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Orthopox12
07/16/18 4:50:54 PM
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Whats it really like over there? Like no political or media bs whats day to day life like in the UK, I imagine not much different than the US but Im curious. I may be wrong.
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EpicMickeyDrew
07/16/18 5:02:19 PM
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Where to begin lol
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Orthopox12
07/16/18 5:02:47 PM
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EpicMickeyDrew posted...
Where to begin lol

Begin wherever you like lol
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SSJCAT
07/16/18 5:03:51 PM
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how many times a day do you drink tea
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Parappa09
07/16/18 5:04:21 PM
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SSJCAT posted...
how many times a day do you drink tea

it was 30C yesterday and we were still drinking tea
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KawiKa
07/16/18 5:08:07 PM
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Went to Cambridge twice today, totty everywhere
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EpicMickeyDrew
07/16/18 5:18:43 PM
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KawiKa posted...
Went to Cambridge twice today, totty everywhere

That's my city
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KookyCouture
07/16/18 5:22:23 PM
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were you the totty
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wdlp
07/16/18 5:28:09 PM
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its too bloody hot
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EpicMickeyDrew
07/16/18 5:29:08 PM
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KookyCouture posted...
were you the totty

Stay away from my women!
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alphagamble
07/16/18 5:30:14 PM
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My barber told me he lost 20 on Belgium winning the World Cup
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Orthopox12
07/16/18 6:21:24 PM
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*silently takes notes on British slang*
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Parappa09
07/16/18 6:22:13 PM
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alphagamble posted...
My barber told me he lost 20 on Belgium winning the World Cup

i lost a fiver on belgium

if they won i would have got 155 tho
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EliteLevel
07/16/18 6:24:14 PM
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Glasgows great. The rest of the UK is pretty much shit.
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Orthopox12
07/16/18 6:26:04 PM
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Do we have any CEman from Ireland?
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Funkydog
07/16/18 6:29:48 PM
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Orthopox12 posted...
Do we have any CEman from Ireland?

Best place to ask for Irish people is in a topic about Britain.
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Neoconkers
07/16/18 6:31:40 PM
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Parappa09 posted...
alphagamble posted...
My barber told me he lost 20 on Belgium winning the World Cup

i lost a fiver on belgium

if they won i would have got 155 tho

I put a tenner on them at 13/1 and got Croatia in a 5 entry sweepstakes. Didnt go well :/
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Colorahdo
07/16/18 6:33:15 PM
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I'm an American who visited, but I found It's a lot nicer than the US generally, like just walking around it's nicer. The buildings are nice, the streets are fucking pristine, there's hardly a weed in sight.

Most American cities have crumbling streets and all the buildings are just randomly thrown together, and there's so many chain link fences and empty dirt lots.

And there's a surprising amount of wilderness in northern Scotland. I thought "whatever, Britain is just one giant stupid european island with a bazillion people who've never seen ground that hasn't been paved or turned into a lawn" but I was actually impressed. It's a nice country.
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Orthopox12
07/16/18 8:01:06 PM
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What kinds of british sitcoms are there?
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KookyCouture
07/17/18 6:14:12 AM
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Well British ones lol

tbh the older ones are the best, Father Ted, Keeping Up Appearences, One Foot In The Grave, Red Dwarf, The IT Crowd, Mr Bean and more that escape me right now
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Kyurem-BIack
07/17/18 6:16:30 AM
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pretty nice if you like shitty overcast weather 24/7

we have good food though
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Parappa09
07/17/18 9:41:57 AM
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Kyurem-BIack posted...
pretty nice if you like shitty overcast weather 24/7

tru say
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teepan95
07/17/18 10:25:01 AM
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I miss all the amazing food in Tooting
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Orthopox12
07/17/18 10:35:16 AM
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Do any of you talk with a Cockney accent?
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knutjob
07/17/18 10:45:35 AM
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EpicMickeyDrew posted...
KawiKa posted...
Went to Cambridge twice today, totty everywhere

