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eggcorn
07/19/18 2:16:13 PM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
I also said I haven't "gotten any action in a while" which was probably way too forward.

lol whoops
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LedZeppelin
07/19/18 2:16:58 PM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
Where's all this limitless Chad dick I keep hearing about

of course, the saying goes that the average woman gets blasted with limitless chad dick, not all women. im sure you can understand what this implies.
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KamenRiderBlade
07/19/18 2:24:25 PM
#53:


LedZeppelin posted...
@Coffeebeanz posted...
Where's all this limitless Chad dick I keep hearing about

of course, the saying goes that the average woman gets blasted with limitless chad dick, not all women. im sure you can understand what this implies.
Them fightin' words!
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BignutzisBack
07/19/18 3:03:09 PM
#54:


LedZeppelin posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
Where's all this limitless Chad dick I keep hearing about

of course, the saying goes that the average woman gets blasted with limitless chad dick, not all women. im sure you can understand what this implies.


Stop fucking ruining my fantasy of Coffeebeanz looking like an Asian Mary Tyler Moore
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Coffeebeanz
07/19/18 3:52:30 PM
#55:


LedZeppelin posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
Where's all this limitless Chad dick I keep hearing about

of course, the saying goes that the average woman gets blasted with limitless chad dick, not all women. im sure you can understand what this implies.


Yeah but I'm a doctor so that's something right
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ImTheMacheteGuy
07/19/18 4:28:36 PM
#56:


Coffeebeanz posted...
LedZeppelin posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
Where's all this limitless Chad dick I keep hearing about

of course, the saying goes that the average woman gets blasted with limitless chad dick, not all women. i?m sure you can understand what this implies.


Yeah but I'm a doctor so that's something right


Maybe you should just try CE. I hear that @Vegy offers limitless chad dick services.
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anth0ny
07/19/18 4:30:18 PM
#57:


Coffeebeanz posted...
LedZeppelin posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
Where's all this limitless Chad dick I keep hearing about

of course, the saying goes that the average woman gets blasted with limitless chad dick, not all women. im sure you can understand what this implies.


Yeah but I'm a doctor so that's something right

come on just go out with me, love...
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anth0ny
07/19/18 4:30:36 PM
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a little bit of bi-polar never hurt anybody ;];];]
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ImTheMacheteGuy
07/19/18 4:31:12 PM
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anth0ny posted...
a little bit of bi-polar never hurt anybody ;];];]


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juicebox4
07/19/18 4:32:49 PM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
Admittedly, I also said I haven't "gotten any action in a while" which was probably way too forward.

Oh yes it was
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Carlbertomfg
07/19/18 4:39:00 PM
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Nothing is sexier than an established woman who knows what she wants. Lettin' me you you're lookin' for action is a sure shot way into a pleasant evening.
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Coffeebeanz
07/19/18 4:59:17 PM
#62:


Carlbertomfg posted...
Nothing is sexier than an established woman who knows what she wants. Lettin' me you you're lookin' for action is a sure shot way into a pleasant evening.


I also like it cage match-level rough with some fem-dom
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GbanyaGanja43
07/19/18 5:04:05 PM
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Im not sure if we can accurately judge what he meant without pics of TC tbh

Btw CE, 62 posts and not one person asking for pics, i am ashamed. This board is slipping
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vocedelmorte
07/19/18 5:08:05 PM
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Always happen to me
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Turtlebread
07/19/18 5:08:20 PM
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GbanyaGanja43 posted...
Im not sure if we can accurately judge what he meant without pics of TC tbh

Btw CE, 62 posts and not one person asking for pics, i am ashamed. This board is slipping


we all already know coffeebeanz will never post pics so we didnt ask
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GbanyaGanja43
07/19/18 5:10:14 PM
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Turtlebread posted...
GbanyaGanja43 posted...
Im not sure if we can accurately judge what he meant without pics of TC tbh

Btw CE, 62 posts and not one person asking for pics, i am ashamed. This board is slipping


we all already know coffeebeanz will never post pics so we didnt ask


You miss 100% of the shots you dont take, brother
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Carlbertomfg
07/19/18 5:10:24 PM
#67:


Coffeebeanz posted...
Carlbertomfg posted...
Nothing is sexier than an established woman who knows what she wants. Lettin' me you you're lookin' for action is a sure shot way into a pleasant evening.


I also like it cage match-level rough with some fem-dom

Don't you threaten me with a good time.
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DifferentialEquation
07/19/18 5:17:54 PM
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He's probably reporting you to HR for sexual harassment.
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Coffeebeanz
07/19/18 5:20:52 PM
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I made the mistake of posting a link to a profile with one of my pics on and someone similar to vegy plastered it everywhere until I got the mods involved. That's actually how CE found out I was female. Up to that point I played it incognito.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
07/19/18 6:03:16 PM
#70:


Coffeebeanz posted...
I made the mistake of posting a link to a profile with one of my pics on and someone similar to vegy plastered it everywhere until I got the mods involved. That's actually how CE found out I was female. Up to that point I played it incognito.


