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No_U_L7
07/12/18 11:38:56 PM
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he worked to build up his company for 10 years and just sold it for 2 mil. today some girl he's sleeping with told him she's pregnant and is refusing to get an abortion because her biological clock is ticking...she's 21

is his life over?
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/12/18 11:39:38 PM
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His life is over.
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Delirious_Beard
07/12/18 11:40:13 PM
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SauI_Goodman
07/12/18 11:41:26 PM
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Dna test just to confirm. But if it turns out to be his, he stuck it in now he has to stick it out.
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Ki_cat_
07/12/18 11:44:24 PM
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His fortune will go to the baby.
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Bloodychess
07/12/18 11:48:13 PM
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Ki_cat_ posted...
His fortune will go to the baby momma

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bob742omb
07/12/18 11:48:50 PM
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very dubious reasons for keeping it. is she crazy or something
they ain't even married so she's just gonna get child support, not half of the money
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LinksLiege
07/12/18 11:49:22 PM
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Two mil buys a lot of coat hangers.
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Hulkasaurusrex
07/12/18 11:51:43 PM
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Come back in a year you tell us. My homie spends 10000 a year cause his ex sucks dicks to buy lawyers and tries to bankrupt him through the court system.
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
07/12/18 11:52:36 PM
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This is why you wrap up if you don't want to knock certain women up, your friend was an idiot and needs to get a dna test done in the off chance the baby is not his.

If it is his however he might consider emptying his accounts and ghosting like a motherfucker.
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SpiralDrift
07/12/18 11:53:16 PM
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Game over, man. Game over.
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ehhwhatever
07/12/18 11:54:21 PM
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ok how much does he have saved up? he screwed up a vacation though
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Howl
07/12/18 11:54:32 PM
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bob742omb posted...
very dubious reasons for keeping it. is she crazy or something
they ain't even married so she's just gonna get child support, not half of the money


This may or may not be true depending on what State he lives in.
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Comfy_Pillow
07/12/18 11:54:53 PM
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Tell him to take that 2 million and buy a cheap place in some south american country or something
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kingdrake2
07/12/18 11:55:40 PM
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tell your friend he needs to take care of the baby that he gave his DNA for.
friend had the sex now live with the consequences.
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Minute
07/12/18 11:57:35 PM
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don't stick your dick in crazy.
if you have to stick your dick in crazy, fucking wrap up first.
if you have to stick your dick in crazy and you don't wrap up, you better have the greatest pull out game in history.
if you have to stick your dick in crazy, don't wrap up, and don't have the best pull out game in history, you deserve what's coming to you.
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No_U_L7
07/12/18 11:57:39 PM
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ehhwhatever posted...
ok how much does he have saved up? he screwed up a vacation though


literally all he has is the 2 mil. and that's gonna get taxed then he has to pay back all his investors (plus interest) and loans he took out to stay afloat for 10 years.
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
07/12/18 11:58:05 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
tell your friend he needs to take care of the baby that he gave his DNA for.
friend had the sex now live with the consequences.


Spotted the beta male.
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Capn Circus
07/12/18 11:58:53 PM
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With $2 million he should be able to hire decent representation. He should be okay, but an expensive lesson if she still goes through with it.
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Muffinz0rz
07/12/18 11:59:18 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
ehhwhatever posted...
ok how much does he have saved up? he screwed up a vacation though


literally all he has is the 2 mil. and that's gonna get taxed then he has to pay back all his investors (plus interest) and loans he took out to stay afloat for 10 years.

ok so tl;dr is he's fucked once you tack on child support
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Tony_Biggie_Pun
07/13/18 12:00:00 AM
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He's good that sounds great actually if the girl is pretty then win win try to get her to be in a relationship just take care of the baby and be a good father
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Rika_Furude
07/13/18 12:00:50 AM
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The discriminates against males in cases like this. Your friend pretty much has no rights in this scenario.
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Hulkasaurusrex
07/13/18 12:03:47 AM
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His only chance contradict a lie in court with proof and push on it. Then dont let up bring receipts bring statements. Otherwise your done bro
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SauI_Goodman
07/13/18 12:05:37 AM
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Minute posted...
don't stick your dick in crazy.
if you have to stick your dick in crazy, fucking wrap up first.
if you have to stick your dick in crazy and you don't wrap up, you better have the greatest pull out game in history.
if you have to stick your dick in crazy, don't wrap up, and don't have the best pull out game in history, you deserve what's coming to you.


And take the condom with you when you're done.
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Ving_Rhames
07/13/18 12:07:00 AM
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Delirious_Beard posted...
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DarkTransient
07/13/18 12:07:16 AM
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If he got her pregnant, it's probably very safe to assume that indeed, he has been fucked.
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Hulkasaurusrex
07/13/18 12:07:55 AM
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Also she is not pregnant.
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Russman
07/13/18 12:08:44 AM
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About as fucked as boromir was when he was ambushed by lurtz.
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LedZeppelin
07/13/18 12:09:24 AM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
kingdrake2 posted...
tell your friend he needs to take care of the baby that he gave his DNA for.
friend had the sex now live with the consequences.


