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cAPITALISATION
07/12/18 3:14:55 PM
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She's a friend of a friend, but I've never had more than polite small talk with her

She tends to give me the biggest smiles when she sees me around, which is why I'm thinking that this may lead somewhere
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Silver Bearings
07/12/18 3:15:58 PM
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It's like sliding into first base. Not fruitful.
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IfGodCouldDie
07/12/18 3:17:05 PM
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Just go for it. At worst she no longer smiles, at best you slide into her pants.
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Lost_All_Senses
07/12/18 3:17:11 PM
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Honesty? You tell her you always tend to enjoy her company when shes around and that you're wondering if she would like to go out and do something sometime
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3khc
07/12/18 3:17:42 PM
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"Hey I think you're cool. Hang sometime?"
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KlRBEH
07/12/18 3:18:25 PM
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You don't (if you don't have to)

man up and talk to her irl instead of coming off as a thirsty creep in her DMs
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AndreaBargnani
07/12/18 3:19:34 PM
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reply to a story she posts
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cAPITALISATION
07/12/18 3:20:32 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Honesty? You tell her you always tend to enjoy her company when shes around and that you're wondering if she would like to go out and do something sometime

cAPITALISATION posted...
I've never had more than polite small talk with her

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ThatMuttGuy
07/12/18 3:27:56 PM
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Just talk to her IRL. Trying to message her without having casual conversation IRL is not going to work.
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joestarrr
07/12/18 3:30:13 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10DQeSk1LaY" data-time="

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Lost_All_Senses
07/12/18 3:51:28 PM
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cAPITALISATION posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Honesty? You tell her you always tend to enjoy her company when shes around and that you're wondering if she would like to go out and do something sometime

cAPITALISATION posted...
I've never had more than polite small talk with her


Ill admit I wasn't paying full attention when reading. Tell her you like the vibe she gives off and was wondering if she'd be interested in hanging out sometime.
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cAPITALISATION
07/12/18 4:08:01 PM
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ThatMuttGuy posted...
Just talk to her IRL. Trying to message her without having casual conversation IRL is not going to work.

I can't guarantee I'll see her irl though. It's a big campus.
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happibivouac
07/12/18 4:29:51 PM
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Send her memes you idiot DUH girls love memes plus you're on insta. This is on insta right?
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SomeLikeItHoth
07/12/18 4:30:39 PM
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happibivouac posted...
Send her memes you idiot DUH girls love memes plus you're on insta. This is on insta right?

Snapchat
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DavidWong
07/12/18 4:35:07 PM
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"want to come over and fuck"?

You'd be surprised at how often a girl will say yes
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EpicMickeyDrew
07/12/18 5:00:01 PM
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DavidWong posted...
"want to come over and fuck"?

You'd be surprised at how often a girl will say yes

How attractive are you? That being said I did ask a girl I knew to hookup once and she said "i always thought you were hot when we worked together" so maybe it's not so crazy
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dib153
07/12/18 5:04:36 PM
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https://giphy.com/gifs/slide-WXT7kz9o8vouk

Edit: how to embedd gifs?
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DavidWong
07/12/18 5:06:11 PM
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EpicMickeyDrew posted...
DavidWong posted...
"want to come over and fuck"?

You'd be surprised at how often a girl will say yes

How attractive are you? That being said I did ask a girl I knew to hookup once and she said "i always thought you were hot when we worked together" so maybe it's not so crazy


I'm engaged but my single friends who are average-above average, not hot, do this and probably succeed 1/3 or 1/4 times
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Foppe
07/12/18 5:06:37 PM
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dib153 posted...
https://giphy.com/gifs/slide-WXT7kz9o8vouk

Edit: how to embedd gifs?

Copy link -> gif link
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cAPITALISATION
07/13/18 12:17:34 AM
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happibivouac posted...
Send her memes you idiot DUH girls love memes plus you're on insta. This is on insta right?

Yeah, this is on Insta
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bob742omb
07/13/18 12:21:49 AM
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i dont know man ask your friend to hook her up with you
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cAPITALISATION
07/13/18 1:09:22 AM
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bob742omb posted...
i dont know man ask your friend to hook her up with you

maybe this is wishful thinking

but I feel like she low-key has been trying to
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Foppe
07/13/18 1:39:08 AM
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You dont have a good enough Dungeon Master yourself so you have to steal one from a girl that you dont know?
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DocDelicious
07/13/18 1:48:17 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
cAPITALISATION posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Honesty? You tell her you always tend to enjoy her company when shes around and that you're wondering if she would like to go out and do something sometime

cAPITALISATION posted...
I've never had more than polite small talk with her


Ill admit I wasn't paying full attention when reading. Tell her you like the vibe she gives off and was wondering if she'd be interested in hanging out sometime.

This, but please for the love of god don't use the word "vibe".
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ProfessorKukui
07/13/18 1:52:32 AM
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DarkTransient
07/13/18 1:52:58 AM
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Move analog stick in the direction of her DMs, and hit the Circle button.