Was it hoth?
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BignutzisBack
07/19/18 6:34:11 PM
#71:


Coffeebeanz posted...
Carlbertomfg posted...
Nothing is sexier than an established woman who knows what she wants. Lettin' me you you're lookin' for action is a sure shot way into a pleasant evening.


I also like it cage match-level rough with some fem-dom


gotta flip that last word to sub and it would be perfect tbh
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LedZeppelin
07/19/18 7:27:44 PM
#72:


Coffeebeanz posted...
LedZeppelin posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
Where's all this limitless Chad dick I keep hearing about

of course, the saying goes that the average woman gets blasted with limitless chad dick, not all women. im sure you can understand what this implies.

Yeah but I'm a doctor so that's something right

thats true. you could always be a sugar momma
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KogaSteelfang
07/19/18 9:42:12 PM
#73:


Aye posted...
Dyinglegacy posted...
Maybe tap into that doctor side and cure one of these CEmen of their incelism.

Actually, don't do that. Probably a bad idea lol

Koga X Coffee

Even if she knew me in person, there's no way she'd go for that. It was nice to see it suggested though.
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ssj3vegeta_
07/19/18 9:46:51 PM
#74:


@ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
I made the mistake of posting a link to a profile with one of my pics on and someone similar to vegy plastered it everywhere until I got the mods involved. That's actually how CE found out I was female. Up to that point I played it incognito.


Was it hoth?

No one did that, you'd think everyone would have remembered something like dat happening lol
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Ivynn
07/19/18 9:47:32 PM
#75:


BignutzisBack posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
Carlbertomfg posted...
Nothing is sexier than an established woman who knows what she wants. Lettin' me you you're lookin' for action is a sure shot way into a pleasant evening.


I also like it cage match-level rough with some fem-dom


gotta flip that last word to sub and it would be perfect tbh


but it was already perfect
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DavidWong
07/19/18 9:49:30 PM
#76:


Here's the thing about men

When we say something, that's what we mean. There's no hidden message like when girls say things.

The problem is, girls are complex creatures and can't fathom the fact that men are so simple. But we really are. We are, when you get down to the crux of it, still cavemen. We beat our chest, flex our muscles, point and grunt at what we want.

You don't need to try and read through the lines or find a hidden message when we say things. We say exactly what we mean.

The dude doesn't want to sleep with you. There's no "try harder", "maybe he was nervous" hidden message. He does not want to sleep with you, period. Move on to the next one.
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Ivynn
07/19/18 9:54:42 PM
#77:


DavidWong posted...
Here's the thing about men

When we say something, that's what we mean. There's no hidden message like when girls say things.

The problem is, girls are complex creatures and can't fathom the fact that men are so simple. But we really are. We are, when you get down to the crux of it, still cavemen. We beat our chest, flex our muscles, point and grunt at what we want.

You don't need to try and read through the lines or find a hidden message when we say things. We say exactly what we mean.

The dude doesn't want to sleep with you. There's no "try harder", "maybe he was nervous" hidden message. He does not want to sleep with you, period. Move on to the next one.


I mean...in general you are right, but like posted earlier, it's also possible he thought "is she saying she's DTF? Cool! Wait, what if this is a joke?" But from the sounds of him being a "Chad" he's probably more confidant and genuinely not interested.
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Returning_CEmen
07/19/18 9:58:41 PM
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The average girl is unfuckable. Meanwhile the average guy gets limitless Rachel gash.
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Coffeebeanz
07/19/18 10:09:26 PM
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Men seem to have kind of a double standard when it comes to being open about sexual promiscuity. I like sex and I really don't care who it's from as long as it's good. I don't understand why I have to be ashamed of what I like.
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Le__seul_dieu__
07/19/18 10:10:51 PM
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well maybe he's not out of the closet yet
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TomNook20
07/19/18 10:11:48 PM
#82:


If he's normal and has no problem getting laid then it just means he's not into you. Too bad.

If he's foreveraIone then he probably just says stupid shit like that which is ehy he's foreveraIone.
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Ruvan22
07/19/18 10:19:03 PM
#83:


BignutzisBack posted...
LedZeppelin posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
Where's all this limitless Chad dick I keep hearing about

of course, the saying goes that the average woman gets blasted with limitless chad dick, not all women. im sure you can understand what this implies.


Stop fucking ruining my fantasy of Coffeebeanz looking like an Asian Mary Tyler Moore


Ehhh... Mary Tyler Moore is dead.. is this some necrophilia fetish?
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Coffeebeanz
07/19/18 10:20:26 PM
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I don't mean to suddenly turn this into a feminist rant but I really feel like we need to let women be proud of our sexuality in a way that men can. I went thorough high school known as a "loose girl" and it really bugged me. The reality is that I asked a lot more guys than I actually got, but still, why can't girls be players too?
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A Novel Idea
07/19/18 10:21:06 PM
#85:


Both of you sound awkward.
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Darkman124
07/19/18 10:37:42 PM
#86:


Coffeebeanz posted...
why can't girls be players too?


because most mens' sexuality is not celebrated; the only reason players are praised is because average men struggle to find a sexual partner, and because you are comparing yourself to the most attractive/charismatic subset of men.

in short: same reason most men can't be players too.
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BlameAnesthesia
07/19/18 10:41:24 PM
#87:


It might just be the resident-attending dynamic tbh. I wouldn't generalize this.

