Current Events > my neighbors girlfriend just saw my dick

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checked to see if there was anyone outside my door and there wasn't, so i opened my door in just my t shirt and boxers. i crotched down to pick up my package and that's the moment she decides to come up the stairs. she looks at me, gives me a big smile and says "HEY, it's so good to see you..." and then a horrified look crosses her face as her eyes trail down and she whimpers the rest of her sentence "...again...". i look down and my fly area is opened wide, exposing my junk. i just grab my package and go back inside.
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Hehehe "package"
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Did you mean the package outside or your junk?
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Aren't you a pickup master or something? Why didn't you bed her right there in the hallway in front of her weeping ex-boyfriend?
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Now youre a sex offender, nice going.
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Lordgold666 posted...

Did you mean the package outside or your junk?

both....

Muffinz0rz posted...

Aren't you a pickup master or something? Why didn't you bed her right there in the hallway in front of her weeping ex-boyfriend?

had the chance to bed her a few months ago. she got into a fight with her boyfriend, and showed up at 3am drink banging on his door. he wouldn't open but i was up so i invited her in for tea. she kept going on about how she thought i was so cute in middle school. i simply didn't want the drama where i live, wasn't worth the bang (even though she's super hot). part of the advantage of being a pick up artist is knowing you can get laid any time
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Crotched down
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