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BlockAddition
07/13/18 1:55:40 AM
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My girlfriend moans when I leave the toilet seat up, she also moans when I leave it down and piss all over it

smh
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SpinKirby
07/13/18 1:56:40 AM
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Rad_Chad
07/13/18 1:57:31 AM
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maybe you should get a new one
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shnangyboos
07/13/18 1:58:30 AM
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"Wow, way to dehumanize half the population, you fucking pig!"
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Rad_Chad
07/13/18 1:59:39 AM
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shnangyboos posted...
"Wow, way to dehumanize half the population, you fucking pig!"

bro you got a college sweetheart that is in love with somebody else?
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Christian RULES
07/13/18 2:03:45 AM
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maybe if you sit and pee like everyone else, then you wouldn't have a problem
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SpiralDrift
07/13/18 2:05:40 AM
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Both guys and girls should put both the seat and the lid down. Adjust it according to your needs with each visit. It can be that simple.
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NonDairyMiltank
07/13/18 4:00:46 AM
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BlockAddition posted...
My girlfriend moans when I leave the toilet seat up, she also moans when I leave it down and piss all over it

smh

yeah and those the only times you made her moan
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/13/18 4:03:07 AM
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Ohhhh I gave up on that shit real fast. I made it my business to piss directly on the seat. I mean it's not THE reason we broke up but it was definitely something I wasn't going to give up during negotiations.
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bossjony
07/13/18 4:07:29 AM
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SpinKirby posted...
That's hot.
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SwayM
07/13/18 4:11:44 AM
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Female privilege is the expectation that the toilet seat be defaulted to your convenience

Let men fuss over the position, women shouldnt worry with such trivial matters.
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Hulkasaurusrex
07/13/18 4:15:02 AM
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Almost house trained dont worry you will be working overtime while she fucks her "male friends" in no time.
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Females
07/13/18 4:16:37 AM
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smh stop hogging 5% of the bathroom counter I need to fill with more makeup.
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PowerMang
07/13/18 4:25:14 AM
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Maybe women should learn to look before they sit #realtalk
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Ryven
07/13/18 4:59:19 AM
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NonDairyMiltank posted...
BlockAddition posted...
My girlfriend moans when I leave the toilet seat up, she also moans when I leave it down and piss all over it

smh

yeah and those the only times you made her moan


Zinnnng
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Big_Nabendu
07/13/18 5:45:28 AM
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That's why I piss outside
The world is my toilet
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DarthWendy
07/13/18 5:50:04 AM
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Lol this topic.
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Ilishe
07/13/18 5:55:11 AM
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No you can't. Don't worry though
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They cant win with you either.
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Laserion
07/13/18 7:04:18 AM
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SpiralDrift posted...
Both guys and girls should put both the seat and the lid down. Adjust it according to your needs with each visit. It can be that simple.

This. Nobody wants to look at your toilet water. And you can't be accused of leaving the seat up.
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