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UnfairRepresent 07/13/18 5:00:50 PM #1:	They evolved on the planet Yuria which had no violence, war or conflict of any kind. They are now travelling the universe, come to Earth, land outside your home and burst in loudly going "Greetings Earthican! We bring food and medical supplies!" What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:905023483] in Hypothetic... [t:76804423]...</cite> <quote>They evolved on the planet Yuria which had no violence, war or conflict of any kind. They are now travelling the universe, come to Earth, land outside your home and burst in loudly going "Greetings Earthican! We bring food and medical supplies!" What do you do?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkChozoGhost 07/13/18 5:01:31 PM #2:	You've already made this topic --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:905023516] in Hypothetic... [t:76804423]...</cite> <quote>You've already made this topic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 07/13/18 5:01:56 PM #3:	Play some Golden Axe, apparently. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:905023541] in Hypothetic... [t:76804423]...</cite> <quote>Play some Golden Axe, apparently.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jumi 07/13/18 5:12:17 PM #4:	Greetings, strange bird dinosaur thing! Can your technology make me immortal? --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers <cite>jumi posted [p:905024082] in Hypothetic... [t:76804423]...</cite> <quote>Greetings, strange bird dinosaur thing! Can your technology make me immortal?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChiefSosa 07/13/18 5:12:44 PM #5:	are they hot <cite>ChiefSosa posted [p:905024104] in Hypothetic... [t:76804423]...</cite> <quote>are they hot</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CreekCo 07/13/18 5:13:36 PM #6:	Ever see Mars Attacks? --- Triggered <cite>CreekCo posted [p:905024149] in Hypothetic... [t:76804423]...</cite> <quote>Ever see Mars Attacks?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiralDrift 07/13/18 5:15:38 PM #7:	Fry up some chicken legs. --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. <cite>SpiralDrift posted [p:905024250] in Hypothetic... [t:76804423]...</cite> <quote>Fry up some chicken legs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/13/18 5:18:23 PM #8:	CreekCo posted... Ever see Mars Attacks? No they have never seen anything with violence in it --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:905024394] in Hypothetic... [t:76804423]...</cite> <quote><cite>CreekCo posted...</cite> <quote>Ever see Mars Attacks?</quote> No they have never seen anything with violence in it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CreekCo 07/13/18 5:22:23 PM #9:	Martians probably didn't see zapping people as violence it's just like zapping livestock. At any rate, it won't end well. There has never once been a case in history where a superior civilization interacted with a lesser one and it ended well for the lesser Civ. At best, the advanced Civ will teach them stuff and leave them alone (which bites them later on often, like ancient African Civilizations who shared knowledge with others). --- Triggered <cite>CreekCo posted [p:905024572] in Hypothetic... [t:76804423]...</cite> <quote>Martians probably didn't see zapping people as violence it's just like zapping livestock. At any rate, it won't end well. There has never once been a case in history where a superior civilization interacted with a lesser one and it ended well for the lesser Civ. At best, the advanced Civ will teach them stuff and leave them alone (which bites them later on often, like ancient African Civilizations who shared knowledge with others).</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Marmitecashews 07/13/18 5:22:32 PM #10:	I would show them videos containing extreme violence. --- Caution: A Boring British Centrist has arrived. http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Sonic_Underground <cite>Marmitecashews posted [p:905024577] in Hypothetic... [t:76804423]...</cite> <quote>I would show them videos containing extreme violence.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/13/18 5:23:06 PM #11:	CreekCo posted... There has never once been a case in history where a superior civilization interacted with a lesser one and it ended well for the lesser Civ. lol wut --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:905024601] in Hypothetic... [t:76804423]...</cite> <quote><cite>CreekCo posted...</cite> <quote> There has never once been a case in history where a superior civilization interacted with a lesser one and it ended well for the lesser Civ. </quote> lol wut</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CreekCo 07/13/18 5:26:28 PM #12:	UnfairRepresent posted... CreekCo posted... There has never once been a case in history where a superior civilization interacted with a lesser one and it ended well for the lesser Civ. lol wut Basic world history class from school or uni should have taught you this --- Triggered <cite>CreekCo posted [p:905024760] in Hypothetic... [t:76804423]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CreekCo posted...</cite> <quote> There has never once been a case in history where a superior civilization interacted with a lesser one and it ended well for the lesser Civ. </quote> lol wut</quote> Basic world history class from school or uni should have taught you this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/13/18 5:34:43 PM #13:	Marmitecashews posted... I would show them videos containing extreme violence. You know, starting with extreme is a bad idea but showing them videos of violence probably isn't a bad idea. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:905025169] in Hypothetic... [t:76804423]...</cite> <quote><cite>Marmitecashews posted...</cite> <quote>I would show them videos containing extreme violence.</quote> You know, starting with extreme is a bad idea but showing them videos of violence probably isn't a bad idea.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KobeSystem 07/13/18 5:45:08 PM #14:	Nuke them --- http://www.last.fm/user/KobeSystem92 \| https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/725087214401671170/02UGgybe_400x400.jpg WIN SEXANGELS GREATKERZ <cite>KobeSystem posted [p:905025741] in Hypothetic... [t:76804423]...</cite> <quote>Nuke them</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jumi 07/13/18 7:28:17 PM #15:	UnfairRepresent posted... Marmitecashews posted... I would show them videos containing extreme violence. You know, starting with extreme is a bad idea but showing them videos of violence probably isn't a bad idea. Start with America's Funniest Home Videos. --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers <cite>jumi posted [p:905030972] in Hypothetic... [t:76804423]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Marmitecashews posted...</cite> <quote>I would show them videos containing extreme violence.</quote> You know, starting with extreme is a bad idea but showing them videos of violence probably isn't a bad idea.</quote> Start with America's Funniest Home Videos.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EliteLevel 07/13/18 7:35:16 PM #16:	Take the food and tip them. <cite>EliteLevel posted [p:905031335] in Hypothetic... [t:76804423]...</cite> <quote>Take the food and tip them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/14/18 1:53:55 AM #17:	EliteLevel posted... Take the food and tip them. lol --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:905047715] in Hypothetic... [t:76804423]...</cite> <quote><cite>EliteLevel posted...</cite> <quote>Take the food and tip them.</quote> lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssj-kenobi 07/14/18 1:54:37 AM #18:	fuck that I would still kill them <cite>ssj-kenobi posted [p:905047732] in Hypothetic... [t:76804423]...</cite> <quote>fuck that I would still kill them</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 07/15/18 9:07:46 AM #20:	ssj-kenobi posted... fuck that I would still kill them But why? They come in peace with food and medical supplies. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:905109166] in Hypothetic... [t:76804423]...</cite> <quote><cite>ssj-kenobi posted...</cite> <quote>fuck that I would still kill them</quote> But why? They come in peace with food and medical supplies.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
frozenshock 07/15/18 9:10:34 AM #21:	Well I hope they don't land in the US because they'd be shot and their bodies and spaceship used for research into military technology Then after that the whole pissed off fleet comes to invade us because we murdered their peaceful ambassadors --- I don't hate people, people hate me. <cite>frozenshock posted [p:905109245] in Hypothetic... [t:76804423]...</cite> <quote>Well I hope they don't land in the US because they'd be shot and their bodies and spaceship used for research into military technology Then after that the whole pissed off fleet comes to invade us because we murdered their peaceful ambassadors</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/15/18 9:12:44 AM #22:	frozenshock posted... Well I hope they don't land in the US because they'd be shot and their bodies and spaceship used for research into military technology They landed at your home Then after that the whole pissed off fleet comes to invade us because we murdered their peaceful ambassadors They have no conept of violence --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:905109313] in Hypothetic... [t:76804423]...</cite> <quote><cite>frozenshock posted...</cite> <quote>Well I hope they don't land in the US because they'd be shot and their bodies and spaceship used for research into military technology</quote> They landed at your home <quote>Then after that the whole pissed off fleet comes to invade us because we murdered their peaceful ambassadors</quote> They have no conept of violence</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkrobotisback 07/15/18 9:16:27 AM #23:	maybe they're not violent creatures Humans however, are a mixture of all kinds of tropes... May even provoke a "nonviolent" creature into becoming a violent creature as a means to save itself. --- Sig-less user logic <cite>Darkrobotisback posted [p:905109404] in Hypothetic... [t:76804423]...</cite> <quote>maybe they're not violent creatures Humans however, are a mixture of all kinds of tropes... May even provoke a "nonviolent" creature into becoming a violent creature as a means to save itself.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
St0rmFury 07/15/18 9:18:43 AM #24:	I'll show them tentacle porn. --- "Average Joe" is a trolling term since it's completely an opinion. "Overachieving" is also an opinion. - SBAllen (Hellhole: 52458377) <cite>St0rmFury posted [p:905109464] in Hypothetic... [t:76804423]...</cite> <quote>I'll show them tentacle porn.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/16/18 3:00:33 PM #25:	St0rmFury posted... I'll show them tentacle porn. ewww --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:905182458] in Hypothetic... [t:76804423]...</cite> <quote><cite>St0rmFury posted...</cite> <quote>I'll show them tentacle porn.</quote> ewww</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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