Spotted the beta male.

thats funny coming from a guy whos barely taller than peter dinklage
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SpiralDrift
07/13/18 12:19:22 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
The discriminates against males in cases like this. Your friend pretty much has no rights in this scenario.

Can confirm. I know two hard-working guys who are nearly homeless now due to being screwed by the courts. The sad thing is, even wanting to be a part of the child's life and being willing to pay whatever for child support doesn't a difference. Basically, if you're willing to pay then they'll just keep finding ways to make you pay more until it reaches a point where you can't even afford your own rent or food expenses.

Intentions don't matter, being studious with the child support payments doesn't matter and being a good parent doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is your gender.
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Tony_Biggie_Pun
07/13/18 12:25:11 AM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
kingdrake2 posted...
tell your friend he needs to take care of the baby that he gave his DNA for.
friend had the sex now live with the consequences.


Spotted the beta male.


Since when of taking care of you children being a beta male?
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DarthGravid
07/13/18 12:26:23 AM
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SpiralDrift posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
The discriminates against males in cases like this. Your friend pretty much has no rights in this scenario.

Can confirm. I know two hard-working guys who are nearly homeless now due to being screwed by the courts. The sad thing is, even wanting to be a part of the child's life and being willing to pay whatever for child support doesn't a difference. Basically, if you're willing to pay then they'll just keep finding ways to make you pay more until it reaches a point where you can't even afford your own rent or food expenses.

Intentions don't matter, being studious with the child support payments doesn't matter and being a good parent doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is your gender.


This is the complete truth. I've been screwed by child support, too. I lost my job to a disability a year ago, and I'm now $18,000 behind. From one year. They don't care. I'm a "deadbeat" because my body broke. Never mind the three kids that live with me. No, my ex-wife making $140k needs every penny that I have, too.
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SpiralDrift
07/13/18 12:34:43 AM
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DarthGravid posted...
SpiralDrift posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
The discriminates against males in cases like this. Your friend pretty much has no rights in this scenario.

Can confirm. I know two hard-working guys who are nearly homeless now due to being screwed by the courts. The sad thing is, even wanting to be a part of the child's life and being willing to pay whatever for child support doesn't a difference. Basically, if you're willing to pay then they'll just keep finding ways to make you pay more until it reaches a point where you can't even afford your own rent or food expenses.

Intentions don't matter, being studious with the child support payments doesn't matter and being a good parent doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is your gender.


This is the complete truth. I've been screwed by child support, too. I lost my job to a disability a year ago, and I'm now $18,000 behind. From one year. They don't care. I'm a "deadbeat" because my body broke. Never mind the three kids that live with me. No, my ex-wife making $140k needs every penny that I have, too.

I'm sorry to hear that. It's absolutely disgusting how many lives are being ruined and no one seems to care. It's sexism but it's not against women, so it's like it doesn't count.
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Schwarber
07/13/18 12:36:04 AM
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Tony_Biggie_Pun
07/13/18 12:44:34 AM
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DarthGravid posted...


This is the complete truth. I've been screwed by child support, too. I lost my job to a disability a year ago, and I'm now $18,000 behind. From one year. They don't care. I'm a "deadbeat" because my body broke. Never mind the three kids that live with me. No, my ex-wife making $140k needs every penny that I have, too.


Damn she's a bitch no offense. Greedy hoe
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Hulkasaurusrex
07/13/18 12:50:42 AM
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You impregnate a women you are done you are paying for vacations and school the rest of your life.
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DarthGravid
07/13/18 1:04:52 AM
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Tony_Biggie_Pun posted...
DarthGravid posted...


This is the complete truth. I've been screwed by child support, too. I lost my job to a disability a year ago, and I'm now $18,000 behind. From one year. They don't care. I'm a "deadbeat" because my body broke. Never mind the three kids that live with me. No, my ex-wife making $140k needs every penny that I have, too.


Damn she's a bitch no offense. Greedy hoe


No offense taken. Hell, your words are a compliment to her in comparison to the things that I say about her. She ruined me.
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Lorenzo_2003
07/13/18 1:05:16 AM
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LedZeppelin posted...
RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
Spotted the beta male.

thats funny coming from a guy whos barely taller than peter dinklage


That insult doesn't even make sense. First, it's completely irrelevant. Second, but more important, Dinklage is a bad analogy because Dinklage is fuckin killing it with a badass decade.
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0AbsoluteZero0
07/13/18 1:07:38 AM
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DarthGravid posted...
SpiralDrift posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
The discriminates against males in cases like this. Your friend pretty much has no rights in this scenario.