Coffeebeanz posted...
The reality is that I asked a lot more guys than I actually got, but still, why can't girls be players too?


The players play the numbers game as well. It seems like some men are really successful with women, but the reality is they don't get tripped up by the numerous rejections either. They just shrug it off and move on, not taking it personally.

Some might find it distasteful and label you a slut. Fuck them (metaphorically, but also literally). They're prude little bitches. You're a woman who knows what she wants and that should be embraced. Plenty out there who would value and/or respect that.
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awesome999
07/19/18 10:44:52 PM
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The average man is unfuckable

The average woman gets blasted with limitless Chad dick
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treewojima
07/19/18 10:46:33 PM
#89:


i wish i still had my sex drive, it has basically vanished at this point
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matteus70
07/19/18 10:49:23 PM
#90:


Darkman124 posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
Where's all this limitless Chad dick I keep hearing about


this is almost sig worthy

also sorry for your loss

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KamenRiderBlade
07/20/18 1:43:29 AM
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@Coffeebeanz posted...
Men seem to have kind of a double standard when it comes to being open about sexual promiscuity. I like sex and I really don't care who it's from as long as it's good. I don't understand why I have to be ashamed of what I like.
In modern "Progressive Society", you shouldn't have to be

I don't mean to suddenly turn this into a feminist rant but I really feel like we need to let women be proud of our sexuality in a way that men can. I went thorough high school known as a "loose girl" and it really bugged me. The reality is that I asked a lot more guys than I actually got, but still, why can't girls be players too?
I see no issue with that as well. As far as the "loose girl" label, it's pretty archaic meant to fit a more puritanical view on women's sexuality.

As far as how many guys you got versus how many you asked. That depends on how they viewed you from a external attractiveness point of view compared to your peers and the chances they thought of getting with somebody potentially more attractive. Or they just didn't find you attractive at all.
It's really hard to say when there is no way of us comparing who you were vs who was your competition at the time back in HS.
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shokan_warrior
07/21/18 11:52:18 AM
#93:


Le__seul_dieu__ posted...
well maybe he's not out of the closet yet

@Le__seul_dieu__

Who?
seeing league people here amuses me too much
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cavalierking
07/21/18 11:59:35 AM
#94:


is tc good-looking
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Zodd3224
07/21/18 12:06:21 PM
#95:


BignutzisBack posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
Admittedly, I also said I haven't "gotten any action in a while" which was probably way too forward.


In all seriousness this is what did it, you already have to tiptoe around not shitting where you eat so you probably spooked him.


Yeah. Personally what you said would turn me on, but Im a degenerate. Most normal people would be scared off by that.
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shokan_warrior
07/21/18 12:07:41 PM
#96:


cavalierking posted...
is tc good-looking

Probably not

If i was friends with a doctor chick who is decent looking I'd give it a chance

If she's one of those weird chunky ones with wrinkly faces or something then i wont unless i want her money
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ImCallingYouOut
07/21/18 12:12:07 PM
#97:


lol at least you can drown your worries in 1 of the 10000 smartphones youve purchased this month
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Coffeebeanz
07/21/18 12:22:09 PM
#98:


ImCallingYouOut posted...
lol at least you can drown your worries in 1 of the 10000 smartphones youve purchased this month


Ok I have to ask - what the hell are you talking about? Do you have me confused with someone else?

Literally the only smartphones I've purchased in the last four years were the Note 7 and the Note 8, and I had to return the Note 7 for obvious reasons.
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ImCallingYouOut
07/21/18 12:23:04 PM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
ImCallingYouOut posted...
lol at least you can drown your worries in 1 of the 10000 smartphones youve purchased this month


Ok I have to ask - what the hell are you talking about? Do you have me confused with someone else?

Literally the only smartphones I've purchased in the last four years were the Note 7 and the Note 8, and I had to return the Note 7 for obvious reasons.

u r lying cause ur constantly talking about the newest smartphone youve purchased

i have more to say about your situation but its moddable lmfao
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Coffeebeanz
07/21/18 12:26:15 PM
#100:


ImCallingYouOut posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
ImCallingYouOut posted...
lol at least you can drown your worries in 1 of the 10000 smartphones youve purchased this month


Ok I have to ask - what the hell are you talking about? Do you have me confused with someone else?

Literally the only smartphones I've purchased in the last four years were the Note 7 and the Note 8, and I had to return the Note 7 for obvious reasons.

u r lying cause ur constantly talking about the newest smartphone youve purchased

i have more to say about your situation but its moddable lmfao


Post a single topic I've made in the last month that has anything to do with smartphones.
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