As a bonus, if you jump from the slide, you'll jump higher than normal.
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Rad_Chad
07/13/18 2:00:49 AM
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the way the world works is that chads flatter women with anything an incels creep them out with anything. you already won or lost based on that sitch dude. only you know
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cAPITALISATION
07/13/18 2:07:00 AM
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Rad_Chad posted...
the way the world works is that chads flatter women with anything an incels creep them out with anything. you already won or lost based on that sitch dude. only you know

I know you're a gimmick

But there's definitely a kernel of truth in what you're saying: regardless of sex, good-looking people get away with more than not so good-looking ones

shame I don't consider myself good-looking
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cAPITALISATION
07/13/18 3:32:15 AM
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Bump for night CE
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Trickfinger
07/13/18 3:42:56 AM
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cAPITALISATION posted...
She's a friend of a friend, but I've never had more than polite small talk with her

She tends to give me the biggest smiles when she sees me around, which is why I'm thinking that this may lead somewhere

the next time you see her, TALK TO HER. like a fucking man.
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cAPITALISATION
07/13/18 10:48:58 AM
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Trickfinger posted...
cAPITALISATION posted...
She's a friend of a friend, but I've never had more than polite small talk with her

She tends to give me the biggest smiles when she sees me around, which is why I'm thinking that this may lead somewhere

the next time you see her, TALK TO HER. like a fucking man.

She kept looking away when she saw that I saw her looking at me <_<
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ThatMuttGuy
07/13/18 10:58:14 AM
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This is why you can't get girls. You're trying to force something instead of being natural about it.

Just let it happen if it's meant to be. Don't come off as desperate.
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Lost_All_Senses
07/13/18 11:14:16 AM
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DocDelicious posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
cAPITALISATION posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Honesty? You tell her you always tend to enjoy her company when shes around and that you're wondering if she would like to go out and do something sometime

cAPITALISATION posted...
I've never had more than polite small talk with her


Ill admit I wasn't paying full attention when reading. Tell her you like the vibe she gives off and was wondering if she'd be interested in hanging out sometime.

This, but please for the love of god don't use the word "vibe".


Energy? The word won't make the difference. She'll either be like "yeah, he cute/seems sweet" or some shit or she'll be like "ah, no"
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LordRazziel
07/13/18 11:19:49 AM
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"Hola"
It's that easy.
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Bacon_Pancakes
07/13/18 11:19:51 AM
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Yeah just talk to her in person.
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TheDarkCircle
07/13/18 11:21:16 AM
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I generally just message the girl her own name, not kidding. It works almost without fail

for example if a girls name is becca, my opener is "beccaaaa" something like that. It lets em know whats up, but in a way that doesn't require an immediate response and takes the pressure off you for a clever opener. I generally always get a "hahaha hey whatsup?"

then you're on your own tho to keep convo going
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Akagami_Shanks
07/13/18 11:23:50 AM
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Toss out a flirty line, if its a hard shut down cease activity. If they seem indifferent then talk more, if they flirt back then youre in
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Trickfinger
07/13/18 11:34:02 AM
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cAPITALISATION posted...
Trickfinger posted...
cAPITALISATION posted...
She's a friend of a friend, but I've never had more than polite small talk with her

She tends to give me the biggest smiles when she sees me around, which is why I'm thinking that this may lead somewhere

the next time you see her, TALK TO HER. like a fucking man.

She kept looking away when she saw that I saw her looking at me <_<

She could be shy, most girls are when they like a guy. Just find an innocuous way to open up conversation, worse case scenario you guys remain friends
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cAPITALISATION
07/13/18 2:35:27 PM
#43:


ThatMuttGuy posted...
This is why you can't get girls. You're trying to force something instead of being natural about it.

Just let it happen if it's meant to be. Don't come off as desperate.

I know, I know.
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Stefanie
07/13/18 2:37:52 PM
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Click the DM button. Type something. Send.

It's easy.
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EpicMickeyDrew
07/13/18 2:49:13 PM
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TheDarkCircle posted...
I generally just message the girl her own name, not kidding. It works almost without fail

for example if a girls name is becca, my opener is "beccaaaa" something like that. It lets em know whats up, but in a way that doesn't require an immediate response and takes the pressure off you for a clever opener. I generally always get a "hahaha hey whatsup?"

then you're on your own tho to keep convo going

interesting
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happibivouac
07/13/18 2:57:39 PM
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Stefanie posted...
Click the DM button. Type something. Send.

It's easy.

'Til they leave yo ass on read. :(
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TheDarkCircle
07/13/18 4:16:01 PM
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EpicMickeyDrew posted...
TheDarkCircle posted...
I generally just message the girl her own name, not kidding. It works almost without fail

for example if a girls name is becca, my opener is "beccaaaa" something like that. It lets em know whats up, but in a way that doesn't require an immediate response and takes the pressure off you for a clever opener. I generally always get a "hahaha hey whatsup?"

then you're on your own tho to keep convo going

interesting


yup. Try it out sometime. Nothing wrong with a simple "hey!" or "hi" but i always felt lame messaging just that. This has been working for me
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cAPITALISATION
07/13/18 4:50:54 PM
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TheDarkCircle posted...
EpicMickeyDrew posted...
TheDarkCircle posted...
I generally just message the girl her own name, not kidding. It works almost without fail

for example if a girls name is becca, my opener is "beccaaaa" something like that. It lets em know whats up, but in a way that doesn't require an immediate response and takes the pressure off you for a clever opener. I generally always get a "hahaha hey whatsup?"

then you're on your own tho to keep convo going

interesting


yup. Try it out sometime. Nothing wrong with a simple "hey!" or "hi" but i always felt lame messaging just that. This has been working for me

Guess I'll go with that then
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CreekCo
07/13/18 5:17:35 PM
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Yep. If they want to talk they'll let you know.

If they text back hi, probably bail.
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cAPITALISATION
07/13/18 5:48:59 PM
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I forgot to switch accounts!
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CreekCo
07/13/18 5:53:24 PM
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Derp
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