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El Mexicano Texano
07/12/18 12:23:38 PM
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I think that amount of money is fair, considering it will be natural and the money you might waste in a life time with hair transplant, dying it, hearing aids, glasses/contacts, eye surgery, etc...
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eston
07/12/18 12:24:57 PM
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The only part of that I care about is vision, and that could be fixed for way less than $300k
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pieisthebest
07/12/18 12:25:18 PM
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Money easily
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Slip-N-Slide
07/12/18 12:26:03 PM
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pieisthebest posted...
Money easily

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DarthGravid
07/12/18 12:26:07 PM
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Does this fix my rheumatoid arthritis too?
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Dyinglegacy
07/12/18 12:28:34 PM
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Depends on the person. The only one of those negatives that runs in my family is baldness and greying of hair. None my 8 siblings have ever needed glasses or hearing aids, and some of them are approaching their 60s.

I'd probably take the money, as baldness/greying could easily be fixed that a chunk of cash to spare. If I had a genetic disposition for the others mentioned, I'd definitely pass on the money.
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CEs_EFG
07/12/18 12:29:12 PM
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pieisthebest posted...
Money easily

El Mexicano Texano posted...
money you might waste in a life time with hair transplant, dying it, hearing aids, glasses/contacts, eye surgery, etc...


idk how much hair transplants are fam but PRK is like 1000 dollarinos these days
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El Mexicano Texano
07/12/18 12:30:06 PM
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DarthGravid posted...
Does this fix my rheumatoid arthritis too?


Yea
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KillerKhan420
07/12/18 12:32:17 PM
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People who harp on hairlines and shit like that would take that over the money. Grey hairs and losing your hair/hearing and teeth are all natural things, no need to be ashamed of it.

I'd take the 300k and buy a nice sized home and continue working.
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Tappor
07/12/18 12:33:23 PM
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$300k please. The only part I care about is my shitty vision and I'd have more than enough to fix that with contact lenses
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DarthGravid
07/12/18 12:42:54 PM
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El Mexicano Texano posted...
DarthGravid posted...
Does this fix my rheumatoid arthritis too?


Yea


Done. I would PAY YOU the money to get my health back.
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Flockaveli
07/12/18 12:44:25 PM
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Can I get a beard also? You know, for the Instagram Hoes.
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TerrifyingRei
07/12/18 12:46:01 PM
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Give me my god damn money
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TheMarthKoopa
07/12/18 12:55:47 PM
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I'd even take just the perfect hearing/sight... fuck tinnitus an astigmatism
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El Mexicano Texano
07/12/18 1:19:57 PM
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Flockaveli posted...
Can I get a beard also? You know, for the Instagram Hoes.


Sure
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Tsuyoi3
07/12/18 1:22:17 PM
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pieisthebest posted...
Money easily

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Error1355
07/12/18 1:25:11 PM
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The health options over the money.

I've had shitty vision my whole life, astigmatism in both eyes since I was 4 years old. This would be awesome.
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thronedfire2
07/12/18 1:26:45 PM
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Money. Already got perfect vision and Im already used to the bad hearing
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PIITB415
07/12/18 1:32:26 PM
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Perfect items. 300k isn't much here in the bay area. My salary is more than that in two years.
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SpinKirby
07/12/18 1:33:53 PM
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Imagine going for the money when the other option is basically a super power.

l m a o


Anyone one of us could get into an accident tomorrow and be inflicted with irreversible damage.
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El Mexicano Texano
07/12/18 2:07:41 PM
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You guys could easily get a job as wielders or other fields that could mess up your sight or hearing and not have to worry about it....
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SpinKirby
07/12/18 2:13:10 PM
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El Mexicano Texano posted...
You guys could easily get a job as wielders or other fields that could mess up your sight or hearing and not have to worry about it....

SpinKirby posted...
the other option is basically a super power.

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The Top Crusader
07/12/18 2:15:57 PM
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My vision is pretty bad--passable with glasses but basically blind without. That alone would probably make it worthwhile to skip out on the money. Plus hearing and teeth going bad would be good to avoid.

I don't really care about my hair but I guess its a nice fringe benefit.
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Hairy-man
07/12/18 2:16:37 PM
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Old people with zero gray hair look fuckin weird
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Sada_Pop
07/12/18 2:17:58 PM
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Slip-N-Slide posted...
pieisthebest posted...
Money easily

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Ki_cat_
07/12/18 2:21:24 PM
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There's no job I want to do that involves vision or hearing loss. Hair loss/change is pretty okay with me.

