:53 AM #7: |
SpiralDrift posted...
I take the bag, flip it over and start reading the ingredients. About halfway through I make a disgusted look as if taken aback by something awful, then I open it and hand it to her. I shake my head and walk away. She'd just think you were a vegan --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Prestoff 07/22/18 4:17:09 AM #8: |
Help open the bag for her...
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catboy0_0 07/22/18 4:18:09 AM #9: |
"I bet that's not all I'll be opening if you know what I mean ;)"
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OwlRammer 07/22/18 4:18:22 AM #10: |
First I open the bag for her, then I open myself up to her, girls like it when a guy does that on the first meeting
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Panthera 07/22/18 4:22:45 AM #11: |
I would open the bag while doing my best impression of a guy straining to take a huge dump
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SailorGoon 07/22/18 4:23:53 AM #12: |
I'd open them and offer her some of my Mountain Dew Citrus Cherry Game Fuel
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Lathissamus 07/22/18 4:24:42 AM #13: |
I don't really know what kind of reaction I'm supposed to be having. I'd probably open the bag, make a little small talk, then continue on with my day.
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Authentic_fan 07/22/18 4:27:51 AM #14: |
I would open it with my mouth and then tell her if her hand touches that part of the bag and then she touches her mouth it'll be like we kissed
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MabusIncarnate 07/22/18 4:29:36 AM #15: |
I'd rip that shit open with my teeth and spill half of it on the ground, tilt my head back and howl like a fuckin' werewolf.
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Zack_Attackv1 07/22/18 4:48:19 AM #16: |
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UnfairRepresent 07/23/18 3:11:15 PM #17: |
Lathissamus posted...
I don't really know what kind of reaction I'm supposed to be having. There is no correct answer --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Orthopox12 07/23/18 3:14:14 PM #18: |
Id prob help her if it wasnt a major inconvenience to me like if I was carrying furniture or something.
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