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dbf50
07/11/18 9:01:29 PM
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top bun
mayo
tomato
cheese
patty
bottom bun
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SpinKirby
07/11/18 9:01:56 PM
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>mayo

sickface

>no green

??????????
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PanzerElite
07/11/18 9:02:38 PM
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SpinKirby posted...
>mayo

sickface

>no green

??????????

Mayo is practically required for burgers, dude.
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Mr_Biscuit
07/11/18 9:02:47 PM
#4:


Top bun
Grilled onions
Bacon
Fried egg
Cheese
Patty
Bottom bun
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joestarrr
07/11/18 9:02:57 PM
#5:


no mayo
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AlephZero
07/11/18 9:05:33 PM
#6:


top bun
miracle whip
bottom bun
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dib153
07/11/18 9:05:51 PM
#7:


Top bun
Mayo
Sauteed onions or over easy egg
Bacon
Cheese
Patty
Cheese
Patty
Lettuce
Light mayo
Bottom bun
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dbf50
07/11/18 9:09:25 PM
#8:


Mr_Biscuit posted...
Top bun
Grilled onions
Bacon
Fried egg
Cheese
Patty
Bottom bun


WHERE'S THE CONDIMENT
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SailorGoon
07/11/18 9:09:32 PM
#9:


dbf50 posted...
top bun
mayo
tomato
cheese
patty
bottom bun

U7Blx1L
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ImTheMacheteGuy
07/11/18 9:11:19 PM
#10:


Mr_Biscuit posted...
onion


Any setup that has this is false
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SpinKirby
07/11/18 9:20:39 PM
#11:


PanzerElite posted...
SpinKirby posted...
>mayo

sickface

>no green

??????????

Mayo is practically required for burgers, dude.


I'm sorry that you've only had low quality burgers.
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DavidWong
07/11/18 9:21:36 PM
#12:


top bun
mayo
lettuce
cheese
patty
cheese
mayo
bottom bun
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SimpleMan
07/11/18 9:23:11 PM
#13:


Top Bun
BBQ Sauce
Bacon
Cheese
Patty
Cheese
Bacon
Bottom Bun
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Bloodychess
07/11/18 9:25:21 PM
#14:


Mr_Biscuit posted...
Fried egg

This guy knows whats up
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AuthenticZac
07/11/18 9:27:00 PM
#15:


Ctrl+f Pickle - Not found?!?
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Mr_Biscuit
07/11/18 9:27:05 PM
#16:


Bloodychess posted...
Mr_Biscuit posted...
Fried egg

This guy knows whats up

mah gooby
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SailorGoon
07/11/18 9:27:51 PM
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AuthenticZac posted...
Ctrl+f Pickle - Not found?!?

SailorGoon posted...
dbf50 posted...
top bun
mayo
tomato
cheese
patty
bottom bun

U7Blx1L

Secret tech
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Reis
07/11/18 9:28:57 PM
#18:


Mayo is for people with primitive palates
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AuthenticZac
07/11/18 9:32:47 PM
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SailorGoon posted...
AuthenticZac posted...
Ctrl+f Pickle - Not found?!?

SailorGoon posted...
dbf50 posted...
top bun
mayo
tomato
cheese
patty
bottom bun

U7Blx1L

Secret tech


Phew, *High-fives Goon*
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chrono625
07/11/18 9:39:05 PM
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Lettuce on a burger is so pointless.

If you want a delicious green, use arugula instead.
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KobeSystem
07/11/18 9:40:57 PM
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RoboLaserGandhi
07/11/18 9:41:41 PM
#22:


SpinKirby posted...
PanzerElite posted...
SpinKirby posted...
>mayo

sickface

>no green

??????????

Mayo is practically required for burgers, dude.


I'm sorry that you've only had low quality burgers.

Uhh mayo is basically exclusively an upscale burger thing. You don't see that at fucking McDonald's.
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SpinKirby
07/11/18 9:41:48 PM
#23:


KobeSystem posted...
Imagine unironically liking mayo

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thronedfire2
07/11/18 9:42:19 PM
#24:


RoboLaserGandhi posted...
SpinKirby posted...
PanzerElite posted...
SpinKirby posted...
>mayo

sickface

>no green

??????????

Mayo is practically required for burgers, dude.


I'm sorry that you've only had low quality burgers.

Uhh mayo is basically exclusively an upscale burger thing. You don't see that at fucking McDonald's.


because even mcdonald's knows mayo is disgusting.

an upscale place might use a mayo based sauce/dressing, but they sure as shit aren't putting mayo on a $17 burger
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SpinKirby
07/11/18 9:42:34 PM
#25:


RoboLaserGandhi posted...
SpinKirby posted...
PanzerElite posted...
SpinKirby posted...
>mayo

sickface

>no green

??????????

Mayo is practically required for burgers, dude.


I'm sorry that you've only had low quality burgers.

Uhh mayo is basically exclusively an upscale burger thing. You don't see that at fucking McDonald's.


Oh god.

We are truly a lost culture.
Mayo is a sign of laziness.
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kingdrake2
07/11/18 9:44:01 PM
#26:


top bun
mayo
tomato (yes i bought one today)
pepperjack cheese
bbq sauce
big ass burger
bottom bun

still a few weeks away before i can hunger for tasty burger meat, it's my curse to be on a balanced budget.
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BewmHedshot
07/11/18 9:44:28 PM
#27:


Havarti
Sauteed mushrooms
Patty

Buns are for carb eaters.
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RoboLaserGandhi
07/11/18 9:44:38 PM
#28:


thronedfire2 posted...
RoboLaserGandhi posted...
SpinKirby posted...
PanzerElite posted...
SpinKirby posted...
>mayo

sickface

>no green

??????????

