Current Events > Accept or Decline: Every girl in the world has IDENTICAL boobs, BUT

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You get to -choose- the boobs that become the new standard boob.

Accept or decline?
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I don't think I can handle being fully erect every time I see a woman.

Pass.
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So basically Skyrim?
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Hmm. This is tough. Would "the perfect boobs" be less awesome if everyone had them?

Though I guess different heights and body types would still make them look different. Idk.
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Perky c cups with pink nipples

;>_>
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Every girl in the world.

Its a trap!
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Do XY transgenders count?
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MedzXVIII posted...

Do XY transgenders count?

Even more interesting, what about XX? Does this offer respect transgenderism, or will we be able to identify trans men by their boobs after accepting this offer?
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Everyone gets Saki Yanase's boobs

Yes please
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Every woman gets Denise Milani's boobs
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no cause it would destroy the smaller women if I made the boobs too big and it would make the taller girls look weird if the boobs were too small etc
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every woman has lana rhodes natural boobs....she wouldn't be happy to have her surgery reversed lol
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As a connoisseur of fine titties I shudder at the thought only one type. Variety is the spice of life my friends
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eston posted...

As a titty connoisseur I shudder at the thought only one type. Variety is the spice of life my friends

True, that would be the optimum / EXISTING solution.
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As CE's resident titty meister, this is a very tough position. On one hand, you can make every girl have amazing boobs, but on the other hands, my love for boobs doesn't just stem from 1 perfect pair. It's the sheer variety. Every pair is a blessing and every pair is beautiful in its own way. While yes, there are definitely some pairs that trump others, variety is the spice of life. I feel like boobs would get boring if it was one pair forever.

I'll have to vote no on this >__>
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Variety is cool, but I'm gonna have to take this immense power. Sorry, ladies.
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Nah. Boobs of varying sizes make you appreciate what each has to offer. By making them all the same they just become ordinary

NeonOctopus posted...

As CE's resident titty meister, this is a very tough position. On one hand, you can make every girl have amazing boobs, but on the other hands, my love for boobs doesn't just stem from 1 perfect pair. It's the sheer variety. Every pair is a blessing and every pair is beautiful in its own way. While yes, there are definitely some pairs that trump others, variety is the spice of life. I feel like boobs would get boring if it was one pair forever.

I'll have to vote no on this >__>

eston posted...

As a connoisseur of fine titties I shudder at the thought only one type. Variety is the spice of life my friends

NeonOctopus posted...

As CE's resident titty meister, this is a very tough position. On one hand, you can make every girl have amazing boobs, but on the other hands, my love for boobs doesn't just stem from 1 perfect pair. It's the sheer variety. Every pair is a blessing and every pair is beautiful in its own way. While yes, there are definitely some pairs that trump others, variety is the spice of life. I feel like boobs would get boring if it was one pair forever.

I'll have to vote no on this >__>

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bump
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Identical would be boring. Part of the fun is not knowing what they look like, and then when the bra drops, seeing them for the first time.
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DarthGravid posted...

Identical would be boring. Part of the fun is not knowing what they look like, and then when the bra drops, seeing them for the first time.

This. The problem is that you would stop caring pretty fast since there's no mystery anymore, no reason to try and get a girl's shirt off.

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>_>
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<_<
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follow up: you're told that if you decline, someone else will be offered the same choice and that it'll keep going until someone accepts

armed with the newfound knowledge that someone might ruin tits forever, what do you do

Kaiganeer posted...

follow up: you're told that if you decline, someone else will be offered the same choice and that it'll keep going until someone accepts

armed with the newfound knowledge that someone might ruin tits forever, what do you do

Go with Alexandra Daddario or Julia from JAV type boobs. They have perfect boobs >_>
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I'd cause the human race to go extinct with the size I'd give all women

But the half hour before I'm crushed under the weight of my own boobs would be amazing
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No. Different shapes and sizes make things fun.
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slimfizzle2 posted...

Perky c cups with pink nipples

;>_>

Would be awkward on any woman who isn't white

And 34 c cups are drastically smaller than 44 c cups
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gunplagirl posted...

slimfizzle2 posted...

Perky c cups with pink nipples

;>_>

Would be awkward on any woman who isn't white

And 34 c cups are drastically smaller than 44 c cups

We definitely need one Bra size measurement system that is a universal standard moving forward.

There is no reason to have so many different systems.
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every girl has lindsey pelas boobs

so tempting but i think i'll say no too
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Deal. And one word describes the type: INFLATED.

I was gonna go with real big boobies but then I realized that would lead to like every woman having back issues and it could be a problem so idk
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pieisthebest posted...

I was gonna go with real big boobies but then I realized that would lead to like every woman having back issues and it could be a problem so idk

I could live with being the asshole who condemned women everywhere to back strain.

<_<;

FortuneCookie posted...

pieisthebest posted...

I was gonna go with real big boobies but then I realized that would lead to like every woman having back issues and it could be a problem so idk

I could live with being the asshole who condemned women everywhere to back strain.

<_<;

Okay but have you considered the negative implications of this?

"Congratulations Maria on your quincenera, you're now a woman" and then she gets a massive growth spurt.

Suddenly you'll have a ton more of those, what do they call themselves, ephebophiles? The ones who are pedos but shout "age of consent wahhh" over and over
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Gonna have to go with a decline.

It's along the lines of the best pussy is new pussy. Even if there was a best variety > perfection.
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Steve Nick posted...

You get to -choose- the boobs that become the new standard boob.

Accept or decline?

Every girl from ages X to Y, or every girl
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Cookie Bag posted...

Steve Nick posted...

You get to -choose- the boobs that become the new standard boob.

Accept or decline?

Every girl from ages X to Y, or every girl

why would you even THINK to ask such a thing wtf
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gunplagirl posted...

Okay but have you considered the negative implications of this?

"Congratulations Maria on your quincenera, you're now a woman" and then she gets a massive growth spurt.

Suddenly you'll have a ton more of those, what do they call themselves, ephebophiles? The ones who are pedos but shout "age of consent wahhh" over and over

Liking a 17 year old does not make you a pedophile.

But, hey, you're right. Breast development does come in stages. So let's say that all girls are completely flat chested until they're 18. Then they bump up to Disney Princess bust size. Then, when they turn 23, FOOM! They inflate. And the process reverses itself when they turn 50.

Hell no. Boobs are artwork. They're all unique in their own way. I hate redundancy.
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