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catboy0_0
07/20/18 10:59:12 AM
#1:


don't make me call the cops
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Irony
07/20/18 11:00:41 AM
#2:


I damaged my wall with a sword trying to kill a fly a while back.
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kingdrake2
07/20/18 11:03:09 AM
#3:


we are all the cops and we're not coming to get you.
i'm too tired to deal with this :(.
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Squall28
07/20/18 11:03:53 AM
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Poor little guy is just hungry. Take off your shirt.
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catboy0_0
07/20/18 11:04:08 AM
#5:


it's okay. I'm content with the current situation atm
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kingdrake2
07/20/18 11:14:29 AM
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my dog is scared, guess i got set off a bit too much when thing's don't go my way

just wanted to take her out but i couldn't because my roommate didn't have the house key.
prefer to take her for a walk before it heats up and goes worse for my health.
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catboy0_0
07/20/18 11:16:09 AM
#7:


Squall28 posted...
Poor little guy is just hungry. Take off your shirt.

I'm topless and it keeps touching me and shit. Well it stopped now and I don't know where it is
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slimfizzle2
07/20/18 11:18:02 AM
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catboy0_0 posted...
I'm topless

*shudders*
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Dr_Agon
07/20/18 11:21:43 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH9tYT_jk3M" data-time="

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catboy0_0
07/20/18 11:25:15 AM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
I'm topless

*shudders*

it's not like anyone can see...
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HiddenLurker
07/20/18 11:25:32 AM
#11:


Dude get a fly swatter for a buck at a dollar store.
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catboy0_0
07/20/18 11:42:29 AM
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HiddenLurker posted...
Dude get a fly swatter for a buck at a dollar store.

a fly swatter wouldn't have helped. I was in my den laying on couch lights off. I'm in my bed now tho so it matters not topic over
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Bloodychess
07/20/18 11:43:44 AM
#13:


catboy0_0 posted...
don't make me call the cops

"Hello 911 what's your emergency"
"There's a black fly harassing me"
"We'll be right there"
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catboy0_0
07/20/18 11:44:25 AM
#14:


*chuckles*
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