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SMAP- 07/10/18 10:26:56 PM #1: |
>this summer...
>everyone's favorite plumber... >is coming to the big screen >*cuts to bowser voiced by Adam Sandler* What a bummer! >*Ke$ha starts playing* WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE IM P DIDDY >*Mario wakes up giddy for the morning as Peach is carried away in the distance, his alarm is still going off and he can't hear her, scrolls through some messages, looks up as he's about to read "princess peach kidnapped" remember to take up luigi, who's alarm is the local radio >"in other news, princess peach has been-" >Mario, voiced by Aziz Ansari "It's a me! Your brother, Mario! We need to get an early start on our day if we're going to get anything done!" >Luigi, voiced by Owen Wilson, "just go on without me, man" >Mario: "but together we are the super Mario brothers! Without you I'm just... Regular Mario Brother." >two brothers will find themselves >Mario "what?! Peach is missing?" >Luigi "really?" >and maybe Peach >Mario "and bowser took her?" >Luigi "wow REALLY?" >but first they have to find Bowser >bowser: "I know what girls like!" >*presents a bundle of fire flowers to Peach* "fire flower?" >*Peach kicks him in the balls* >"AAAAA My fire balls!" >who might need to be saved from peach >peach, voiced by who do you fucking think, it's Kristen Schaal "I keep inviting you to go kart riding, to play golf, to parties, and even to the Olympic Games AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?!" >this summer is going to be >*montage of slap stick* >*long cringeworthy scene of bowser twerking* >Mario "aaawkward" >this summer is going to be... >*montage that's pretty much the inevitable dance party ending* >*toad doing a head spin* >"LIIIIIIIIT" >this summer is going to be! >*montage of every time they say "super" in the movie >SUPER >Super Mario Bros. >*long post trailer scene of everyone staring at luigi dabbing* --- http://imgur.com/a/RJN1f my favorite albums ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Going_Deep_08 07/10/18 10:28:25 PM #2: |
This topic is now about Ben Roethlisberger.
He's a god. Obey him!!! --- DO NOT DEFY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://imgur.com/LokFB ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJKirby 07/10/18 10:30:14 PM #3: |
Going_Deep_08 posted...
This topic is now about Ben Roethlisberger. katy perry is cooler --- Not changing this signature until Beyond Good and Evil 2 is in my hand. August 25th, 2010. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smashingpmkns 07/10/18 10:31:02 PM #4: |
I saw this Facebook post too TC
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Kitt 07/10/18 10:31:25 PM #5: |
It's like the trailer is right here in front of me.
--- https://imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://imgur.com/LkrRVe2 https://imgur.com/Dp03g3y Listen all of y'all, it's a Sabotage ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MedzXVIII 07/10/18 10:32:45 PM #6: |
Spoiler Alert
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SMAP- 07/10/18 10:59:44 PM #8: |
Smashingpmkns posted...
I saw this Facebook post too TC Discord but yeah --- http://imgur.com/a/RJN1f my favorite albums ... Copied to Clipboard!
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sktgamer_13dude 07/10/18 11:01:36 PM #9: |
Kitt posted...
It's like the trailer is right here in front of me. --- https://imgur.com/jWVrg9U https://imgur.com/g2efUtT https://imgur.com/5dOwhaP https://imgur.com/LVdqu8J Go Cougs and M's #DI4B ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarthDemented 07/10/18 11:17:39 PM #10: |
This topic is boring and is now about trains
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SMAP- 07/10/18 11:27:24 PM #11: |
DarthDemented posted...
This topic is boring and is now about trains Can it be about Mexican food instead --- http://imgur.com/a/RJN1f my favorite albums ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarthDemented 07/10/18 11:28:35 PM #12: |
SMAP- posted...
DarthDemented posted...This topic is boring and is now about trains Depends on the Mexican food. If it has guac then fuck it. I don't want baby shit on my Mexican food --- boobies... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Going_Deep_08 07/10/18 11:30:53 PM #13: |
DarthDemented posted...
SMAP- posted...DarthDemented posted...This topic is boring and is now about trains How bout Ben Roethlisberger and mexican food? --- DO NOT DEFY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://imgur.com/LokFB ... Copied to Clipboard!
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