Current Events > Looking for a woman who can take care of me like my mom

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REMercsChamp
07/13/18 8:49:50 PM
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Me:

30 years old, unemployed, grade 10 dropout, never worked. Don't know how to cook, clean, do laundry or housework. My mom's been taking care of me basically.

It's now come time for me to move out on my own. Due to my, "circumstances", for lack of a better word, I need a woman who can take care of me like my mother. I also have 6 dogs that she will need to tend to as well.
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HeyPuff
07/13/18 8:50:33 PM
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Lmao what a fucking loser. Have fun talking to my grand kids on CE!
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Touch
07/13/18 8:50:56 PM
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Moms are the best
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Jiek_Fafn
07/13/18 8:52:06 PM
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I'll ask my mom if she's interested. Then we can be brothers but you're also my new dad too!
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bladegash
07/13/18 8:58:47 PM
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I'll trade you my woman for a dog
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SageHarpuia
07/13/18 8:59:31 PM
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Hi hun
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3khc
07/13/18 8:59:40 PM
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HeyPuff posted...
Lmao what a fucking loser. Have fun talking to my grand kids on CE!

Don't act like you won't be there.
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rikasa
07/13/18 9:02:12 PM
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Have fun talking to my grandkids is an amazing insult
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ImTheMacheteGuy
07/13/18 9:06:31 PM
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mipond maybe?
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Savoots
07/13/18 9:07:35 PM
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A lot of guys who were raised by their mom's end up looking for a girlfriend who's like her even though they don't realize it.
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