Can confirm. I know two hard-working guys who are nearly homeless now due to being screwed by the courts. The sad thing is, even wanting to be a part of the child's life and being willing to pay whatever for child support doesn't a difference. Basically, if you're willing to pay then they'll just keep finding ways to make you pay more until it reaches a point where you can't even afford your own rent or food expenses.

Intentions don't matter, being studious with the child support payments doesn't matter and being a good parent doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is your gender.


This is the complete truth. I've been screwed by child support, too. I lost my job to a disability a year ago, and I'm now $18,000 behind. From one year. They don't care. I'm a "deadbeat" because my body broke. Never mind the three kids that live with me. No, my ex-wife making $140k needs every penny that I have, too.

Holy shit bro, how do they justify charging you $18k for a year of child support, especially when the mom is making bank and you are disabled? Thats all kinds of fucked up and depressing to hear about...
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rikasa
07/13/18 1:09:40 AM
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how is his life ruined? he impregnated a hot young girl and he's super rich. he should marry her and put more kids in her. that's the dream, if he's had a company for 10 yrs he's too old to ask for anything more. maybe he likes to say he "doesn't want kids" but he went around cumming in fertile girls so I'm not really believing that's true.
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DarthGravid
07/13/18 1:16:20 AM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
DarthGravid posted...
SpiralDrift posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
The discriminates against males in cases like this. Your friend pretty much has no rights in this scenario.

Can confirm. I know two hard-working guys who are nearly homeless now due to being screwed by the courts. The sad thing is, even wanting to be a part of the child's life and being willing to pay whatever for child support doesn't a difference. Basically, if you're willing to pay then they'll just keep finding ways to make you pay more until it reaches a point where you can't even afford your own rent or food expenses.

Intentions don't matter, being studious with the child support payments doesn't matter and being a good parent doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is your gender.


This is the complete truth. I've been screwed by child support, too. I lost my job to a disability a year ago, and I'm now $18,000 behind. From one year. They don't care. I'm a "deadbeat" because my body broke. Never mind the three kids that live with me. No, my ex-wife making $140k needs every penny that I have, too.

Holy shit bro, how do they justify charging you $18k for a year of child support, especially when the mom is making bank and you are disabled? Thats all kinds of fucked up and depressing to hear about...


They will only review the order every three years, unless I take very expensive legal action in a state that's over 1,000 miles from where I live. 1 more year until the next "review", where nothing will be changed unless they want to charge me even more.
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Howl
07/13/18 1:18:31 AM
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DarthGravid posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
DarthGravid posted...
SpiralDrift posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
The discriminates against males in cases like this. Your friend pretty much has no rights in this scenario.

Can confirm. I know two hard-working guys who are nearly homeless now due to being screwed by the courts. The sad thing is, even wanting to be a part of the child's life and being willing to pay whatever for child support doesn't a difference. Basically, if you're willing to pay then they'll just keep finding ways to make you pay more until it reaches a point where you can't even afford your own rent or food expenses.

Intentions don't matter, being studious with the child support payments doesn't matter and being a good parent doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is your gender.


This is the complete truth. I've been screwed by child support, too. I lost my job to a disability a year ago, and I'm now $18,000 behind. From one year. They don't care. I'm a "deadbeat" because my body broke. Never mind the three kids that live with me. No, my ex-wife making $140k needs every penny that I have, too.

Holy shit bro, how do they justify charging you $18k for a year of child support, especially when the mom is making bank and you are disabled? Thats all kinds of fucked up and depressing to hear about...


They will only review the order every three years, unless I take very expensive legal action in a state that's over 1,000 miles from where I live. 1 more year until the next "review", where nothing will be changed unless they want to charge me even more.


Yeah it's actually federally illegal for them to retroactively reduce child support debt that has already been assessed.
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Muffinz0rz
07/13/18 10:31:41 AM
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rikasa posted...
he's super rich

Bruh he may have just made a quick mint of $2m (before tax, so prob more like 1.5m), and maybe has a little more cash on hand, but considering the expenses listed in post #18, he doesn't exactly qualify as "super rich" at this point.
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kingdrake2
07/13/18 11:39:21 AM
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LedZeppelin posted...
RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
kingdrake2 posted...
tell your friend he needs to take care of the baby that he gave his DNA for.
friend had the sex now live with the consequences.


Spotted the beta male.

thats funny coming from a guy whos barely taller than peter dinklage


please don't cover me i'll be fine. my true role is the incel i had a southern education and i'm dumb as a box of bricks.
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
07/13/18 4:02:15 PM
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@kingdrake2

The guy needs to get a dna test to make sure the kid is his, no man should ever just assume now a days a child is his until dna proves it. Lots of disloyal hoes out there trying to baby trap rich men with kids that are not actually theirs, dont take responsibility for something that is not your problem.

That is why I said beta male cause you automatically thought the kid must be his, way to many men get tricked into claiming a child that is not theirs.
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kingdrake2
07/13/18 4:36:03 PM
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he's going to be on maury. and end up winning or losing it's going to be great either way.
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