Current Events > Idea for a thing Millennials can kill next: lawns

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16-BITTER posted...

Real talk: millennials dislike lawns because it's a thing they would have to be responsible for and requires maintenance. It's the same reason they dislike marriage, children, and home ownership and are desperately looking forward to shit like self-driving Ubers.

Actually self-driving Uber is because 1,000,000 out of 1,000,000 of them will be good drivers as opposed to 4 or 5 out of 1,000,000 humans.

Imagine a world where the last wreck or traffic jam you had to deal with was six years ago and happened because of some idiot pedestrian.
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16-BITTER posted...

Ignoring the fact that such a thing would not be feasible outside of isolated areas without a near complete infrastructure overhaul (which, if you notice what a shit job road crews do with our current one, will likely never happen), what you said doesn't negate what I said.

The fact that accidents and casualties could potentially go down is a positive side effect, but they want the cars because that's one less thing they have to worry about or be responsible for.

Hey the good old fashioned "nuh uh" response; those are always effective.
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I understand why you don't want one, but as somebody who enjoys gardening and landscaping, I really want to have a lawn and a backyard one day.
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EffectAndCause posted...

Not mad, we love statistics so much in this topic that I felt compelled to point out that this zenith generation statistically lives at home unemployed and being taken care of by their parents longer than any generation before them.

We're even better at frugality, JESUS start trying any time, other generations.

Not talking to you of course, Effect because I know you're a millennial, too, and I hope you can learn to love yourself
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it's time for ASTRO TURRRRF
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