Current Events > $1 million but you can't sexually stimulate yourself

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ChainedRedone 07/17/18 12:34:28 AM #1:	It HAS to be from a partner. You can get boners and feel horny but can't relieve yourself in any way. You can hire prostitutes though. --- David Mink. Hero. https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6043/6337878059_009dd4c4f3_z.jpg <cite>ChainedRedone posted [p:905213915] in $1 million... [t:76814548]...</cite> <quote>It HAS to be from a partner. You can get boners and feel horny but can't relieve yourself in any way. You can hire prostitutes though.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kyurem-BIack 07/17/18 12:35:09 AM #2:	oh, expected a worse deal i'll take the money <cite>Kyurem-BIack posted [p:905213938] in $1 million... [t:76814548]...</cite> <quote>oh, expected a worse deal i'll take the money</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kineth 07/17/18 12:35:31 AM #3:	I... think I can deal with this. --- If you're not looking for any honest discussion, agreement, meeting halfway or middle ground, don't bother arguing with me. Selfish narcissists need not apply. <cite>Kineth posted [p:905213955] in $1 million... [t:76814548]...</cite> <quote>I... think I can deal with this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 07/17/18 12:36:07 AM #4:	Nah. Sometimes you just can't find a partner in time. If I'm in the mood I gotta have the hand. --- Currently playing: BioShock 2 (x360), Monster Hunter World (xbone), H1Z1 (ps4) <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:905213977] in $1 million... [t:76814548]...</cite> <quote>Nah. Sometimes you just can't find a partner in time. If I'm in the mood I gotta have the hand.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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No_U_L7 07/17/18 12:37:08 AM #6:	even with my low sex drive where ideally i'd pop once a week, i don't think that's enough to buy hookers for the rest of my life. --- http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/7813/kateb9200.gif http://i.imgur.com/QPgN9.jpg?1 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:905214030] in $1 million... [t:76814548]...</cite> <quote>even with my low sex drive where ideally i'd pop once a week, i don't think that's enough to buy hookers for the rest of my life.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Iodine 07/17/18 12:58:58 AM #7:	No_U_L7 posted... even with my low sex drive where ideally i'd pop once a week, i don't think that's enough to buy hookers for the rest of my life. --- In Belichick we Trust <cite>Iodine posted [p:905214860] in $1 million... [t:76814548]...</cite> <quote><cite>No_U_L7 posted...</cite> <quote>even with my low sex drive where ideally i'd pop once a week, i don't think that's enough to buy hookers for the rest of my life.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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smoke_break 07/17/18 1:02:20 AM #9:	Fuck no. Keep your dirty money. --- https://imgur.com/WTmIPt8 <cite>smoke_break posted [p:905214968] in $1 million... [t:76814548]...</cite> <quote>Fuck no. Keep your dirty money.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 07/17/18 1:04:08 AM #10:	Seems easy enough with a million in the bank. --- https://imgur.com/mRP9Jej <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:905215030] in $1 million... [t:76814548]...</cite> <quote>Seems easy enough with a million in the bank.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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