I can use the money and be set for a while. Turn it into more money too.
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oblivios
07/12/18 2:22:27 PM
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Imagine passing up perfect physical qualities for life just for a mere 300,000k.
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Frogles
07/12/18 2:25:02 PM
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ill take the perfect vision/hearing + extras. dont have to worry about my hair/teeth but vision is too good to pass up.
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GunmaN1905
07/12/18 2:27:09 PM
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Hmm.

Vision - I wear contacts and I'll probably get a lasik at some point. So that's obtainable with money.

Teeh - I have all 32, perfectly alligned, never had a single spot on any of them. Probably the most quality part of my body.

Hearing - who even cares about that, I can hear perfectly fine.

Balding - So far so good, it doesn't look like I will go bald any time soon. Even if I do, who cares. And then there's hair transplant stuff.

Grey hairs - Who cares, I'm not a woman.

If it was perfect health overall or 300k$, I'd be in doubt, like this, give me the money.
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theAteam
07/12/18 2:28:17 PM
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I'll take health over money.
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Ki_cat_
07/12/18 4:32:13 PM
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Most of the things in the title are super easy to maintain, genetics and accidents aside. That's where my brain goes. Perfect hair can be bought.
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cerealbox760
07/12/18 6:45:10 PM
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Perfect hearing and sight? Laser surgery is risky. Teeth is an added bonus. No balding added bonus. Screw the money.
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rikasa
07/12/18 6:49:19 PM
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The health, absolutely. I'd take it if it were just the teeth or hair.
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Sir Will
07/12/18 6:50:44 PM
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I wouldn't have to wear glasses anymore, I think I'm already getting some greys at 33, and am balding. So, yeah, the second one.
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Deadpool_18
07/12/18 6:51:24 PM
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That money could literally fix whatever issues I have with any of those.

Money please.
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addled
07/12/18 7:42:13 PM
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perfect vision/teeth/hearing/no grey hairs/no balding for life

You could even keep grey hair off the table but the teeth sight & hearing is easily worth more than 300,000
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Rikiaz
07/12/18 7:43:44 PM
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Absolutely take the health options.
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Yomi
07/12/18 7:46:13 PM
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Grey hairs are okay so money please.
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Mistere Man
07/12/18 7:53:17 PM
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Rikiaz posted...
Absolutely take the health options.

This! Money is useless compared to the health options.
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Ki_cat_
07/12/18 8:02:11 PM
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Money is not useless.

Would perfect teeth be nice? Yes. Hair? Sure. Sight? Sure. No hearing loss? Would be good.

It all ends there though.
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Mistere Man
07/12/18 8:08:58 PM
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Ki_cat_ posted...
Money is not useless.

Would perfect teeth be nice? Yes. Hair? Sure. Sight? Sure. No hearing loss? Would be good.

It all ends there though.

After watching them repeatedly stick needles for injections into my fathers eyes to try and save his vision and it fail then for me perfect vision is more valuable than the money, the rest make the money worthless to me.
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Rikiaz
07/12/18 8:11:28 PM
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Ki_cat_ posted...
Money is not useless.

Would perfect teeth be nice? Yes. Hair? Sure. Sight? Sure. No hearing loss? Would be good.

It all ends there though.

Im 25 and I have the eyes of a 70 year old, already almost bald, and half deaf with tinnitus. Fixing all that and having it be perfect until I die is absolutely worth giving up a free 300k
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Wetterdew
07/12/18 8:15:43 PM
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I'm not likely to go bald

I don't care about gray hair

I've never had vision/hearing/teeth problems and I don't mind dealing with normal age-related deterioration.

So I'll take the money.
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thronedfire2
07/12/18 8:23:01 PM
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I'd take the money because I'm poor and I'll probably be dead before I have all those sense problems anyway. that much money could change my life overnight
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Ki_cat_
07/12/18 8:26:20 PM
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Understandable if you see and or have ailments.
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MagnusX
07/12/18 8:30:18 PM
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This would be a hard decision. I'd really like the money but I'm absolutely obsessed with live music. To know that my hearing would never degrade and would ostensibly revert back past my definite hearing loss/ever so slight occasional tinnitus from dozens of loud rock concerts at the very front of 40-80k people. Plus reverting my need for glasses and healthier teeth would be awesome.

My hairline has been receding for a while and that sucks but I don't care too much. I dyed my hair every colour and lots of combinations in the past and would actually probably like the look of a nice grey. The decision falls squarely on my passion for music and how it would make the rest of my life happier than a large sum of money.
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