That's my city


Mine too
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knutjob
07/17/18 10:54:38 AM
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Life is decent. Finish work in 5 minutes so gonna go to the gym and then catch the train home. Weather has been glorious sunshine for about a month and I'm sunburnt from spending Sunday in a hedge maze with my kids. Was my bday on Friday and I have money from that to spend but I have no idea what to buy. Found out yesterday may need another surgery on her kidney but the doctors are going to conduct tests over the next 2 months to monitor it as it's a difficult surgery. Wife just got her hair coloured and I don't like it but I don't want to tell her. Sad the world cup has ended but it made me want to start playing again. Just tried to buy fifa but the store will only deliver to my billing address which isn't where I live. Going to an aquarium in London this weekend for my son's birthday then hosting a barbecue on Sunday. Real mix bag at.
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EpicMickeyDrew
07/17/18 11:00:32 AM
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knutjob posted...
Found out yesterday may need another surgery on her kidney but the doctors are going to conduct tests over the next 2 months to monitor it as it's a difficult surgery

On who's kidney
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EpicMickeyDrew
07/17/18 11:01:00 AM
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knutjob posted...
then hosting a barbecue on Sunday.

Can i come
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l Dudeboy l
07/17/18 11:04:23 AM
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Day to day life isn't much different from America. The most noticeable differences are the obvious ones like dialect, weather, and shops.
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Orthopox12
07/17/18 11:43:09 AM
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What American tv shows do u guys get?
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spikethedevil
07/17/18 11:49:40 AM
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Orthopox12 posted...
Do any of you talk with a Cockney accent?


A) No.
B) Are you talking about all of the UK or just England?
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Orthopox12
07/17/18 11:52:12 AM
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spikethedevil posted...
Orthopox12 posted...
Do any of you talk with a Cockney accent?


A) No.
B) Are you talking about all of the UK or just England?

Any part of the UK is welcome
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knutjob
07/17/18 11:54:38 AM
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EpicMickeyDrew posted...
knutjob posted...
Found out yesterday may need another surgery on her kidney but the doctors are going to conduct tests over the next 2 months to monitor it as it's a difficult surgery

On who's kidney


My daughter

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spikethedevil
07/17/18 11:55:55 AM
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Best of luck to her and I hope she gets through it ok.
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luigi13579
07/17/18 11:57:11 AM
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Orthopox12 posted...
What American tv shows do u guys get?

Most of the popular stuff pretty much. We get the big HBO shows (GoT, Westworld, Sharp Objects, etc.) on Sky Atlantic, for example. We get a UK version of FOX (with American Horror Story, The Walking Dead, Family Guy and shit like that). Other channels occasionally pick up other shows (Homeland, Lethal Weapon, etc.). Then of course there's Netflix and Amazon Prime.

That's just a small selection from memory.
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MedzXVIII
07/17/18 11:59:58 AM
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How often to you toast or acknowledge your Queen?
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spikethedevil
07/17/18 12:00:28 PM
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MedzXVIII posted...
How often to you toast or acknowledge your Queen?


Never.
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Funkydog
07/17/18 12:04:31 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
MedzXVIII posted...
How often to you toast or acknowledge your Queen?


Never.

I have informed the corgi's. You have been given thirty minutes to hand yourself in, or run.
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EpicMickeyDrew
07/17/18 12:06:31 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
Best of luck to her and I hope she gets through it ok.

This. Also can I come to your bbq
@Funkydog
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Funkydog
07/17/18 12:11:10 PM
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I'm having a bbq?
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l Dudeboy l
07/17/18 12:28:13 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
MedzXVIII posted...
How often to you toast or acknowledge your Queen?


Never.

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Parappa09
07/17/18 2:35:18 PM
#43:


Funkydog posted...
I'm having a bbq?

and you didnt invite me?
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Funkydog
07/17/18 2:58:24 PM
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Parappa09 posted...
Funkydog posted...
I'm having a bbq?

and you didnt invite me?

I didn't even invite myself :(
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Orthopox12
07/17/18 3:00:44 PM
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Did any of you serve in the British armed forces? I did some mountain warfare training with the Royal Marines real good guys mad respect for them.
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EpicMickeyDrew
07/17/18 6:22:50 PM
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Funkydog posted...
Parappa09 posted...
Funkydog posted...
I'm having a bbq?

and you didnt invite me?

I didn't even invite myself :(

Wtf lol, why did you make me tag you? I need to stop smoking crack.
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Funkydog
07/17/18 7:10:28 PM
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Ahahah, I was confused what that was about.
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