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UnfairRepresent 07/15/18 11:18:27 AM #1:	You come home early from work one day unexpectly because you forgot the keys to Jefferson's office and when you enter you find your teenage libertarian daughter suddenly jump up while wearing too much of not enough. She then leans across a wall trying (and failing) to subtly block your vision. She says "Oh! H-hi dad. I didn't think you'd be back so early...So ermm.. hey can I show you something over there quick. Behind you.. There's a... you know th-" Then you hear a bump from behind the couch and go over to see the video game character poorly improvising hiding behind it and discover they have been secretly dating your daughter behind your back. Your daughter says ".... Okay... daddy... this is [Character's name] and we.. well... we may need to talk." How do you react? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:905113410] in Think of a... [t:76809354]...</cite> <quote>You come home early from work one day unexpectly because you forgot the keys to Jefferson's office and when you enter you find your teenage libertarian daughter suddenly jump up while wearing too much of not enough. She then leans across a wall trying (and failing) to subtly block your vision. She says "Oh! H-hi dad. I didn't think you'd be back so early...So ermm.. hey can I show you something over there quick. Behind you.. There's a... you know th-" Then you hear a bump from behind the couch and go over to see the video game character poorly improvising hiding behind it and discover they have been secretly dating your daughter behind your back. Your daughter says ".... Okay... daddy... this is [Character's name] and we.. well... we may need to talk." How do you react?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 07/15/18 11:41:25 AM #2:	I shake Lara Crofts hand and say "I am proud that you have been doing my daughter" <cite>Zikten posted [p:905114466] in Think of a... [t:76809354]...</cite> <quote>I shake Lara Crofts hand and say "I am proud that you have been doing my daughter"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThatMuttGuy 07/15/18 11:42:58 AM #3:	Zikten posted... I shake Lara Crofts hand and say "I am proud that you have been doing my daughter" This is peak zikten <cite>ThatMuttGuy posted [p:905114535] in Think of a... [t:76809354]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote>I shake Lara Crofts hand and say "I am proud that you have been doing my daughter"</quote> This is peak zikten</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/15/18 11:51:41 AM #4:	ThatMuttGuy posted... Zikten posted... I shake Lara Crofts hand and say "I am proud that you have been doing my daughter" This is peak zikten wut --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:905114883] in Think of a... [t:76809354]...</cite> <quote><cite>ThatMuttGuy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote>I shake Lara Crofts hand and say "I am proud that you have been doing my daughter"</quote> This is peak zikten</quote> wut</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Spidey5 07/15/18 11:55:57 AM #5:	Damn it, you stole daddy's Zelda. I'm so proud. --- https://imgur.com/wfUGrp5 https://imgur.com/Sus70Yp https://imgur.com/3Alq6H7 https://imgur.com/cjVX1u8 <cite>Spidey5 posted [p:905115056] in Think of a... [t:76809354]...</cite> <quote>Damn it, you stole daddy's Zelda. I'm so proud.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Timohtep 07/15/18 11:56:29 AM #6:	Young Link is 9 years old tho --- https://imgur.com/wwCOg https://imgur.com/tu3lv https://imgur.com/kEMcd https://imgur.com/GIjGS 3.5.1 <cite>Timohtep posted [p:905115082] in Think of a... [t:76809354]...</cite> <quote>Young Link is 9 years old tho</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ManOfAlpha 07/15/18 11:57:23 AM #7:	damn sonic keep banging my daughter <cite>ManOfAlpha posted [p:905115125] in Think of a... [t:76809354]...</cite> <quote>damn sonic keep banging my daughter</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinksLiege 07/15/18 11:58:07 AM #8:	I'd be thinking of the possible benefits having a connection to Bowser would have. Political and military influence, maybe. ~~Also a bit jealous of her.~~ --- This is LinksLiege's signature. It is fantastic. <cite>LinksLiege posted [p:905115158] in Think of a... [t:76809354]...</cite> <quote>I'd be thinking of the possible benefits having a connection to Bowser would have. Political and military influence, maybe. Also a bit jealous of her.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
frozenshock 07/15/18 11:58:30 AM #9:	Yuna from FFX Hmm... --- I don't hate people, people hate me. <cite>frozenshock posted [p:905115182] in Think of a... [t:76809354]...</cite> <quote>Yuna from FFX Hmm...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SailorGoon 07/15/18 11:59:51 AM #10:	2B the kinda girl to use a strap on. I can see it. A big black YorHa issue pecker. --- CE in a nutshell: https://imgtc.com/i/ApLTn8w.gif <cite>SailorGoon posted [p:905115244] in Think of a... [t:76809354]...</cite> <quote>2B the kinda girl to use a strap on. I can see it. A big black YorHa issue pecker.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tony_Biggie_Pun 07/15/18 12:01:36 PM #11:	Chris Redfield <cite>Tony_Biggie_Pun posted [p:905115318] in Think of a... [t:76809354]...</cite> <quote>Chris Redfield</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/15/18 12:02:32 PM #12:	frozenshock posted... Yuna from FFX Hmm... --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:905115366] in Think of a... [t:76809354]...</cite> <quote><cite>frozenshock posted...</cite> <quote>Yuna from FFX Hmm...</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShotgunSilencer 07/15/18 12:04:20 PM #13:	Pikachu. Uhh.... --- Recovering former sigless user <cite>ShotgunSilencer posted [p:905115439] in Think of a... [t:76809354]...</cite> <quote>Pikachu. Uhh....</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/15/18 12:10:33 PM #14:	ShotgunSilencer posted... Pikachu. Uhh.... I wonder if your daughter shouts "I Choose you!" I wonder if he is Super Effective I wonder if she taught him Bullet Seed or Play Rough --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:905115691] in Think of a... [t:76809354]...</cite> <quote><cite>ShotgunSilencer posted...</cite> <quote>Pikachu. Uhh....</quote> I wonder if your daughter shouts "I Choose you!" I wonder if he is Super Effective I wonder if she taught him Bullet Seed or Play Rough</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BillyKidd 07/15/18 12:13:22 PM #15:	Miranda Lawson aka raven haired Yvonne Strahovski shrugs shoulders --- Tho I walk through the valley of death, I shall fear no evil. For I'm the meanest mofo in the whole f'n valley https://imgur.com/4GzX1 <cite>BillyKidd posted [p:905115832] in Think of a... [t:76809354]...</cite> <quote>Miranda Lawson aka raven haired Yvonne Strahovski shrugs shoulders</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 07/15/18 12:41:35 PM #16:	Handsome Jack What are you doing with my angel, Jack??? --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:905117280] in Think of a... [t:76809354]...</cite> <quote>Handsome Jack What are you doing with my angel, Jack???</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/15/18 1:05:00 PM #17:	BillyKidd posted... Miranda Lawson aka raven haired Yvonne Strahovski shrugs shoulders ugh shes a bitch --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:905118389] in Think of a... [t:76809354]...</cite> <quote><cite>BillyKidd posted...</cite> <quote>Miranda Lawson aka raven haired Yvonne Strahovski shrugs shoulders</quote> ugh shes a bitch</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/16/18 3:24:26 PM #18:	Shotgunnova posted... Handsome Jack What are you doing with my angel, Jack??? Sex --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:905183855] in Think of a... [t:76809354]...</cite> <quote><cite>Shotgunnova posted...</cite> <quote>Handsome Jack What are you doing with my angel, Jack???</quote> Sex</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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