Mayo is practically required for burgers, dude.


I'm sorry that you've only had low quality burgers.

Uhh mayo is basically exclusively an upscale burger thing. You don't see that at fucking McDonald's.


because even mcdonald's knows mayo is disgusting.

an upscale place might use a mayo based sauce/dressing, but they sure as shit aren't putting mayo on a $17 burger

No, they're not putting fucking miracle whip on a burger and I don't think anyone ever implies this is the case when they talk about mayo on burgers.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
07/11/18 9:45:21 PM
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Speaking of mayo, a restaurant in the building I work in has truffle mayo and it is fucking delicious. They give it out with garlic parm fries and the cups are pretty big and flavor is really strong so a little bit goes a long way. I usually save most of it (like 80%+) and take it home to make a sandwich or two with.
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kingdrake2
07/11/18 9:46:40 PM
#30:


ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Speaking of mayo, a restaurant in the building I work in has truffle mayo and it is fucking delicious. They give it out with garlic parm fries and the cups are pretty big and flavor is really strong so a little bit goes a long way. I usually save most of it (like 80%+) and take it home to make a sandwich or two with.


that alliance burger article makes me want to buy one of those for 22$. that's fine eating and i would be supporting the alliance.
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thronedfire2
07/11/18 9:47:31 PM
#31:


RoboLaserGandhi posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
RoboLaserGandhi posted...
SpinKirby posted...
PanzerElite posted...
SpinKirby posted...
>mayo

sickface

>no green

??????????

Mayo is practically required for burgers, dude.


I'm sorry that you've only had low quality burgers.

Uhh mayo is basically exclusively an upscale burger thing. You don't see that at fucking McDonald's.


because even mcdonald's knows mayo is disgusting.

an upscale place might use a mayo based sauce/dressing, but they sure as shit aren't putting mayo on a $17 burger

No, they're not putting fucking miracle whip on a burger and I don't think anyone ever implies this is the case when they talk about mayo on burgers.


who said anything about miracle whip?
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SpiralDrift
07/11/18 9:58:30 PM
#32:


Sourdough (sliced, no bun)
Mayo
Tomato slice
Ketchup
Mustard
Turkey patty
Cheese
Ketchup (yes, both sides)
Lettuce
Sourdough
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MrNintendo1213
07/11/18 10:02:09 PM
#33:


Topbun
Mayo
Barbecue sauce
Onion ring
Jalapenos
Pickles
Lettuce
Ketchup
Ranch
Cheese
Patty
Caramelized onions
Mayo again
Bottom bun
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ImTheMacheteGuy
07/11/18 10:07:39 PM
#34:


SpiralDrift posted...
Sourdough (sliced, no bun)
Mayo
Tomato slice
Ketchup
Mustard
Turkey patty
Cheese
Ketchup (yes, both sides)
Lettuce
Sourdough


This sounds like a good but standard turkey burger being pretentious and overselling itself tbh
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kingdrake2
07/11/18 10:25:35 PM
#35:


ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
SpiralDrift posted...
Sourdough (sliced, no bun)
Mayo
Tomato slice
Ketchup
Mustard
Turkey patty
Cheese
Ketchup (yes, both sides)
Lettuce
Sourdough


This sounds like a good but standard turkey burger being pretentious and overselling itself tbh


how do we fix it :(. i'm screwed.
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Guy_Fieri
07/11/18 10:27:09 PM
#36:


Let me fucking tell you about burgers.
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Kajagogo
07/11/18 10:29:11 PM
#37:


Top bun
BBQ sauce
Onion ring
Bacon
Cheese
Patty
Cheese
Patty
Bottom bun
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marthsheretoo
07/11/18 10:29:57 PM
#38:


I actually can't stand cheese on burgers so y'all are losing atm
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LookANinja
07/11/18 10:37:18 PM
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CommonJoe
07/11/18 10:48:17 PM
#40:


Heres my top 3, with names.

THE F A N C Y MAN
Top bun with mayo applied and then grilled. (crispy buttery grilled cheese effect)
Then ketchup
Dijon
Cole slaw
Grilled onions
Beef
2 slices American (let the meat heat melt it)
Beef
Well drained grilled mushrooms
Bottom bun, also mayo-grilled

THE FUCKIN' TEQUILA MAN
Top Bun (toasted)
Film of mayo
Swirl of ketchup
Bacon
Deep-fried pickles
Over-easyish egg
Hashbrowns
Beef - one slice american
More hashbrowns
More bacon
Film of mayo
Bottom bun, toasted

THE 'MY DATE WAS BEING A BITCH ANYWAY' MAN
Top Bun, toasted
Mayo
Extra helping of raw onion. Like, solid half inch. (I like onions, fuck you)
Shredded red cabbage
A solid slathering of Franks Red Hot or Cholula
Beef
Two slices american
Beef
Mushrooms
Bacon
Mayo
Bottom bun
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FL81
07/11/18 11:03:17 PM
#41:


AuthenticZac posted...
Ctrl+f Pickle - Not found?!?

putting pickles on burgers is like putting pineapple on pizza
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Mr_Hakubi
07/11/18 11:04:25 PM
#42:


Top bun
Cheese
Patty
Bottom bun
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