Current Events > What if Bongo Bongo, the Ocarina of Time boss of the Shadow Temple was a hippy?

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https://www.zeldadungeon.net/dark_days_in_hyrule_the_bloody_origin_of_bongo-bongo/

Where most theorists would leave it off at the idea that Bongo Bongo was simply a criminal of some sort tortured and killed by the Sheikah during a war in Hyrules past, content to simply listen to common sense and all bounds of logic, I prefer to take that extra step and add a bit of a kick to theorists collective complacent ass (no offense to theorists at large I love you, but we could use a good ass-kicking here and there).

Bongo Bongo, as already discussed, is known for his bongo.

Now, why would a war criminal be playing a bongo? That doesnt exactly sound like the activity of an insanely violent man. In fact, that sounds like the activity of a peace-loving beatnik. If so, why would the Hyrulean government have a hippie flower child tortured and killed? There is a possible answer, assuming my logic is flawless: that he was killed because he was advocating peace.

More in the article.

I really like this theory. While it may not be necessarily true, I actually hope it is. What do you think?

you mean he's not?

he is a flower child, just look at his head (?) eye... thingy
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Got too addicted to bongs.
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Sure, why not?
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according to Jack Chick drum beats are satanic and used to call up demons

that's why rock music is EVIL
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